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Patrick S. Tomlinson

@stealthygeek.bsky.social
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Screaming rage demon of light and justice. Sci-fi Author, pundit, and Co-Founder of #nonalcoholic drink finder and review app mocktaleapp.com.

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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 15h
Made a little buddy.
A juvenile veiled chameleon climbing my head.
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MockTale @mocktaleapp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just in time for Sober October 🍂 Milwaukee has 99+ NA-friendly spots and 411+ alcohol-free drinks mapped in MockTale. Thanks, @milwaukeenns, for spreading the word! ❤️ Whether it's a month, a night, or the drive home—there are way more options than you might think. bit.ly/4z6u8h2
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Post From Community: Doing Sober October? Milwaukee built its own guide to alcohol-free drinks | Milwaukee Neighborhood News Service
Sober October starts Oct. 1, and Milwaukee has more great non-alcoholic drinks than most people realize.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unbelievably, the Milwaukee Police Department is doubling down on its intransigence, refusing to change anything about how they approach SWATTing calls, despite costing the taxpayers $575,000 after helping obsessed criminals terrorize our home for over a year: archive.ph/JrOMc
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somebody wake up Green Day.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Democracy was the deferment. Decapitation is the default.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The @nytimes.com has published a piece on our cyberstalking/SWATTing ordeal of the last eight years. We hope this higher visibility will bring the needed attention and pressure on law enforcement to finally move against these terrorists. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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55 Swatting Calls: A Couple’s Fight Against Online Stalkers and the Police (Gift Article)
The city of Milwaukee agreed to a $575,000 settlement after months of heavily armed police responses to 911 calls to the couple’s home that officials knew were hoaxes.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some late season garden flowers.
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MockTale @mocktaleapp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mocktails are just cocktails that won’t text your ex. #Mocktails #AlcoholFree #SoberCurious #ZeroProof
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[The Chicago Bears bring out a mariachi band to play the National Anthem to troll this racist ass administration] [Me, a generational Packers fan and ardent Bears hater]
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I'll Allow It Chang
Alt: I'll Allow It Chang
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to keep enjoying our tree house balcony for as long as the weather permits.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember like 12 years ago Republicans warning legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope to pedophilia and bestiality and now they're openly excusing pedophilia and bestiality?
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fireworks will wake me up.
Meme: "If he dies in the middle of the night, would you like someone to wake you up?"
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MockTale @mocktaleapp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love finding great drinks without the alcohol? 🍹 That's why we brought you MockTale. Your next favorite drink might have zero proof. Let's go find it. 👇 mocktaleapp.com #Mocktails #ZeroProof #SoberCurious #AlcoholFree
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MockTale - MockTale
MockTale is a N/A drink finder and rating app. MockTale brings together people who enjoy non-alcoholic beverages, the brewers and distillers who create amazing N/A drinks, and the establishments commi...
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Charge Trump with contempt personally. End this fucking farce.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Start arresting people for contempt. Enough of this lawless dictator bullshit.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay this is so my wheelhouse. Metropolis, The Fifith Element, Star Wars: Ep II, retro futurism, every B&W noir ever filmed, I'm there: youtu.be/VL-xjzQFWsY?...
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Ray Gunn | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sorry but I have absolutely zero sympathy for this relentless idiot. Her daughter who knew the damage her idiot mother caused? Absolutely. Her killer needs to be dragged through the streets. But mommy dearest voted for this exact thing to happen. To everyone.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MAGA farmers finding out they can't water their crops or fill their diesel tanks with liberal tears.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Literary agent @virtuallyleslie.bsky.social continuing to defame my family with the libelous and debunked accusation that we paid to SWAT our own home dozens of times, placing my life, my wife's life, and my parents' lives at enormous, repeated risk of injury or death. She is a serial abuser.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy shit. Watch this immediately: youtu.be/gMjqStJpIA0?...
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Die Shiny - GOLD STAR, GOOD CITIZEN (Official Video)
YouTube video by Die Shiny
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're disappointed the season of "Reacher" killing his way though a white supremacist militia was canceled, may I interest you in a movie with Alan Ritchson and Superman killing their way through Nazis? youtu.be/eoTxvvHW_3I?...
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Gus Demands His Team of Gentlemen | Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video AU & NZ
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just had the worst thought: What's the "October surprise?"
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literary agent @virtuallyleslie.bsky.social continues to participate in the stalking campaign against myself and my wife by the cult responsible for SWATTing our home dozens of times. Here she is sexually harassing and defaming my wife with a criminal impersonating my younger brother on Twitter.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's super cool how Trump canceled fuel efficiency standards, electric vehicle rebates, and illegally ended billions upon billions of dollars of wind and solar energy projects already under construction just before he blew up the entire Middle East for no fucking reason.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 18/09/2026
Exclusive: More American service members have died in the Middle East during the ongoing Iran war than the Pentagon has disclosed publicly, according to six U.S. officials familiar with the data.
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More U.S. troops have died amid Iran war than Pentagon has disclosed publicly
Officials who spoke with The Post expressed frustration that the additional loss of life in the Middle East is not reflected in the Defense Department’s casualty database.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[Deep inhale] I fucking love baseball.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you missed my debut novel's BookBub deal last week, worry not! @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social has put THE ARK along with three other great titles up for just $2 on Kindle until Oct 7th!
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the aftermath of our settlement against the MPD, @tmj4.com interviewed my wife and I about our stalking and SWATTing ordeal. After more than three years in an active lawsuit against our own city, it's nice to finally have some resolution: www.tmj4.com/about-us/lig...
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‘People have died this way’: Milwaukee couple swatted 55 times calls for policy change after $575K settlement
Patrick Tomlinson and Niki Robinson say they endured relentless false emergency calls from 2022 to 2023 that repeatedly sent armed Milwaukee Police Department officers to their front door.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whatever's happening with Trump's tiny hands is contagious.
Mitch McConnell's left hand is severely bruised in the same pattern observed in Trump hands over the last year. Most likely from repeated IV medication infusions.

It's not pretty.
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MockTale @mocktaleapp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These #nonalcoholic nerds have been nose to grindstone in chemistry trying to replicate the "burn" of alcohol to replicate the total sensory experience of all our favorite drinks, sans the booze. This could revolutionize the entire segment. We are on the edge of our seats to see if they succeeded.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really like this band but somehow missed this song for years. Takes a minute to get rolling but once it does, damn: Glass Animals - Take A Slice (Lyrics) youtu.be/8KqcE6QSe9E?...
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Glass Animals - Take A Slice (Lyrics)
YouTube video by Cassiopeia
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Renewed my passport online on the 24th. Got it in the mail today. Not even three weeks, including the Labor Day holiday. Thank Biden.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"The writer's role is to be a menace of the public's conscience. "He must have a position, a point of view. He must see the arts as a vehicle of social criticism. And he must focus on the issues of his time." -Rod Serling, creator of The Twilight Zone
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey gang! Looking for a late summer read? My debut novel from @angryrobotbooks.bsky.social, THE ARK, is a daily deal on BookBub. Grab it for just $0.99. 90,000 words and eight months of my life for less than a candy bar! www.bookbub.com/books/the-ar...
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The Ark by Patrick S. Tomlinson is only $0.99 - BookBub
Impressive (Publishers Weekly): The Ark is a generation ship designed to deliver humanity away from an uninhabitable Earth. When a member of the crew disappears during the journey, Bryan Benson invest...
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 hits differently for me these days. 25 years ago it was a day of national horror and tragedy. But 15 years ago it was also the day I met the woman who would become my beautiful, patient, supportive, loving wife. Never forget, but also remember, it gets better.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yesterday I said I couldn't think of a favorite #StarTrek moment, and that remains true. But then I realized that this movie, now 30 years old, is the HALFWAY mark of Star Trek, which is completely insane. I was just a 16 yr old watching this in theater like 5 minutes ago: youtu.be/D7KCb-O20Fg?...
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Star Trek 8 First Contact - Borg Battle HD
YouTube video by Asw
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's the day after #StarTrek Day. Note to the galley, Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump doesn't want you voting by mail. He wants you to vote in person, where they can dispute your ID and deny your ballot. Where his Russian handlers can send bomb threats to your polling place and shut it down for hours. Where his masked terror troops await to beat and murder you.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today is the 60th anniversary of #StarTrek and I've spent all day trying to come up with my favorite moment to share and I... can't. Because I don't have one. Trek has been an ever present constant in my life for four decades. It's always there, nudging, anticipating better. To see us be more.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is not a joke. As a megalomaniac, malignant narcissist, sadist, and adjudicated rapist, Trump is psychologically incapable of humor. These aren't jokes, they are probes. To see how far he can push the boundaries of decency before meeting real resistance. A predator testing the fences.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Reality will always be stranger than fiction because reality doesn't have an editor demanding things make sense.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On the left is a picture Trump posted that angered Iceland enough they recalled our ambassador. On the right is the "Technate of America," a map pushed by "Technocracy," a 1930's protofascist movement of rich industrialists. Elon Musk's father is thought to be an admirer. See any similarities?
Pic of all of North America plus Iceland conquered by the United States.The same pic, but also the top of South America.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There aren't as many of these posts on Bluesky, but I'm getting really tired of the "Why do I need to pay property taxes on my paid off home" whines from boomers on other platforms.
"My 80 yr old mother lives in our family house she paid off in the Reagan administration and can't keep up with property taxes!"

Yeah, no shit. Your mom is hovering alone in 2,500 sq feet she uses maybe 500 of. She and your dad bought it for $10k and a couple chickens and now it's worth more than many rural towns.

She should SELL IT TO A FAMILY WHO WILL ACTUALLY USE IT LIKE Y'ALL DID, righsize into a condo, and spend the rest of the money on male strippers. Or female. Whatever, it's 2026.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wasn't that long ago the far right would justify trying to kill people they accused of stolen valor. Utter silence on a 5x draft dodger awarding himself rank of 5 Star General, the Congressional Medal of Honor, and bizarrely, George S. Patton's pistols. Their "values" are entirely performative.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The craziest thing about the healthcare debate in America is we've had universal healthcare for sixty years already. You just have to survive private insurance long enough to get it.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need to hit 96 to see America's 300th Anniversary and honestly it will probably take fifty years to get the Trump contamination out of my mouth.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Living in Trump's America feels increasingly like serving a prison sentence for a crime I didn't commit.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
To be a Trump supporter is to abandon objective, shared reality and willingly submit to being an NPC in a video game that exists only in the decaying mind of a dying pedophile. It is consciously choosing mental serfdom and slavery.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm afraid to look up this artist because this song is so fucking awesome I don't want to know why she isn't famous: Gin Wigmore - Man Like That (Official Video) youtu.be/is6AFxPkTAA?...
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Gin Wigmore - Man Like That (Official Video)
YouTube video by GinWigmoreVEVO
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some last summer garden color.
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