Reposted by NestorNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/07/2026to speedrun cooking you can run the stove without lighting it for a few mins, so that when flame is introduced, the stove emits a charged AOE blast that engulfs all the ingredients at once 332351
Reposted by Nestorlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/07/2026are YOU 🫵 tired of the geriatric pedophile president's insane rambling about shit he made up? 🙏 TOO BAD! 💥🗡️ IT WILL NEVER END! 🫂😱 15103170
Reposted by Nestor🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 08/07/2026whitmire is such a piece of shit 0112
Reposted by NestorRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/07/2026They’ve said this about nearly everyone they’ve shot in a moving car, and they’ve lied nearly every time. 10659531770
Reposted by NestorPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 07/07/2026I don’t think a country should be run by people where you can’t tell if they’re dead or dying or missing or mentally incompetent to stand trial. I think those should be easy “no” answers 3847109
Reposted by NestorBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/01/2024I kind of think the Jordan Peterson types are right that there’s a deep hunger among some young men to explore their masculinity and it’s pretty unfortunate that they’ve been duped into thinking weeping beef Professor and homophobic UFC fighter are better options than “guy in town who is good dad” 833167574
Reposted by NestorClayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to 82233513
Reposted by NestorPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026win or lose, soccer is about engaging in open corruption 191434143
Reposted by NestorAndi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Oh no, my Bonks What will become of my Bonks 1119919
Reposted by NestorDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants" 10796072615
Reposted by Nestorjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/07/2024Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path 221267539
Reposted by NestorMettic @mettic.bsky.social · 03/07/2026star fox bosses when the fight starts 244897
Reposted by NestorSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The Virgin Opinion Columnist vs the Chad Adrian Chiles 021
Reposted by Nestortinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/07/2026i can't believe these fuckin guys are ruling over us 422928
Reposted by Nestorjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in 492313360
Reposted by Nestormtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Lol the perfect GOP take on the data center issue - a moratorium on their construction but only in the areas that vote for Republicans 9625113
Reposted by NestorStar Trek Shots @startrekshots.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Michael Dorn on the set of "Qpid", STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1991) 3829
Reposted by Nestorceej @ceej.online · 01/07/2026I think he actually wants to be excommunicated, for like, P.R. he’s obviously not a believer 2568256
Reposted by Nestorm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The Supreme Court's job is to punish the country 1033742
Reposted by Nestorceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026showing up to work for the first time since i left for thanksgiving: “i’ve depression” 0151
Reposted by NestorRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/06/2026The thing about social media age restrictions is that it treats today’s internet as an inevitability we all just have to deal with. The internet (and the WORLD) wasn’t like this until like four dudes were allowed to own & monetize as much tech real estate as they wanted. Fix THAT problem. 4866612032
Reposted by NestorGarrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot 3155644465
Reposted by NestorStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026The universe is sending increasingly heavily-handed metaphors in hopes of getting through to the stragglers. I think we are going to need outright skywriting though to be honest. 7824121
Reposted by NestorBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Kinda weird when people come to a revelation about needing to win elections after losing a couple primary contests to the left and not when the courts and both houses of Congress and the Presidency are controlled by the other party 622752537
Reposted by NestorDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Think about it, two years ago we were a dead country. Now we're the hottest country in the world. 2834623
Reposted by Nestortinybaby @tiny.baby · 26/06/2026lmao yeah officer that's how my car got here too 3647
Reposted by NestorI'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 24/06/2026Remember when those grade school kids begged Dianne Feinstein to do something about climate change and she said condescendingly "we know what we're doing" and then fell over and died 804760773
Reposted by NestorGilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up. 7683801779
Reposted by NestorMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“…I know it is in Swindon, probably in Stoke-on-Trent—that says, ‘knick me mobile, shame on… shame on you.’ knick me—you can’t get knicked again.” 644243
Reposted by Nestorryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 23/06/2026love to learn what rights the Guardian Council has deleted by decree this week 747184
Reposted by Nestorrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23/06/2026i don't really know how "the government is sending deportees to dangerous countries on purpose to imprison or kill them" is not a bigger story 413694980
Reposted by NestorEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/06/2026I don't think we talk enough about whatever The Crazy Frog was, or how often he was fully nude other than his leather jacket 5068346
Reposted by Nestorleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140333949
Reposted by NestorBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I have to admit, I thought these four years would be really bad, but I didn’t think there would be this many metaphors. 511972141
![On a January 2025 podcast appearance, Phillips claimed that he had been teleported [sic] against his will on multiple occasions. These purported incidents include being teleported 40 miles to a ditch near a church, along with the car he was driving, and 50 miles to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.[64][65] A New York Times reporter was unable to locate any employees of the 3 Waffle House restaurants in town who recalled seeing Gregg Phillips or recalled any teleportation.[66] Phillips has doubled down on the claim, citing Biblical miracles, despite the skepticism and scrutiny.[67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3553q446gonrogr5klgmzd2x/bafkreicsnzg4jnzmr5obwdtwkxeycnok2aexr3d74ldpcaz4wzgn2ms3ou)
