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UGG!!!

@uggcaveman.bsky.social
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you safe with ugg no matter who you am. slow to "follow back" politic BAD and make ugg feel bad, no want see!! ugg HATE computer slop! PFP by buny friend, @sockart.bsky.social

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 1h
i gotta have a good meal www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbh...
youtube.com
Garfielf
YouTube video by PilotRedSun
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 8h
hamburger helpse
...it two hamburger helper gloves doing goatse on another hamburger glove

listen, it not make sense to ugg either and me see fine
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☭ Tankie Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @girltankie.bsky.social · 8h
In light of recent events, it's time to bust out a classic
Sentence describing What A-A-Ron Rubberdicks did in the BK logo font
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h
my friends need groceries and now their phone's been disconnected. if you are in a position to help, it would mean the world. 💚 cashapp: $delriolu (dm me for venmo or paypal and we can make that work too.)
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Soilent @grower.bsky.social · 4h
I hate it here
Search for hot dog senator that pulls up 

Sanders
Widen
Whitehouse
Van Hollen 
Fetterman…
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 5h
appealing "sexual content" label

"this is a tomato, what are we doing here"
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 5h
aw you have 50 thousand followers and cant get more than 4 likes on average? aw did someone get a bunch of bot followers? get ugged idiots
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 5h
oh god the julies have returned
"julie has followed you"
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 6h
first of all ugg not have worms worms have ugg
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 6h
ch ch ch cheesemouse
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 6h
also kinda funny that clearsky JUST SO HAPPEN to be down today hmmmmmmmmm
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 6h
Woody Allen fucked children
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 7h
who else thinking about 7 big fat horse
youtu.be
7 Big Fat Horse
YouTube video by NH Cooking (NHCooking)
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 8h
youtu.be/vKhHwpkL17o
youtu.be
Water and Water and Water Water
YouTube video by Nire
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the cutest bug around🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 @bettythebug.northsky.social · 9h
THATS RIGHT WE'RE PUTTING UGG ON CREATINEEEE
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 9h
you know at first i not care for ringworm that much but it really grow on you after a while (follow for more UGG!!! content)
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 11h
hey but it IS weird behavior for head of trust and safety to block... anyone that not fuckin weird to anyone but ugg?
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 11h
everyone get blocked by aaron except poor poor ugg
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 11h
bluesky's "aaron rodericks age verification system" if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 11h
when my wife propose... me starting to think that maybe was engagement bait
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Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 12h
Good Morning, I'm full of brain garbage. Here u go!
that time in highschool where i got stuck [sic] by a motor vehiucle and died only to be reincarnated into another world as a sentient John Deer Tractor *or* that time that i learned to embrace the modern farming world and fell in love with a goddess 

its a car about to hit a paper doll model...
that time in highschool where i got stuck [sic] by a motor vehiucle and died only to be reincarnated into another world as a sentient John Deer Tractor *or* that time that i learned to embrace the modern farming world and fell in love with a goddess 

Truck with a face and sun hat: Im sure you're probably wondering how i ended up in this predicament heh, yeah. Im a truck and this is my story
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 12h
just one more day til spooky time! maybe ghosts come back?
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 12h
ok sure you having fun with friends, but you not consider how random scold feels!
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 15h
An excellent point! Here's an artist rendition of Ugg teaching me about numbers higher than zero (they did a poor job at capturing how handsome Ugg is)
A screenshot from the Schoolhouse Rock video for My Hero Zero. The titular My Hero Zero is sitting in the middle of the screen, wearing a superman style hero costume with a giant yellow zero on his chest. His long hero cape trails off screen to the left. Zero is looking up at a stereotypical cartoonish caveman walking by counting on his fingers.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥰 venmo.com/marielikesea... 🥰
venmo.com
marie likesearth | @marielikesearth
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 23h
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 23h
(chuckling) I love the relatable caveman humor, heh, we really haven't changed
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 23h
if pain am just weakness leaving the body my back could bench a mammoth (follow for more UGG!!! content)
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
derrick is the new todd
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ugglet say, "gotta poop!" and run to the bathroom. He poop in toilet. then...
"he wipes, gets up...
theres a fuckin turd in front of the toilet
ok, he must have been slow on the trigger i think, and a little was in his underwear
underwear clean
....ok
so
i put his underwear on
i go to put his sweats on
a turd falls out of his sweatpants
fucking WHAT
how did he shit his pants but NOT his underwear!"
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who besides ugg has even heard of this show
"Family Dog"

a cartoon about a dog

not a talking dog

just.. a dog
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
difference between suicide and murder very small- outside of compassionate euthanasia in ugg opinion. you get shot, your family grieve. you shoot yourself, your family grieve. both cases, you dead and not feel anything anymore. but people left behind bear all the hurt no kill yourself.
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i not respect bit accounts
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm sure. I've seen your fits.
Jnco Cave
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
manifesting good things for @bingus.ough.club
a rolling tray with weed on it, a pipe that has had a hit taken off it, and bingus' PFP as a pog
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in the year 2000
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Mari, artist also known as ModelOmega @drmajalis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I have something the 1% will never have: enough."
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ugg just wanna chill, smoke weed, watch funny thing, and be a caveman
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
drop some magic 🎩
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@billystrings.com Max a real good dude, and huge fan. Do it for max and momo!
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some people just wanna get mad at everything
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i not give one single solitary fuck what you have to say. this started because someone ask VERY REASONABLE question, and your response was to call women whores and "things" eat uggs boogers, hair, shit, toenails, and wash it down with piss
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just lettin you know who you bein buddies with right now
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you never guess who this guy taking a stand for you never ever guess
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Onnaise☭ @onnaise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything I know about this guy is against my will
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need boner pills bc stick figure lady not wash ass in so long she have cartoon stink lines
stick figure man with stick figure boner, behind stick figure lady on stick figure hands and knees

but for some reason she have... blue flame?  coming off butt?
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thank you for your attention to this mater
bowlcut hair dude, holding a huge heirloom tomato
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the world isn’t ready for my new film BASKETBALL CAVEMAN (tagline: This Caveman Plays Basketball) due to their extreme racism against the hoopers of the hollow earth
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is ugg eating worlds crunchiest red grape while engaging in blatant corporate time theft? the answer may surprise you
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