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David J

@damjef.bsky.social
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The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 3m
In Amol Rajan’s head they renamed this show Amol Rajan’s Celebrity Traitors.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 32m
Going into Celebrity Traitors with the following preconceptions: 5 that I actively dislike 5 that I plain don't know 4 that I'm a bit suspicious of 4 that I'm ok with 3 that I like More on these developments as we get them.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching Location Location Location is now complete rage bait for me. A pair of cunts with bang average jobs, no property to sell, and somehow have a £750k budget. Get yerselves tae fuck.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Fontaines... youtu.be/5OsIwKHppho?...
youtu.be
Fontaines D.C. - Tongue (Official Video)
YouTube video by Fontaines DC
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Mogwai @mogwai.scot · 30/09/2026
After 30 years of making music, we've been lucky to have some incredible experiences, but this is one we could never have imagined. We're honoured to introduce ‘Underground’, our new track featuring Iggy Pop with vocal arrangement by Matt Sweeney. Listen/watch now @ www.mogwai.scot & all platforms.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are genuinely incredible.
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a weird puritan streak to how this article is written where the writer keeps noting that the people who run the business side of porn are normal - they wear gilets and work in 'nondescript offices', as opposed to what? A building shaped like a giant cock? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘Online sex workers literally have to bare it all’: why Patricia Nilsson is exposing the world’s biggest porn bosses
As a business journalist, Nilsson began rigorously reporting on the power players of the adult industry, who prefer to remain in the shadows. Along the way, she uncovered how porn has shaped the inter...
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Dad, have you heard Choosin’ Texas by Ella Lang-‘ ‘Shut the fuck up, son’
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got very nervous watching U2 performing on that balcony. Bono was far too close to The Edge at times.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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LIO AMOUREUX SOLITAIRES
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What’s especially brutal about Trump vomiting a wall of nothing text like this is that you can never be sure that three quarters of the way through it he won’t suddenly announce the colour blue is now illegal and he’s declaring war on France.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird game. Truly honking for 30mins then fairly dominant against an average side. Need to win those.
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Premier Inn Glasgow two night stay during one of the Oasis gigs. Fuck you Lenny Henry
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This Scotland defence is all over the place. Five men taken out by one pass every time.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is such a magical bit of show design. The people on the first night of a tour always get that bonus of not knowing what’s coming.
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Scott Lapatine @scott.stereogum.com · 26/09/2026
nor'easter couldn’t stop Olivia Rodrigo from performing one of the best songs of the year on The Unraveled Tour’s opening night
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Started watching Youth which has potential to be much fun but (and this is a real pet peeve of mine) why oh why oh why is Rupert Friend's character Scottish, when there is absolutely nothing in his character that requires him to be Scottish? Now we're just stuck with him attempting a weird accent.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Terrible day for fans of both Hitler and Manchester City.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Two viewers"
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the words are "fucking" and "lol".
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a lot of very excitable people at the moment who are going to be rather upset when the actual punishment is announced.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING Oasis have announced another 5 nights at the Etihad with all proceeds going to the Man City appeal fund.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Chinese man being interviewed on C4 news is in the most chaotic room I’ve seen on the news in a while. There’s a green honk and possibly a pair of pants just over his ear.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will we ever fucking learn?
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[Skee-Lo voice] I wish I was a little bit wiser, I wish I was the Kaiser, I wish I had a big bratwurst appetiser
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[Ski-Lo voice) I wish I was a little bit longer, I wish I was a conger, I wish I had the teeth that could scare a fishmonger
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's happening again...
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hmmm....
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"My house and his house are two different houses, territories overlaid and overlapping. Our topographies don’t yet mesh; we are both creeping around each other’s edges, living together but apart." My first few weeks with a cat. nothingbutawordbag.substack.com/p/where-a-ca...
Substack preview. Art of two black cats, voids against a floral sofa. Text: Where a cat could sit - on learning to live alone together
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Amazing scenes in the first round of the Aberdeen FC Cup yesterday…
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I accept that it's got some questionable politics and there's probably not a lot of love in the room for it, but I really enjoy Lioness on Paramount. Most importantly tho, I'm not sure anyone has ever looked as good as Zoe Saldana.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Slightly concerning stuff on Kate Beckinsale’s IG. Hope she’s ok.
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Chris Kendall @ottocr.at · 19/09/2026
This thread is hilarious, my mind boggles at the delusions on display
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Set fire to my jumper reaching for the salt.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goshdarnit, this is absolutely gorgeous. youtu.be/SLWpsblcVNs?...
youtu.be
Lizzy McAlpine - Over country (Official Video)
YouTube video by LizzyMcAlpineVEVO
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What an amazing victory for Trump to have negotiated exactly the same agreement that they've had in place for the past 75 years.
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Kristen Lopez @kristenklopez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just saw this dropped!! I used the recent Inde Navarette/Jeff S*eider discourse to write about Hollywood's long history of male entertainment journalists writing on women for @salon.com. www.salon.com/2026/09/17/h...
salon.com
Hollywood's long history of men who think actresses owe them
Jeff Sneider's threats against Inde Navarrette fit a decades-old pattern in entertainment media.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brentford are a very very good team.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
17yo daughter’s been working at one of the local Chinese takeaways. It’s just incredible the level of abuse she gets from supposedly adult men, pissed off cos their order’s like £2 more than they were expecting. To her face as well. Fucking arseholes.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched One very fun movie (loosely) about sex. One ridiculous and deeply unsexy film about sex. One rewatch of one of my favourite film of recent years and one rewatch of its slightly less worthy sequel.
Right to left:
Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass - 4 stars
One Night Only - 2 stars
Sicario - 4.5 stars
Sicario: Day of the Soldado - 3.5 stars
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Harper Collins execs this morning:
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Burnham to finally break his silence over this and proscribe the RNLI as a terrorist organisation.
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fontaines doing a song with Rosalia on the new album. Will this finally be the thing to unite the two warring factions in @thefestive50.bsky.social Probably not but you never know.
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