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Todd Coleman

@toddcoleman.bsky.social
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User interface and graphic designer. Sasquatch enthusiast. Metalhead. Proud wearer of cargo shorts. toddcoleman.com

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Which wine pairs best with the terror of being alive
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love it!
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Thorsten Beeck @thorstenbeeck.com · 09/10/2026
Last weekend I launched a new design for my personal website. Last night I found some time to write a few sentences about it. thorstenbeeck.com/blog/a-fresh...
thorstenbeeck.com
A Fresh Look | Thorsten Beeck
A short blog post about my latest website redesign.
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zeldman @zeldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There is only one public execution I would watch.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Elon is the worst.
Elon Musk and Grimes named their child X AE A-12, which is pronounced "Todd'".
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Alex Griendling @alexgriendling.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm officially re-entering the freelance / sellsword / contracting arena. If you have, or know someone who has projects that need making, please reach out or pass my info along. I look forward to working with you / them! As always, you can view everything I've ever made at www.alexgriendling.com.
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love Ryan Gosling.
"I never wanted to a chef at
act. wanted to be /
Applebee's, but I
am legally not
allowed to set foot
in any Applebee's."
-Ryan Gosling
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Original DLR Van Halen only."
People magazine cover with a picture of Queen Elizabeth saying Queen Elizabeth's final diary entry contained only five words
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My biggest fear is AI taking over and using robotic company mascots to kill us. If I die to a sentient Liberty Biberty I’m gonna be pissed.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Jon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly this. Always has been a grift, always will be a grift. They're selling you on a Ferrari at a Ferrari price point and the AI stans are yelling THIS IS MAGIC driving around in a Pinto. A nation of rubes and suckers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Content Strategy”
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah a real head scratcher there
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, so it’s gonna be one of “those” Eagles seasons?
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s really neat how the Sunday Scaries have become “what part of my career / profession will people think AI can replace this week?” Really, really neat.
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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026
I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it.
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It was such a great way to discover new (and varied) music.
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I loved the CMJ mag and CDs. I still have a cd case with at least 15 of them.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well Scott, I gotta be honest with you…it looked like dogshit
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y’all think the Criterion Closet has Weekend at Bernie’s?
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spotify really needs a "it's not that I don't like this artist, I just am not in the mood for them at this moment and I when I am I would like to hear them".
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 17/09/2026
Well they finally did it. DOGE got rid of my friend Anne, the only remaining person at the web design system for the entire US government. The replacement appears to be AI-generated code with no dedicated human oversight.
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GSA’s web design system head replaced with Treasury AI engineer
The U.S. Web Design System is intended to help the federal government build accessible and mobile-friendly websites.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s insane that people in Congress are paid over $174K a year in taxpayer dollars whilst making millions of dollars from insider trading whilst getting 18 vacations a year as Americans all over the country struggle to pay for rent, gas and groceries.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the children start asking for Claude tokens for Christmas...that's when we know we are fucked.
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LATRINE!
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Nick Rivers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) in the movie "Top Secret!" (1984)
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Dragon Sound will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Dragon Sound from the movie Miami Connection
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The hot topic in the group chat is the morality, ethics, and general hubris of going up to and above diez leches in a cake.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People are overreacting to Mitch McConnell’s appearance, I thought the taxidermy looked great
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