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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah a real head scratcher there
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching highlights from Brandon McNulty’s huge road bike championship win, ending a 33 year drought (with an Armstrong asterisk attached!) for USA. Amazing stuff!
2026 Elite Men’s Road Bike Champion Brandon McNulty
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just hit a point in Control Resonant that made me make the jump from enjoying the game to absolutely loving it.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well Scott, I gotta be honest with you…it looked like dogshit
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol is a real band that is playing in Tampa in December. Hell yeah.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a VERY GOOD RECORD. Perhaps one of the best this year. music.apple.com/us/album/ter...
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Terraform the Afterlife by Evil Island on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 13 Songs
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bowl cut. Back up. An all-new #Lanterns premieres tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social!
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy Control Resonant preload day to all who preordered
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what’s a hasan piker
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 5 artists you’ve seen at least twice jawbreaker nofx tyler the creator billy strings preservation hall jazz band or between the buried and me lucero social distortion yachty bad religion
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t know how many fans my age Billy Strings has, but I’m one for sure, now. Unnerves me that I could have gone this long without having been aware of such a talent.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Detwilers premade subs > Publix fresh made subs.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A new episode of #Lanterns airs tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Your own Juggalo Jesus
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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good morning, Moms For Liberty got their shit rocked in Sarasota :)
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Let’s fuckin GO
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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RBLR Rowdies - Tampa Bay @rblrrowdies.rblrsports.com · 07/08/2026
Five unknowns from League 1. Zero regrets from the front office. The Rowdies' most uncertain offseason bet has turned into their spine, their outlet ball, and their Swiss army knife. We broke down why the gamble on talent is paying off in a big way. #COYR rblrsports.com/2026/08/07/f...
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Are you fucking serious
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Spider-Man: No Nut November
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hello. I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”. youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8
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John Cage - 4' 33'' Death Metal Cover by Dead Territory [ORIGINAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by DeadTerritory
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Faust and the Furious
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Len Damico @lendami.co · 24/07/2026
Lebron in the pit at First Unitarian Church
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me and B are in Wisconsin for Justin Vernon’s Eaux Claires festival. I’ll send some pics through if I remember
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Adam B. Vary @adambvary.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
For box office nerds, this solves a nagging mystery. For any human person who uses the internet, this is a perfect test case for how little prepared we are for what AI is doing to the internet.
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What just happened to TheNumbers.com should worry us all
If you work in or around the film industry, there is a decent chance you have used the work of The Numbers this month, whether you realise it or not.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
oh you want healthcare and a house? lol here's a gambling app for your phone you stupid piece of shit
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Man, I didn’t know her music outside of the obvious, but “Total Eclipse of the Heart” is a certified banger. RIP.
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Bonnie Tyler dies "unexpectedly" after "illness" aged 75
Legendary Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler has died "unexpectedly" after an "illness" in Portugal at the age of 75.
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
December 18th
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Dune: Part Three | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“You sure that’s the right word?” “Like, 80% sure, yeah.” “Print it.”
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dear guy at St Pete Market who was asking me about my Militarie Gun shirt: the singer’s other band is Regional Justice Center sorry I couldn’t remember that in the moment. Thanks for the lychees dude
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"You're not a REAL Knicks fan" Of course not, but bitch I hate Texas (except Wemby, their one special guy)
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anybody need an unsolicited Widows Bay opinion? I think it works so well because they played it like “what if real people grew up on a haunted island and now they have to deal with all this shit”. It’s funny because life is kinda funny, like “I work all day and now I got this fuckin guy”
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL June! 👀
my little pony/tony’s pizza mash up. it’s like a centaur but the top half makes dollar store frozen pizzas
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Today’s fun fact: This is my family’s coolest relative.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
New Witcher III expansion announced for 2027 HOLY SHIT www.thewitcher.com/en/en/songs-...
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The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past Announced!
Coming in 2027 | Find out more about Songs of the Past — the brand-new expansion to The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Get ready for a new adventure as Geralt of Rivia!
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Daaaamn Hammers relegated
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Here’s a rocket launch vid if you’re into that sort of thing. Taken from Tampa bay this morning.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I thought this graphic was interesting. Consoles I’ve owned are circled red, consoles I’ve played circled blue. I’ve been doing this a long time! I pulled this graphic from r/generationology.
Comprehensive list of video game consoles from gen 1 to gen 10, with consoles I’ve owned circled red, and consoles I’ve played circled blue.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Today’s #bandcamp pickup is a doozy. Love everything about it. nowthatswhaticallpancho.bandcamp.com/album/pancho...
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PANCHO EP, by Pancho
6 track album
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I like that I found an Artemis Theatre in Pragmata. The moon is very in right now
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's The Expanse: Osiris Reborn closed beta day, beltalowdas. 10 AM EST for you clock watchers like me.
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