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Christian Schneider

@anti-knowledge.com
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Author, anti-knowledge.com, columnist @nationalreview.bsky.social

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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 2h
I colored my beard just to see what it would look like and now I look like Hans Gruber
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 30/09/2026
Watching Matt LaFleur call plays for the Packers in the fourth quarter
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 29/09/2026
Everything at Trader Joe's is either the best grocery food you've ever eaten or completely inedible, there is no in between
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 28/09/2026
If fabric softeners always smell so good, just make clothes out of the same material as the fabric softeners
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 28/09/2026
Um.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 25/09/2026
Liberty Tavern in Arlington, Virginia memorializes a 2011 visit by President Barack Obama with a plaque on the chair he used
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 24/09/2026
Happy 35th birthday to Nirvana's Nevermind, the most influential album of the past half-century.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 24/09/2026
The FCC is a relic from the old days of public airwaves. It's time to get rid of it. (Me today at @nationalreview.bsky.social) link.nationalreview.com/click/6ab533...
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Who Needs the FCC? | National Review
Profanity has won, and we shouldn’t have a bureaucracy to police it.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 24/09/2026
I just waved at a Waymo that stopped for me at a crosswalk
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 22/09/2026
Someone should pull out the Anthony Michael Hall thread from Sixteen Candles and make a movie about a geek who, instead of winning some floppy disks for obtaining a girl's underwear, wins a million-dollar PolyMarket bet
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 22/09/2026
Fantasy football is effectively just betting on what players get injured
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 19/09/2026
This, by @marykayholmes.bsky.social, is wonderful. Release Notes: Woman Version 51.0 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/rel...
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Release Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0
“Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relati...
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 18/09/2026
The failing New York Times wouldn’t accept this as a word in Spelling Bee
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 17/09/2026
An Apology to the People of the Future (my column today at @nationalreview.bsky.social): link.nationalreview.com/click/6aabf8...
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An Apology to the People of the Future | National Review
You might well wonder what the heck we were up to in the mid-2020s.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 16/09/2026
I tell my dog "I love you" around a dozen times a day, but she's never said it back - should I be concerned?
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 16/09/2026
I've seen a lot of SNL Best Cast Members lists, but none as laughably terrible as this one. It's almost as if it was made just so people would share it because of its awfulness. Dana Carvey at 23, a spot behind...Beck Bennett? Oof. www.tvline.com/2258709/satu...
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you gotta be kidding me
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The Board of The Kennedy Center today agreed, almost unanimously, to close the Building for Safety reasons, and so that it can begin the process of Reconstruction. The closing will take place immediately, however, the Renovation and Reconstruction, which is a very large and complex job, cannot begin until such time as the D.C. Circuit rules on the Board's approved name. If the ruling is a negative one, which it should not be, and is not overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court, the Reconstruction and the Renovation of The Kennedy Center will not take place. The attorneys from the DOJ will ask for an expedited appeal. In the meantime, 17 Million Dollars, raised by President Trump, has been put into The Kennedy Center account to keep it afloat. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 15/09/2026
If you think Matthew Sweet's "Girlfriend" was the most underappreciated album of the early 1990s, may I introduce you to Juliana Hatfield's "Become What You Are?"
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 15/09/2026
If you have spent more than three seconds of your life thinking about Sydney Sweeney's "controversial" ad, know that you are the reason such ads exist
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Yeastie Boys
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 12/09/2026
Tottenham are the incels of the Premier League: Four games, yet to score
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 12/09/2026
Welcome Baby Gaga
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 12/09/2026
I assume vigorously eating a burrito counts
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 11/09/2026
Seems like these days you can make a pretty good living simply by being a professional moron
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 10/09/2026
My column at @nationalreview.bsky.social today: Researchers think that when we can talk to animals, they will all take up their progressive causes. Not so fast: link.nationalreview.com/click/6aa2bc...
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Political Animals | National Review
Researchers seem to think that if AI allows us to learn what animals are saying, they’ll all sound like panels on MS NOW.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 10/09/2026
GO BREWERS
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 09/09/2026
Quick by WHOSE standards?
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 08/09/2026
It's not "New Mexico," it's "New America"
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 08/09/2026
Me explaining to my wife that we are actually losing money by not replacing the HDTV we bought in 2006
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 07/09/2026
Even when the Brewers win, these games against the Cubs are three hours of torture. Nothing enjoyable about them at all.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 07/09/2026
When I was a kid in the early 1980s, we all dreamed of a day when everyone owned an ultralight airplane. So where did they all go? www.anti-knowledge.com/p/what-ever-...
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What Ever Happened to Ultralight Airplanes?
A half a century ago, we were promised we’d all be flying to work by now.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 07/09/2026
This week on The Will's Band of the Week Podcast, we discuss Dolly Parton, the Green Man festival in Wales, and new albums from Westside Cowboy, Mike D, and Sweeping Promises: willsband.net/9-6-26-wests...
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Will's Band of the Week: 9-6-26 -- Westside Cowboy, Mike D, and Sweeping Promises
Will and Chris discuss new albums by Westside Cowboy, Mike D, and Sweeping Promises, plus live reports, a death of the week, bonus songs and more.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 07/09/2026
The Director of Officiating tonight at Lambeau
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 06/09/2026
Food was perfected when the first person made fried eggs and toast, and every culinary innovation since then has been playing for second place
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 05/09/2026
Reheat your leftover pizza in an air fryer at 350 degrees for six minutes. It'll taste like you just had it delivered. #NewsYouCanUse
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 04/09/2026
Some of us were Nixonmaxxing in the 70s
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 04/09/2026
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 04/09/2026
From this week’s @nationalreview.bsky.social column, one of my favorite Churchill stories:
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 03/09/2026
It has come to my attention that my primary hobby - getting angry at shit - is also my day job. I need to diversify.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 03/09/2026
Claude is down so me make not good sentences
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 03/09/2026
My column today at @nationalreview.bsky.social : As Homer Simpson said of alcohol, government is the cause of, and solution to, all our problems: link.nationalreview.com/click/6a9991...
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There Is No Problem Government Creates That It Can’t Make Worse | National Review
New York City, to name just one example, wants to pour more cash into a problem the city itself is creating.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 03/09/2026
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 03/09/2026
Everyone needs that one friend that you can send the most unhinged, profane texts to during a sporting event, then the next day they act like nothing ever happened.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 02/09/2026
Modern Words in Historical Newspapers, Pt. 7: In 1906, Chicago woman Concetta Rizz set herself on fire while chanting to the god of the sun. The neighbors rushed over and covered her with blankets to put the fire out, but she succumbed to the flames.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 01/09/2026
Modern Words in Historical Newspapers, Pt. 6: In 1909, a newspaper deemed a test given to Brown University students to be measuring only their "artificial intelligence," because it asked them to identify trivial facts like the full names of public figures.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 31/08/2026
Modern Words in Historical Newspapers, Pt. 5: On a 1939 trip to Beaumont, TX, Dale Carnegie is described as an "influencer" and a "GreetFriend-Maker," which could 100% be the name of a dating app today. (Note: I have blurred a word that was unfortunately used routinely in 1939.)
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 31/08/2026
Being a music fan in 1982 meant believing Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney were fighting over the same girl
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 31/08/2026
Thinking about paying tribute to Charlie Kirk by naming my fantasy team "Sexual Anarchy"
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 31/08/2026
Modern Words in Historical Newspapers, Pt. 4: In January, 1938, over 100 flock owners around the Midwest met with the Taylor Swift company to discuss poultry husbandry.
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Christian Schneider @anti-knowledge.com · 31/08/2026
Modern Words in Historical Newspapers, Pt. 3: The word "Unfriend" appeared in this 1922 Houston Post story warning women that they shouldn't let their husbands teach them to drive - because the inevitable arguments would cause the husband to "un-friend" the wife.
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