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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy

@teddymaz.bsky.social
659 followers 1K following 198 posts

30 | He/Him | 📍 Burlington, VT | Creative writer, tabletop gamer, filthy memer | I'm like Beetlejuice, call me a good boy three times and I'll come

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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Rewatching Scrubs again and all I can focus on is the fact that the majority of the main cast are switchy and vers except Turk and Carla who have a clearly defined dynamic
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's weirdly fulfilling to be immune to the rapid-aging effects of being called Unc thanks to my sister being a teen mom
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Just a reminder during the holiday season
Pan that says SUPPORT THE BOTTOM
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I successfully surprised @pupsionnach.bsky.social for his 30th without him knowing! Love makes one do great things 🥰
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Skeets that aged so poorly they cost me $180
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bonus Stage is coming back AND Homestar Runner re-released old merch? 2000s internet is finally back
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
A cosplay of the bunny scientist in a flower dress from that episode of Powerpuff Girls where they have to fight an imaginary friend would go so hard
A screenshot from Season 2 Episode 17 of The Powerpuff Girls, "Imaginary Fiend". In it, an imaginary friend made up by the Powerpuff Girls, who is a rabbit wearing brown combat boots, a green dress with pink floral accents, glasses and a red bow prepares to kick the ever-loving daylight out of another imaginary friend, who's dressed in a patchwork grey jester's outfit.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This new Magic set should've been a whole block; Edge of Eternities, Goon of Eternities, and Chastity of Eternities
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Just ate a leopard’s face. The counterrevolution has begun.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Being believed in the way all the children of Japan believe in Gamera to save the day would fix me
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Lizzi 🐦🌸 @spiritcrowart.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is probably the worst thing I've ever made [ #art (?) ]
Ref sheet for Findiana Jones, the bluefin tuna. He has mostly iridescent scales, with a blue stripe on his back, and fins accented in yellow. He had a brown cowboy hat and whip, with a small chin scar.
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alnc @alnica.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Luvjunqi 🏳️‍🌈 @luvjunqi.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If wishes were fishes, we'd feed all bitches.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Always wonderful to get back together with the most wonderful fox pup you could ask for! It was my first time traveling across the US, by myself even, and it was worth every second I got to spend with amazing people over in Washington.
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I met Timothee Chalamet in Falador park. He was selling law runes 310 gp per
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Runic! @runic.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I should sketch her more, huh?
Headshot sketches of Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy 9)Sketch of Freya Crescent leaping with her spear.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
When our turn comes, we will make no excuses for the terror
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Do you think the Gerber Baby and the Lindbergh Baby were friends
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 11/12/2024
Wanted Posters of Health Insurance CEOs in New York
Wanted poster, "Denying Medical Care for Corporat" and cut off. It's ripped in this one.Wanted poster for CEO
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Z H Challah esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.butchsky.social · 09/12/2024
IMMA KEEP IT 
REAL WITH YOU 57TH PRIME
MINISTER OF JAPAN SHINZO ABE
This will not improve
Japan's declining birth rate
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/12/2024
wait holy shit
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
luigi mangione with his happy meal & speech bubble
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sunday morning, time for waffe
White greyhound sniffing half a plain waffle Brindle greyhound taking half a plain waffle by one edge.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/12/2024
The fact this guy hasn’t been identified yet has shattered the illusion of the bourgeoise being untouchable because of the surveillance state in my mind
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I hope they never tell anyone. I hope they're having a bacon egg and cheese with coffee right now. I hope they walk free for the rest of their life.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
oh my fucking god guys big dick randy is going to doxx me
a bot alerting me that i have been hacked by big dick randy
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
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little baby granny 🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 30/11/2024
you dont have to say unalive here. you are allowed to use all sorts of words
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Every time you repost this kitty a transphobic state legislator dies
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
how your email finds me
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/11/2024
i know the actual ad campaign goes back to at least 2008 but it still feels like "whats the matter lager boy, afraid you might taste something?" is the opening salvo of the backlash to the backlash against craft IPAs
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Rifling my urethra for greater distance and accuracy
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Imagine if we didn't have "Like" buttons, but instead, we had "There's a good boy" buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or one voice resonating so deeply in your Self that you feel, even if only momentarily, alive
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/03/2024
seems fair
trade offer meme
trader labeled Social Media
I recieve content
you receive massive psychic damage
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/11/2024
skin tight briefs with this printed on the back
a trailer with “THIS CONTAINER
TRANSPORTS A DISEASE
WHICH HAS NO CURE” printed on the back
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Chris Ball @chrisballygk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A weird Art Deco guy with a mustache, wearing a lounge suit, giant tulle bowtie and monocle, from a painting by Mirian Dauber.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m happy to report that there’s no way to prove any of this is real.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
At 300 followers, I'll attempt to do a backflip for the first time in 25 years.
The top page of my (Teddy Maz's) profile here on Bluesky. My follower count has surpassed 200, in reference to a tweet I made in 2023 about having a pizza party after reaching that number.
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AuDHDKanaka @frickenchris.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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holden m. accountable @noahs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
hey I’m outside your apartment can I come in
the entrance to the Gaylord Apartments on Wilshire boulevard 

The Gaylord apartments used to be the Gaylord Hotel, named after Henry “Gaylord” Wilshire, the guy who donated the land that the city built Wilshire boulevard on. He went by his middle name, of course. He was a land developer, a publisher, and an ardent socialist, who built this very fancy hotel and eventually—like all socialist millionaires—went bankrupt.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
this was the first weird medieval guy to ever go viral 🥰🥰
a sketchy medieval drawing of a bat
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
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Ana @anaofastora.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Made a quick edit for my friend
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