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Todd Coleman

@toddcoleman.bsky.social
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User interface and graphic designer. Sasquatch enthusiast. Metalhead. Proud wearer of cargo shorts. toddcoleman.com

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 11h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly this. Always has been a grift, always will be a grift. They're selling you on a Ferrari at a Ferrari price point and the AI stans are yelling THIS IS MAGIC driving around in a Pinto. A nation of rubes and suckers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-…
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
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Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Content Strategy”
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah a real head scratcher there
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, so it’s gonna be one of “those” Eagles seasons?
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s really neat how the Sunday Scaries have become “what part of my career / profession will people think AI can replace this week?” Really, really neat.
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SpoopyTape™️ @therealscotchtape.com · 25/09/2026
I bring a bag of shredded cheese to the interview and never break eye contact as I eat it.
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carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well Scott, I gotta be honest with you…it looked like dogshit
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y’all think the Criterion Closet has Weekend at Bernie’s?
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spotify really needs a "it's not that I don't like this artist, I just am not in the mood for them at this moment and I when I am I would like to hear them".
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 17/09/2026
Well they finally did it. DOGE got rid of my friend Anne, the only remaining person at the web design system for the entire US government. The replacement appears to be AI-generated code with no dedicated human oversight.
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GSA’s web design system head replaced with Treasury AI engineer
The U.S. Web Design System is intended to help the federal government build accessible and mobile-friendly websites.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s insane that people in Congress are paid over $174K a year in taxpayer dollars whilst making millions of dollars from insider trading whilst getting 18 vacations a year as Americans all over the country struggle to pay for rent, gas and groceries.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the children start asking for Claude tokens for Christmas...that's when we know we are fucked.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Nick Rivers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer) in the movie "Top Secret!" (1984)
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Dragon Sound will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Dragon Sound from the movie Miami Connection
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The hot topic in the group chat is the morality, ethics, and general hubris of going up to and above diez leches in a cake.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People are overreacting to Mitch McConnell’s appearance, I thought the taxidermy looked great
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THAT SAQUON JUKE!
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THE BIRDS. THEY SHOULD GO.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
Frankenstein is actually the name of the scientist who created the monster. The monster's name is Bradley.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is there a Japanese word or term for when you want to have a hobby but hate…everything?
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A US president lying about 9/11 should be a major scandal. For Trump, its just Tuesday. www.cnn.com/2026/09/08/p...
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Fact check: Trump’s story about being carried away by firefighters after the 9/11 attack | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump has for years told false or unproven stories about what he supposedly saw and did on 9/11 and soon after. As the 25th anniversary of the terror attack approaches, Trump told ano...
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you can tell Claude writes great code because every website in 2026 has an ever-increasing frequency of timeouts, blank pages, weird errors, and downtime. imagine a carpenter telling you "use this or get left behind" and they hand you a hammer that hits your hand instead of the nail 20% of the time
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This could be us
Screen capture from the movie the shining with the scene with the bear or the dog costume not really sure what the costume is to be honest
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk his ex]: alright frank have a good weekend, stay safe brotha
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" sounds like a summer camp for men whose wives have left them.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We had joy, we had fun Setting phasers now to stun
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Obviously.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Todd Coleman @toddcoleman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If my math and history are correct, I will be 71 years old when cargo pants come back into fashion after this latest wave.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Please understand that I just want to be loved, for you to realize that I'm special, that I’m only here on this earth for a brief, rare moment in time, covered in bbq sauce, like a McRib
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 24/08/2026
Meat proxy (noun): “A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.” [sfisms.org]
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Meat proxy
A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tech execs do not have, like, a theory of mind for people who aren’t tech execs. If they did, they wouldn’t be so frequently baffled by how repulsive normal people think their whole deal is right now
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The last time men forced women back into the kitchen we put shrimp in Jello. We’ll do it again!
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