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@vanurtle.bsky.social
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 03/11/2025
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The Cottingley Fairies appear in five photos taken by cousins Elsie Wright (age 16) & Frances Griffiths (9), from Bradford, UK. Their 1917 images caused many to believe the magical creatures were real....even fooling Sherlock Holmes creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle #WomensArt
Sepia photograph featuring a young white girl in a garden, upper half resting her head on her hand and looking outwards, in front of her are a group of small dancing fairies
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
When your pet head- butts you, that’s their version of Boop!
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Vanurtle @vanurtle.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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a man wearing headphones has the word dedication on the bottom
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My boss just set a meeting for July 2028 and a little piece of me died.
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Girls Running From Houses @girlfleeshouse.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The panels of the staircases echo with footsteps, but nobody seems to mind.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
If I'm flirting with you, I'm so sorry.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
my productivity plan for all this darkness is to take a million naps
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I'm not mad, I'm maddening
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I know I seem like so autonomous but I'm actually partnered with refraction of light so let me run it by the old prism first. Hey bendy straw sucking the crazy light outta me, more like dispersing my will amirite
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Footslip @rictusgrin.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Had a hot bath and soaked in my failure to be on schedule. In a bright, cheery, perfect world, everything is on time and even ahead of schedule. Woot! What a place to be!
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
"The meek shall inherit the earth" THE MEEK: No
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
a prescription strength hug please
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Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
"Your a adult you can do what you want" i whisper to myself before I eat pudding before the main.
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Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Going to need some help getting by on hospital release, benefits have been stopped because ive been in hospital over 3 weeks so need to reapply, I have little cash left for topping up electricity and getting in groceries, phone needs topped up. Pls help if you can PP: Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A new Scottish tartan memorializing the (mainly) female victims of the Witchcraft Act has been officially registered, created by Claire Mitchell and Zoe Venditozzi, founders of the Witches of Scotland campaign #WomensArt via Smithsonian Magazine
Square of tartan with vertical and horizontal thin stripes in red and grey on black
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
My two wolves are named anxiety and depression and they invited their cousin perimenopause to stay for a while
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
A haunted house, but it's only all of us, insomniacs.
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
hey,maybe we should just make a list of WHO HASN’T experienced childhood trauma
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I think to myself as I slowly survey the room "My genius is lost on these fools." *empty silence...cat meows in background, fishtank humms*
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Crustfundbabies @saveitforfest.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
If you can’t appreciate “low brow “ humor, I assume you didn’t have an older sibling who’d randomly walk into the living room where you were quietly reading, loudly fart, and declare, “…Annnd that’s what I have to say about that!” before exiting.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lost my driver's license. Lemme know if you find one for a woman 15 years younger than me who still has hope in her eyes
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
when white people have one (1) salsa
a picture of a sign that reads “MAYO GONE WILD” in orange text
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Vanurtle @vanurtle.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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a man with a mustache and a suit says what did you say
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
im asking the important questions questions like how do clowns still have a job when everybody thinks theyre creepy and whats the lion tamer going to do with that chair
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
trick-or-treaters don’t know this rn but they’ll be helping me clean out my pantry and freezer
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The world was once dots connected by lines as far as the eventual shape could hope but then came the wrapper from a crayon and whammo. Flat earths do not roll off the table either, it's the color fast using just one side rubbing theory
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Listening to karaoke is a lot like when my kids had to learn the recorder for school. You have to be very supportive while trying not to get pissed off by the sound.
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CaroleU @caroleu.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If you close your eyes and wish hard enough, when you open your eyes all your laundry will be clean and folded. (If it isn't, you probably didn't wish hard enough. Try again. Maybe count to ten this time. You never know.)
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
trying to cheer up the live lobsters in the lobster tank by loudly singing rock lobster
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Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Mayhem implies the existence of Maynothem
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
i like it when people assume i know what they’re talking about it’s like a wacky little adventure for both of us
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Catastrophic meowtzidown (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A battle-dragon A battle-dragon My kingdom for a battle-dragon
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
If someone dies it's ok to not cry about that and just find 100 other things to cry about each day like omg this light has turned red because it is hateful *sobs* what a hateful world, and so on
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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
My mother is a Doctor of Psychology and a narcissist, which essentially means I grew up with a mix of a mafia don and satan who loves gardening on weekends.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
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Aurelia @aurelia-pat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Ich experimentieren gerade mit Farben, Dunkelheit und Licht. Gibt noch viel Potential nach oben 🎨🤷🏻‍♀️ #Aquarell nach dem Foto von @skinskintainan.bsky.social #Experiment #PhotographyIsArt #PhotographersUnited #EastCoastKin #PhotographersOfBlueSky #kleineKunstklasse #aquarell #watercolor
Eine dunkele Gasse, die von Lampions beleuchtet wird.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
it’s ok i don’t know how words work either
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Vanurtle @vanurtle.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
How beautifully you are learning the art of surrender. The courage to let go in the wild of your unknowns. ― Morgan Harper Nichols
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Vanurtle @vanurtle.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Charles Darwin | Fotografia © Museu de História Natural, Londres / Bridgeman Images
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Vanurtle @vanurtle.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Bonsai Source: www.tumblr.com/seabeck www.flickr.com/photos/12365...
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Vanurtle @vanurtle.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Source: www.tumblr.com/ombre-ame @ombre-ame upload Oct 25, 2025
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Vanurtle @vanurtle.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Bloom No. 3, 2023 CorTen steel Norman Mooney , Irish sculptor, b.1971 Source: www.tumblr.com/topcat77
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Our brave, wonderful Bonnie! She has so many physical challenges but her spirit is invincible. As long as she's happy and enjoying life we'll keep giving her all the support she needs. 👑
Photo of a light brown, black, and speckled white goat standing in a barnyard in a pink wheelchair-like mobility device. On the back of it is a fake Vermont license plate that says "2 fast 4 u".
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 25/09/2025
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skinskin @skinskintainan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
half sky is cloudy 4 #art #photo #photography #sky #clouds #sun #Tainan #EastCoastKin ©️skinskin
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Just mailed my mom a bottle of Tylenol with a card that says “thanks for the autism”.
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