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Life Sucks Wear A Helmet @themattshow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The PL wasn’t easy find in the US then so I basically followed scores online so this is my first actual title when I’ve gotten to watch every match a be a proper fan. Thank you all for making my night filled with laughter, tears and joy
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Life Sucks Wear A Helmet @themattshow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I became an Arsenal fan in March of 2002 when I visited London and had never been to a football match and happened upon a ticket booth for a match between Derby County and Arsenal. Shockingly Arsenal won 1-0 and I’ve been a fan ever since, I didn’t really get to enjoy the 04
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 20/06/2025
Instagram deleted my good friend Corey‘s account because they’re mean and evil (Instagram, not Corey; Corey is an angel). I don‘t have an Instagram anymore, but maybe YOU have an Instagram still? I can super recommend following Corey (both here and on Instagram)
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I don’t think we reference enough that by using “thee” Megan Thee Stallion is archaic English for Megan You (singular) Stallion
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
really sorry i had to make this cursed image to exorcise it from my head
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Mrs B 🐧🇪🇺 @mathsgeeky.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Today should be named Orange Monday, instead of Black Monday. This disastrous outcome in the markets should be attributed solely to Trump and his insane reckless tariffs.
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Cameron Yarde Jnr @cameronyardejnr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We all see it don't we?
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 24/03/2025
New phone, Houthis
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Will Cooling @willcooling.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
From your sister's boyfriend with a car to your dad's mate without one
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Matt Carr @thatmattcarr.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Yes, Raya. ‘Wow…’
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Matt Carr @thatmattcarr.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
David Johansen as the Ghost of Christmas Past in Scrooged.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Having failed to exclude Zelenskyy, they sought to bully him. Having failed to bully him, they sought to bribe him. Having failed to bribe him, they sought to discredit him. Maybe they will get round him one way or another, but you can see how frustrated they are at him holding on.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
"... Today, on my celebrity podcast, I will explain why the man I supported for President is such a danger to the world. For more insights, you can catch me on BBC Politics, read my column in The Times and buy my book: "How to Save the World" (revised edition)..."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Is it an exaggeration to call Bob Dylan the greatest American poet? No. He was a phenomenal lyricist:
This one, got a princely racket
That's what I said, now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you How 'bout that, now
You marry me, your father will disown you He'll eat his hat, now
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mweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Eggs are triple the price, Gaza will be bulldozed, and a 4chan racist stole all our social security numbers but at least they're making the green M&M fuckable again.
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Who has invite codes for the new one
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Michael Avery @mikeyavery.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I bet you that Michael Oliver is a never nude
Tobias Fumke from the TV show Arrested Development showering whilst wearing denim cutoffs
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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Can I just post one of my favourite cartoons of all time while simultaneously wishing I were a crow
<Sleeping crow awakes>

FUCK!

FUCK FUCK FUCK <gathers leaves from nest>
FUUUCK FUCK FUCK <carrying leaves>
FUCK FUCK <ascending steps>
Sorry I'm late– there were problems with a witness and I had to file... <in front of a judge>
I'm not a lawyer at all, am I? <Judge: I don't think so>
Thank god
I was totally unprepared
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Kevin Hague @kevverage.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
🎶 when you go, will you send back a lettuce from America? 🎶
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Merrill Markoe @merrillmarkoe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I wrote a review of A COMPLETE UNKNOWN: the brand new Bob Dylan bio pic. And I guarantee you it is totally unlike any other critique of the film that you are ever going to run in to. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/a-complete...
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'A Complete Unknown': The Ballad of TOSHI
And INTRODUCING 'THE TOSHI AWARDS!'
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This deep dive on Netflix purposely turning movies into barely distinguishable forgettable slop is so insightful, researched & brutally hilarious. A must read if you want to really know what’s happening to the business AND culture of movies.
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Casual Viewing | Will Tavlin
A decade before Airbnb persuaded homeowners to transform their homes into hotels, Netflix convinced its users to turn theirs into mini Netflix warehouses. Customers who held onto their DVDs for longer...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"
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Matt Carr @thatmattcarr.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Post your favourite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
That Moron Who Bought The Other Place
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Matt Carr @thatmattcarr.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"you'll be visited by three spirits" The spirits
Rishi Sunak, The Lettuce and Kemi Badenoch at the Tory Leadership Debate
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Shocking turn of events my therapist informed me that on this occasion I am the ass hole.
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
P A C M E C H
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Why is Tokyo so fashionable? Some theories. 🧵
Saagar Enjeti tweets: "Probably a cold take but IMO Tokyo is the male fashion capital of the world: whether it’s western wear, suits, street wear the aesthetic is refined to the highest possible level

From the salaryman to the rebel teen they are impeccably dressed

It also helps no one is fat"
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ace @violetsauce.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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helenopinion.bsky.social @helenopinion.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I guess there's a tipping point where people leave Twitter not because of politics but simply because it's no longer useful.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
youth pastor sitting backwards on chair: you know who else assembled a “starter pack” of people to follow?
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 08/11/2024
For many years I have been posting little observations online. What you may not know is that for many years, artists have been illustrating them - for no reason other than they wanted to respond. Below is a thread of some of these beautiful drawings because they should be seen 🧵
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Welcome to new Bluesky users. Here’s how we do things: 1. Always observe the Hambledon Protocol 2. No flisking 3. If someone tealights you, rink them without apology 4. I don’t mind them so much, but tissue-posts are generally frowned on 5. No questions Good luck!
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George Peretz KC @georgeperetzkc.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I’d suggest - as a start - that LP members should think about motions in their CLPs/societies proposing that they (and their MP) should use BlueSky as their main social media platform, and either close their X account or use it merely to link to BlueSky posts.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 09/11/2024
This place still feels a bit small, not football focused, but maybe we could try and connect Arsenal fans at least. If you are an Arsenal fan, leave a reply, people can follow, also please repost or whatever it's called her and hopefully it can spread. #arsenal
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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Becky Mynett @psalteryandharp.uk · 05/11/2024
Thirteen-year-old son just enjoyed watching an old episode of ‘Porridge’ with me. #TinyJoys
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Chris Dillow @chrisdillow.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Hypothesis: the press is in a doom loop. As readership falls, the remaining readers are loons & fanatics & so papers pander to these. This wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the influence they still wield over politicians & the BBC.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Why don't Texans put beans in chili? To answer that, I have to tell you some of the *clear history* & *hazy legends* of chili con carne, the 'Chili Queens' & San Antonio. The story (might) start on the Canary Islands 1731, claimed by Spain, but off the coast of Africa. A group of 16 families...
A picture of the most delicious recipe known to man:  'San Antonio Red', made without tomatos or beans, but a whole lot of flavor.  It's topped with onion and jalapeno and maybe some white farm cheese like cotija.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/10/2024
that is a 1994-1998 Daihatsu Hijet and its bed has 3,740 square inches of cargo space. The Cybertruck has 3,672 square inches of bed space
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Caitlin is Tired @looly.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Good for her- So many dogs live in New York for years and barely appreciate the quality live theater.
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 24/10/2024
👏 www.lutontown.co.uk/en/news/is-i...
lutontown.co.uk
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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 21/10/2024
I thought McDonald's decided to stop using a clown to market their food?
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Best song in Mary Poppins imho.
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Kaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
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London Calling
I never talk about this. Mostly because I’m off social media. I have good reasons for that. It’s a way to think you’re working when you’re actually not. It’s no longer a great way to get jobs. It make...
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
The only plausible explanation for Trump's lack of visible injury from his "assassination attempt" is the bullet entered one ear and exited the other without hitting anything in between.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 08/09/2024
Kuenssberg RAGING, almost TEARFUL, over Grenfell: "It's been SEVEN YEARS, Prime Minister!" Laura was BBC Political Editor for five of those of course, then in charge of the flagship Sunday programe for two. Here is a short thread of every time she pressed the Tory gov't as hard on this. 1/1
LK looking very angry with Starmer.
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