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Meg Elison

@megelison.bsky.social
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Author, essayist, hot fat monster of appetites. Bi my books and tell me I’m pretty. linktr.ee/megelison

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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 3h
Like I see where you’re coming from but they very much did elect this guy pope.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 3h
The thrift stores are slowly filling up with the partly-done adult coloring books we all bought in 2020.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 4h
I wish it were possible to befriend spiders the way people do with crows.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 21h
I wore a beautiful black cape out tonight and at some point in a conversation I said “excuse me, I need to turn into the wind” and then did and it was GLORIOUS.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I worked at Home Depot, one of my managers put up a suggestions box for our best stupid customer service phrase. He read them aloud at a morning meeting, including mine: "Thanks a lot! Ed's a twat!"
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who here wants to cry about rewilding of Pokémon?
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a new novella out in the 20th Anniversary edition of Clarkesworld this month! "The Job" is about a woman with serious self-image issues who takes a contract to survey an alien ocean for corporate exploitation, wearing the body of a bioengineered whale. clarkesworldmagazine.com/bear_10_26/
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The Job by Elizabeth Bear
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what this asshole is spending his lame duck term on. Doing AI bro exec orders while vetoing bipartisan bills that would make Californian lives demonstratively safer.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also to be clear I am not just randomly checking my wiki, find you a friend like @megelison.bsky.social etc etc
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Maggie your picture 
On your Wikipedia 
Babe it's a hate crime

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lol what
Lol that could be worse 

Meg:
It could also be better! 

Maggie: 
Who chooses these pics! 
True 

Meg:
Also your bio is just a list of names and then bitch is bi 
I feel like an editor hates you
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Story Hour @storyhour.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This Story Hour, @jordankurella.com and @megelison.bsky.social read us powerful stories of things we don't expect to see (but need to). Phenomenal stories, beautifully read. You can still watch! youtu.be/Mccv-Ro6NTw
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September 30, 2026 Story Hour: Jordan Kurella and Meg Elison
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally me.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One way to ruin the experience of wearing shoes is to put on your Uggs in the morning. After that, every other footwear is a torture device.
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Rob Cameron @brklyndragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Many thanks to @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social for her review of my Caribbean horror story, "When I Heard Calypso." Honored to share space with Nisi Shawl, @megelison.bsky.social, Elijah J Mears,and Melissa Watkins! Must Read Short Speculative Fiction: August 2026 - Reactor share.google/LnfWl1UuuJdK...
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Must Read Short Speculative Fiction: August 2026 - Reactor
We're starting off spooky season with dark fairy tales, cannibalism, and revenge...
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Say goodbye.
atlasobscura.com
The Last Payphones Are Taking Goodbyes
We set out to find Los Angeles’ last working payphones and found something else entirely: thousands of strangers looking for a place to let go.
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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 30/09/2026
Did you know they extended the age recommendation?
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Thorn Mooney @thornthewitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi it’s almost October. Here is that book you need for navigating things: bookshop.org/p/books/witc...
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Witches Among Us: Understanding Contemporary Witchcraft and Wicca
Everything You Wanted to Know About Witchcraft (But Were Afraid to Ask) Occult references ripple frequently through mainstream culture, Wiccan and witchcraft movements appear trendier than ever, and c...
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing about this book is that I wrote it from a deeply personal place-- it takes place where I went to hs, the main girl looks suspiciously like me-- about the rape culture I experienced at the age that was unacceptable. And all I've ever wanted for this book was its cultural irrelevance.
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Andrew Hiller @andrewintheclouds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some say you should act cool. I say enjoy every new thing like a child. In that spirit, I'm excited to find @megelison.bsky.social Foundling Fathers, @slashnburnett.bsky.social ExPartum, @jomiles.bsky.social Last Chronicle of Yeneh & my novella Hornytown Chutzpah on the SFWA recommended reading list
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 29/09/2026
hey all!!! this Wednesday, which is tomorrow, i'll be at @storyhour.bsky.social with @megelison.bsky.social !!!! holy carps!!! you know you wanna attend this one. free author readings online, to refill the creative well! 7pm Pacific, 10pm Eastern youtube.com/@storyhour2020
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Story Hour
Every week, an hour of speculative fiction short stories, narrated by the authors. From horror to weird to hard SF and everything in between; from newly published authors to seasoned pros and multiple...
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At this point, I assume any defense of AI was written by it. I’ve not been wrong.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elaborate breakfasts are an eloquent expression of self-love.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I took on six different jobs as a contractor during my DOGEd period of under-employment. Four of them found me in all-hands meetings about downsizing/furlough/reduction in force. At this point I could write a ballet depicting how they go.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kind words on my most realistic villain. 🖤
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Number One Fan
"Elison’s brutal, incisive novel cuts to the heart of what makes public figures vulnerable and asks us to question our voyeurism." —New York Times...
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why would a man build a robot daughter?
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Small Wonder - The Rumpus
“What’s got you obsessed with this? Late night redditing?” “No,” Kathy said. “I think I dreamt about it. About being her. The girl robot. You know how dreams are; it’s all a jumble and you forget as s...
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we're in a time when people don't hear songs by accident often anymore. If I could have avoided ever hearing "My Heart Will Go On" in 1997 by carrying earbuds everywhere, I would have. I've never heard this song, because I am rarely if ever forced to hear anything.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I worked in tech, our famous interview question was "what's in the trunk of your car?"
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woman ahead of me in line at the grocery store looked at her Zesty Italian dressing and said, “oh no.” Ran to the dressing aisle and came back with a non-zesty. Her husband was at the counter telling the checker stories about the checker’s great aunt, who was also a checker. At this store.
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves The World day to all who celebrate.
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm late again with this list of my top 10 favorite short spec fic stories from August, but life yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, come check out some great stories. reactormag.com/must-read-sh...
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Must Read Short Speculative Fiction: August 2026 - Reactor
We're starting off spooky season with dark fairy tales, cannibalism, and revenge...
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.
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Tade Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Colin Kaepernick's New AI Comics Scam Is a Disaster
YouTube video by Mystery Treehouse
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IF YOU HAVE MANY DESIRES YOUR LIFE WILL BE INTERESTING
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My prediction for the “graphic nudity” in You Can See Everything is breastfeeding, btw. Either that or Holmes walks up full frontal, being like “I have nothing to hide.”
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I like to imagine a version of Westworld where the writing was worthy of that Djawadi score.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Climate change has a lot of Brits learning for the first time what chocolate bloom is.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you feel overwhelmed as an adult? Then I've got just the trick: The Last Adult Superstore. It's got everything you need. They promise.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can anyybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy find meeeee somebodyyyy tooooooooooooooo bite
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Anything is grand if it’s done on a large enough scale.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
“Hey guys, we’ve got this cool new invention, nobody’s ever heard of it before, it’s called devaluing labor”
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If the awards are all white, it's because white people are better. But if they're not all white, that's racist. bsky.app/profile/mari...
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In Practical Magic, there was a little witch in every woman, and the PTA phone tree could produce an impromptu coven. In the DNA-obsessed sequel (Pace’s character even insists magic is in the RNA! I am not overstating the case!), most of us are NPCs who are welcome to buy the merch.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Jeremy Dauber @jeremydauber.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will say that knowing that we now have Thomas Jefferson's genome makes @megelison.bsky.social's wonderful new book FOUNDLING FATHERS even more fun! Check it out if you want to know why... www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/a...
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Two Centuries On, Smithsonian Connects Jefferson’s Hair to Hemings’s Children
A new book describes how cutting-edge genomics techniques yielded “extraordinary proof” that Thomas Jefferson fathered children with Sally Hemings.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
-Blatant QVC level product placement -a plot that shits on the original -the supremacy of The Blood -nostalgia is a curse
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm at the Triumphal Arch. I'm at the Sniper Drone Plaza. I'm at the combination Triumphal Arch Sniper Drone Plaza.
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get up; it’s time to strut and fret your hour upon the stage.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
Real baddies don’t use AI
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