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Dan Callan @danjamin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have very distinct memories of having to demo Halo 4 for Don Mattrick and realizing that these people just live on different planes of reality I was showing off my mission and when the Mantis showed up with its new cool intro vignette he raised his hand and said to the group -

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

they don't want pussy. they want to endlessly critique pussy

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

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Adam Smith @asmith83.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

but what do you really think brad lander hellgatenyc.com/brad-lander-...

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Edpol in practice:

Congrats! You are being rescued!

Please do not resist.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Pictures: which amendment will save america

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Jeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 30/05/2025

No offense, but you people are all depraved.

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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

This one is especially great

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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/05/2025

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Once again, I was left to wonder: was Pete Hegseth signal chatting military attack plans to everyone but me?? Am I the one that’s insecure, or is it his communication practices that are insecure?

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation? Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/04/2025

happy ten year anniversary to this post

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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 19/03/2025

a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos

that transgender persons can have the warrior ethos

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Resist Libs will be like "you believe in getting worked up over Senate votes? That pales in effectiveness to my strategy: firebombing a Tesla dealer" and then firebomb a Tesla dealer.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

not getting the joke on this site has reached levels i didn't even think were possible

a screenshot of a reply to a bluesky tweet by leon chang that is a screenshot of a fake new york times post about leon chang, the reply is someone saying "tis the same leon, no?" with a screenshot of the wikipedia entry for leon chang

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Saavykas @saavykas.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Basically this is the absolute minimum energy I want from the US Dems right now and moving forward:

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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

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ceej @ceej.online · 13/12/2024

MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional

One former Cigna executive recalled how the US health insurer used to frequently face threats when claims were denied. “We’d have times when you’d deny proton laser therapy for a kid with seizures and the parent would freak out,” said the former executive.

Another industry executive said: “What’s most disturbing is the ability of people to hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity.”

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I expensed my cab ride home. I'm tired so I put "korea coup" down in the expense code field.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

actual lol www.newyorker.com/news/news-de...

Reached for comment, the author of the letter said, “If you print that, I will deny I wrote it.” When he was reminded that it had been sent from the same personal e-mail account that he still uses, he said, “I don’t care. I’ll just say it never happened

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

These losers do this because their only shot at companionship is a hostage situation, so they spend all day harassing people into thinking a woman’s self worth should resemble their own. If they tried being kind and not approaching every relationship as a transaction, they would be much happier

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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Outfucking standing photo choice

Article with image of balloon Luffy about to destroy a cop

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