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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“🎶Don’t stop believin’! But understand belief must be your own personal choice and not bowing to societal pressure! Streetlights! People! Camus says blind belief marks a fear of facing the chaotic meaninglessness of the universe! 🎶” - Existential Journey
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Replacing the noise of my horn with an exasperated sigh for people doing a really shitty job parking in front of me 
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you checked out Todd in the Shadows YouTube? 2 of those are covered in his trainwrecords series. Very entertaining.
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As his jewelry rips him to shreds
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
click play on this www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YJx...
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rwm - the booyah! kids
YouTube video by the booyah! kids
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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kottke.org @kottke.org · 24/08/2026
Meat proxy (noun): “A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.” [sfisms.org]
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Meat proxy
A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh yea. She’s gone full curmudgeon for sometime now.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/08/2026
wife: what's wrong? me: I just got diagnosed with dyslexia wife: wtf me: no actually this is bad
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have never wanted to be a lesbian more. And that’s saying something.
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
just watched this four times in a row and laughed a little harder each time
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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Harrison Ford trying to explain the g-spot to a befuddled George Lucas
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Forget John Tesh get me NBC on the phone
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m on a bar trivia team with Mitch McConnell and can assure you that he’s just as bad as he always was.
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Keep your hands….off my wife (repeated calmly)
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 22/06/2026
I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
STRANGER: *steps out of time machine* i come from the fewtch ME: the fewtch? STRANGER: yeah we call it the fewtch now
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Confederacy of Dunces
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
me: did you finish inside me surgeon: please stop saying it that way
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
CBS meetings now
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The Bentley @thebentley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Retire the “stop he’s already dead” with one last “”stop he’s already dead” post.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 16/05/2026
People today have no idea how dangerous New York City was in the 1970s.
New York City gang member, 1970sThug with a knife.Thug with a throwing rock
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you. Here's one of my favorite Star Wars memes:
Screen shots of a scene in Star Wars' The Rise of Skywalker with the following text
-Who are you [old lady]
-I am Rey [Rey]
-Rey who? [old lady]
[Image of two ghosts dancing who are The Weather Girls]
-Ningmen [Rey]
-It's Rey Ningmen? [old lady]
-Hallelujah [Rey, w/ images of men falling from sky behind her]
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A deep dive into the swing revival, the biggest hit song in it and the heinously-named band that fit awkwardly in it
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ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m sure he does not think of this as trolling the American Christian right, but if a pope did decide to troll the American Christian right, it would probably look something like this.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 22/04/2026
When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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