Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 7h[0006531] Crash when greeting God 02314
Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️horse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 10hevery day i look the kitchen staff in the eye as i empty the entire bowl of buffet egg salad onto my plate and every day they refuse to set out an adequate amount of egg salad. 1766
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Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/10/2026"There seems to be a never-ending list of places to experience when visiting Westeros, so you can’t go wrong as long as you aim for a summer visit. Winters here are absolutely brutal." buff.ly/iU7bSODbuff.lyRick Steves Casually Reviews Dangerous Fantasy Locations“There seems to be a never-ending list of places to experience when visiting Westeros, so you can’t go wrong as long as you aim for a summer visit. Winters h... 113020
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Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief 18057461274
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Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 10585891340
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Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 13/09/2023the opening paragraph to Nintendo Power's July 2000 reveal of Kirby 64 is insane 492243784
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Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful 1301900181
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Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸 661116148
Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once again, the Nobel prizes have been given to a bunch of nerds while all the recent advances that jocks have made in football go unrecognised 😞 201052103
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Reposted by DanHell ChadWitch 👹🎃🧹🧟♂️Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is completely wrong. we (the greeks) invented gyms so dudes could hang around naked 668339
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