Reposted by Todd ColemanViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Which wine pairs best with the terror of being alive 130604133
Reposted by Todd ColemanLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4093491610517
Reposted by Todd ColemanWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me. 11169651777
Reposted by Todd ColemanThorsten Beeck @thorstenbeeck.com · 09/10/2026Last weekend I launched a new design for my personal website. Last night I found some time to write a few sentences about it. thorstenbeeck.com/blog/a-fresh...thorstenbeeck.comA Fresh Look | Thorsten BeeckA short blog post about my latest website redesign. 121
Reposted by Todd Colemanzeldman @zeldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There is only one public execution I would watch. 0196
Reposted by Todd ColemanLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Elon is the worst. 2525324
Reposted by Todd ColemanAlex Griendling @alexgriendling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm officially re-entering the freelance / sellsword / contracting arena. If you have, or know someone who has projects that need making, please reach out or pass my info along. I look forward to working with you / them! As always, you can view everything I've ever made at www.alexgriendling.com. 02613
Reposted by Todd Colemanwargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them 11515201
Reposted by Todd ColemanOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle. 618329
Reposted by Todd ColemanLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I love Ryan Gosling. 1020217
Reposted by Todd ColemanJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Original DLR Van Halen only." 0637
Reposted by Todd ColemanViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell) 6188521746
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My biggest fear is AI taking over and using robotic company mascots to kill us. If I die to a sentient Liberty Biberty I’m gonna be pissed. 000
Reposted by Todd ColemanYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands 122741602
Reposted by Todd Colemanhannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026will you people shut the fuck up 2626358614
Reposted by Todd Colemanfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 411900323
Reposted by Todd ColemanJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit 81563396
Reposted by Todd ColemanJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/05/2023me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone 382829437
Reposted by Todd ColemanTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120543123
Reposted by Todd ColemanAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit 2587143
Reposted by Todd ColemanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Exactly this. Always has been a grift, always will be a grift. They're selling you on a Ferrari at a Ferrari price point and the AI stans are yelling THIS IS MAGIC driving around in a Pinto. A nation of rubes and suckers. 313133
Reposted by Todd ColemanThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502550303
Reposted by Todd ColemanAndboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Content Strategy” 174
Reposted by Todd Colemancarltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah a real head scratcher there 011
Reposted by Todd ColemanThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h… 9109198
Reposted by Todd ColemanThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty 322232384
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh, so it’s gonna be one of “those” Eagles seasons? 020
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s really neat how the Sunday Scaries have become “what part of my career / profession will people think AI can replace this week?” Really, really neat. 110
Reposted by Todd ColemanSpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it. 31145124
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It was such a great way to discover new (and varied) music. 010
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I loved the CMJ mag and CDs. I still have a cd case with at least 15 of them. 111
Reposted by Todd Colemancarltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well Scott, I gotta be honest with you…it looked like dogshit 011
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Y’all think the Criterion Closet has Weekend at Bernie’s? 011
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Spotify really needs a "it's not that I don't like this artist, I just am not in the mood for them at this moment and I when I am I would like to hear them". 2122
Reposted by Todd ColemanElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76869851133
Reposted by Todd ColemanJohn Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 17/09/2026Well they finally did it. DOGE got rid of my friend Anne, the only remaining person at the web design system for the entire US government. The replacement appears to be AI-generated code with no dedicated human oversight.nextgov.comGSA’s web design system head replaced with Treasury AI engineerThe U.S. Web Design System is intended to help the federal government build accessible and mobile-friendly websites. 23741394
Reposted by Todd ColemanRicky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s insane that people in Congress are paid over $174K a year in taxpayer dollars whilst making millions of dollars from insider trading whilst getting 18 vacations a year as Americans all over the country struggle to pay for rent, gas and groceries. 518105763400
Reposted by Todd Colemandrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing 11602341
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When the children start asking for Claude tokens for Christmas...that's when we know we are fucked. 100
Reposted by Todd ColemanTodd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Nick Rivers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran 1519418
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Dragon Sound will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 000
Reposted by Todd ColemanMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs 685187849
Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The hot topic in the group chat is the morality, ethics, and general hubris of going up to and above diez leches in a cake. 000
Reposted by Todd Colemanderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now. 978910866
Reposted by Todd ColemanBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026People are overreacting to Mitch McConnell’s appearance, I thought the taxidermy looked great 281293171