Reposted by frankDark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 27/04/2026the pitch here is that it’s horse meat, but it tastes like whale meat 710915
Reposted by frankMatt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 27/04/2026wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate 753117834
Reposted by frankhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 25/04/2026siri are my bones wet 0423
Reposted by frankFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026ME: if the plural of foot is feet then the plural of boot should be beet SHOE STORE SALESMAN: um okay how do the beet fit 241242198
Reposted by frankJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/04/2026(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles 36743115
Reposted by frankBetty Finn @missbettyfinn.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING… 743716556
Reposted by frankIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like? Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month 4939147
Reposted by frank~ Alison Peace @irishali13.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Therapist: So you've been avoiding people again. Me: Not avoiding. Filtering. Therapist: How's the filter working? Me: Very few survivors. 0369
Reposted by frankregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 22/04/2026just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down 9860291305
Reposted by frankMy Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026China has already beaten us. 2236
Reposted by frankweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Nice dissonance. Let me guess, cognitive? 19897152
Reposted by frankCheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2023“Fun fact!” - Ancient Autistic Proverb 36923
Reposted by frankEdward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026itsa me, Dottore GIuseppe Pepperoni, don'ta you know me 6798
Reposted by frankFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 11/04/2026it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin 1016936
Reposted by frankhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 09/04/2026bland bf bursting with flavor gf 2553
Reposted by frankMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/04/2026MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea. 74059567
Reposted by frankRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Bob’s Steak House Pana, IL 841146
Reposted by frankGenAAaarghhvieve 🧟♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Inside me are two wolves and neither of them are doing anything to help me out right now 43911
Reposted by frankJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026had a dream that I invented, and attempted to market, "the thinking man's tiramisu," and as a consequence was assassinated 23971228
Reposted by frankthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 11/03/2026crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this 126111101865
Reposted by frankmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 06/03/2026me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest 10824186
Reposted by frankGareth Reynolds PHD @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social · 01/03/2026How does all of this affect the next Riyadh comedy festival? 935345
Reposted by frankwater taster @crip.es · 24/02/2026doctor said i’ve been hitting the 🤙 too much and it’s causing tennis elbow 3497
Reposted by frankandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 03/02/2026Sometimes I need a beige meal to take the edge off 1125169
Reposted by frankHimbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026This is such a good post man I think about "we've been burying them wrong" all the time 17816
Reposted by frankCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Sending this to your mom for Mother's Day 6897
Reposted by frankkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor 109207764673
Reposted by frankMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics 7186222550
Reposted by frankmy plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 03/05/2025another week of work down!!!! let’s get this party started !!! 181097
Reposted by frankInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Bro looks like Leap Day William's Wario 0588
Reposted by frankceej @ceej.online · 28/01/2026I saw this guy the first time I took mushrooms in Amsterdam. He was standing menacingly behind me at the kebab counter and changing the words on the menu with his mind 481379148
Reposted by frankC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Me, anytime something wonderful or terrible happens to me in my life. 0475
Reposted by frankBarney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I know I shouldn’t find this is as funny as I do… 1832873
Reposted by frankMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Alas, I have become what I most feared: ten draculas. 20925185
Reposted by frankjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made 12108951897
Reposted by franksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026scan my qr code to have me come and cry in your front yard 620650
Reposted by frankLumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 10/01/2026This is how it feels 3220130
Reposted by frankacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/01/2026rip jeffrey epstein, you would have loved grok 111590272
![Tumblr post from user "toskarin"
The post reads as follows:
biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all
BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man
TRUMP: folks are you hearing this guy
[BIDEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA]
BIDEN: we've been burying them wrong](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7r46wb2sdsmtieu7asxr2rsp/bafkreigzc24mqz5yya5bxhhdjhibyqiwid32jenqd35ulbgruu6xf2q3c4)
