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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 11h

"I am here more than ever". Well, yes, Pep, in a sense. A completely made-up, untrue sense.

Pep Guardiola and Khaldoon al-Mubarak in May 2024

‘I am here more than ever’: Guardiola backs Manchester City owners over guilty verdicts

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 12h

Thank god for cycling, that's all I can say

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 13h

zombofant.net/@jssfr/11733...

Jonas Schäfer
@jssfr@zombofant.net
@danlew Actual conversation with the people who installed our dishwasher last year:

Them: "nice machine you got there"
Me: "it was the only one without wifi"
Them: "oh, so you're in IT?"
Sep 26, 2026 at 08:44 AM

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Jesz✨ @jyoolz.bsky.social · 18h

It’s house cats during big spider season time again…

That meme of the two nerdy guys looking excited and pointing at something. I have drawn cat ears and whiskers on them and they are pointing at a big house spider.

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 19h

I wonder if we can all just go back to using Paradox and FoxPro because no-one will have trained the LLMs on those

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 20h

This year has been about closure, change, passing. And it's barely 3/4 through. Maybe I need to be leaning into it and forcing change on every aspect of my life that isn't working.

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 21h

I now live in front of a building site that happens, for the moment, to be green. Dog walkers are turning up and doing the "WTF?" face. It's not like we publicised it or put signs all around the site or said that Leeds were literally extinguishing the statutory trust on the fields *over Christmas*

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had it been DCL on the end of that Gordon cross it would have been in #lufc #CZEENG

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If anyone's got Thomas Tuchel's phone number could we ask him to czech he's not fielding any Man City players?

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So I'm cooking sea bass, and I go to my watch to do the "set a timer for 4 minutes" thing using the Assistant button, which has always worked and is soooo useful when cooking, but now instead of setting a timer it says "Set up Gemini on your phone" and my heart sinks nonononononono

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Sian Berry MP @sianberry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have said before and will again: any electoral reform commission must NOT rule out a change of system BEFORE the next election if needed. We cannot risk a minority vote handing a huge majority to any party that would take a shredder to democracy itself.

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'll take any kind of good news at all today pls

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's always *bosses*, isn't it? It's always people who think they can use a thing for personal success, it's not people who do the actual work or people who appreciate the actual work, it's just *bosses*

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Developer fences are going up in the fields. Hard not to see this as a massive L redhallplayingfields.org.uk

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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There really is a foreign actor planning bombing atrocities at RAF Fairfield, he appeared in Home Alone 2

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah? Well Marco Rubio can fuck off and leave a sovereign nation to its own fucking justice system without resorting to the lies on which his own system of government now apparently depends

Fairford

Marco Rubio says
foreign actor was 'clearly' behind suspected RAF Fairford
plot The US secretary of state offered no evidence
for his claims, and also said many people were 'disturbed' that the five suspects had been
released on bail

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It doesn’t matter what a majority of Brits think. There’s no democratic element to the American military operating out of Britain, and there never has been one.

Shehab Khan O @ShehabKhan
X.com
EXC: Majority of Brits do not support UK bases being used by the US in the Iran War.
A poll, conducted by Opinium, for Zeteo UK before the suspected terror plot near RAF Fairford found that nearly three-quarters of adults oppose the use of British military bases, or are undecided or neutral.

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of the worst state pensions in western Europe, 2 million pensioners in poverty and increasing numbers of pensioners still paying rising rents… triple lock being removed is not a left wing position just because you don’t like rich boomers

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Great news! Microsoft has brought out Office 366, which includes Teams and which you only have to use on Feb 29th

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dreamt I got a note from someone I've not spoken to all year, and awoke to be disappointed by that, so I'm going to write a note to someone I've not spoken to all year

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Over on X, apparently "RAF Fairfield" is trending. Real commitment to the bit from those people

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It is six years to the day since I was blocked by Right Said Fred in the Other Place. Slow news day so I thought I'd let you know.

Right Said Fred have locked their account after their Trafalgar
Square anti-mask endorsement. I'd like to think it was the wag who said "must be a while since you saw a crowd that big" what
done it.
7:52pm • 27 Sep 2020 • TweetDeck

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yesterday I polished up some 30 year-old Brabantia caddies with a Dremel and a bit of polishing compound and today it's all "to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail, except the hammer is a tiny bit broken now and I've had to order hammer supplies"

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Steve Chambers @planningtransport.co.uk · 27/09/2026

An illiterate view. Why does the City of London lead the way in eliminating traffic and promoting active travel? To force out enterprise? To shoo away wealth?

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

TIL that Salman Rushdie came up with the M&S cream cake ad slogan "naughty but nice"

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was busy wondering why my phone had an intermittent font/kerning bug when I scrolled but there was a droplet of water on the screen

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nations League is one level above friendlies anyway

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Russell Garner @rgarner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Finally watching Watchmen 7 years late

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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social