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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“🎶Don’t stop believin’! But understand belief must be your own personal choice and not bowing to societal pressure! Streetlights! People! Camus says blind belief marks a fear of facing the chaotic meaninglessness of the universe! 🎶” - Existential Journey
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Replacing the noise of my horn with an exasperated sigh for people doing a really shitty job parking in front of me 
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
click play on this www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YJx...
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rwm - the booyah! kids
YouTube video by the booyah! kids
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 24/08/2026
Meat proxy (noun): “A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.” [sfisms.org]
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Meat proxy
A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/08/2026
wife: what's wrong? me: I just got diagnosed with dyslexia wife: wtf me: no actually this is bad
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have never wanted to be a lesbian more. And that’s saying something.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
just watched this four times in a row and laughed a little harder each time
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Harrison Ford trying to explain the g-spot to a befuddled George Lucas
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m on a bar trivia team with Mitch McConnell and can assure you that he’s just as bad as he always was.
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 22/06/2026
I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch ME: the fewtch? STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
me: did you finish inside me surgeon: please stop saying it that way
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
CBS meetings now
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 16/05/2026
People today have no idea how dangerous New York City was in the 1970s.
New York City gang member, 1970sThug with a knife.Thug with a throwing rock
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you. Here's one of my favorite Star Wars memes:
Screen shots of a scene in Star Wars' The Rise of Skywalker with the following text
-Who are you [old lady]
-I am Rey [Rey]
-Rey who? [old lady]
[Image of two ghosts dancing who are The Weather Girls]
-Ningmen [Rey]
-It's Rey Ningmen? [old lady]
-Hallelujah [Rey, w/ images of men falling from sky behind her]
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A deep dive into the swing revival, the biggest hit song in it and the heinously-named band that fit awkwardly in it
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ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m sure he does not think of this as trolling the American Christian right, but if a pope did decide to troll the American Christian right, it would probably look something like this.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 22/04/2026
When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I could do this on a bicycle
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Did Dorf win? What if Dorf won? What if Dorf was real, and still alive, and he won The Masters? Like, he really buckled down and nothing wacky happened and late in life Dorf won The Masters.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/04/2026
"Moon's haunted"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫
A cat completely tangled up in tape from a cassette.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 24/03/2026
at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
gonna go watch the "ass pennies" ucb sketch
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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site
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