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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy

@teddymaz.bsky.social
658 followers 1K following 198 posts

30 | He/Him | 📍 Burlington, VT | Creative writer, tabletop gamer, filthy memer | I'm like Beetlejuice, call me a good boy three times and I'll come

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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Rewatching Scrubs again and all I can focus on is the fact that the majority of the main cast are switchy and vers except Turk and Carla who have a clearly defined dynamic
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It's weirdly fulfilling to be immune to the rapid-aging effects of being called Unc thanks to my sister being a teen mom
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Just a reminder during the holiday season
Pan that says SUPPORT THE BOTTOM
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I successfully surprised @pupsionnach.bsky.social for his 30th without him knowing! Love makes one do great things 🥰
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
S/O to @pupsionnach.bsky.social for liking this skeet a mere two feet away from me
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Skeets that aged so poorly they cost me $180
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bonus Stage is coming back AND Homestar Runner re-released old merch? 2000s internet is finally back
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
A cosplay of the bunny scientist in a flower dress from that episode of Powerpuff Girls where they have to fight an imaginary friend would go so hard
A screenshot from Season 2 Episode 17 of The Powerpuff Girls, "Imaginary Fiend". In it, an imaginary friend made up by the Powerpuff Girls, who is a rabbit wearing brown combat boots, a green dress with pink floral accents, glasses and a red bow prepares to kick the ever-loving daylight out of another imaginary friend, who's dressed in a patchwork grey jester's outfit.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This new Magic set should've been a whole block; Edge of Eternities, Goon of Eternities, and Chastity of Eternities
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Just ate a leopard’s face. The counterrevolution has begun.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Being believed in the way all the children of Japan believe in Gamera to save the day would fix me
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Lizzi 🐦🌸 @spiritcrowart.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is probably the worst thing I've ever made [ #art (?) ]
Ref sheet for Findiana Jones, the bluefin tuna. He has mostly iridescent scales, with a blue stripe on his back, and fins accented in yellow. He had a brown cowboy hat and whip, with a small chin scar.
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alnc @alnica.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Luvjunqi 🏳️‍🌈 @luvjunqi.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If wishes were fishes, we'd feed all bitches.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Always wonderful to get back together with the most wonderful fox pup you could ask for! It was my first time traveling across the US, by myself even, and it was worth every second I got to spend with amazing people over in Washington.
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jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I met Timothee Chalamet in Falador park. He was selling law runes 310 gp per
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I need to get a copy of the SLD art, this is one of the few cards that actually closes games out in my Mizzix deck after I copy it 9 times
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'd do prehistoric Breaking Bad with it
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Runic! @runic.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I should sketch her more, huh?
Headshot sketches of Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy 9)Sketch of Freya Crescent leaping with her spear.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
We stan Sassy Rat Jump Knight, her character arc has always resonated with me deeply
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I agree, only because if I see one of those I am sure as shit not shooting it down because I KNOW that fuckin chimp is gonna be packing heat and will absolutely not miss me even if I get it in the head
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
When our turn comes, we will make no excuses for the terror
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Do you think the Gerber Baby and the Lindbergh Baby were friends
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 11/12/2024
Wanted Posters of Health Insurance CEOs in New York
Wanted poster, "Denying Medical Care for Corporat" and cut off. It's ripped in this one.Wanted poster for CEO
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Challah G Brick esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.butchsky.social · 09/12/2024
IMMA KEEP IT 
REAL WITH YOU 57TH PRIME
MINISTER OF JAPAN SHINZO ABE
This will not improve
Japan's declining birth rate
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 09/12/2024
wait holy shit
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
luigi mangione with his happy meal & speech bubble
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sunday morning, time for waffe
White greyhound sniffing half a plain waffle Brindle greyhound taking half a plain waffle by one edge.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/12/2024
The fact this guy hasn’t been identified yet has shattered the illusion of the bourgeoise being untouchable because of the surveillance state in my mind
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024
this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared
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Meg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I hope they never tell anyone. I hope they're having a bacon egg and cheese with coffee right now. I hope they walk free for the rest of their life.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
oh my fucking god guys big dick randy is going to doxx me
a bot alerting me that i have been hacked by big dick randy
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
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evil baby granny 🎃 😈🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 30/11/2024
you dont have to say unalive here. you are allowed to use all sorts of words
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They should've hired these folks as spokespeople
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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Every time you repost this kitty a transphobic state legislator dies
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Nice! I'll never say no to getting to peek at a U/R decklist, thanks for linking it
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
There isn't much difference besides that, though it's worth noting that the diamonds refer to colorless mana specifically, meaning if it cost 5 diamonds then all the mana would have to be colorless and couldn't be one of the five main colors.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
OH, I thought this was about Maelstrom Pulse, not Ulalek 😅 My bad. Hybrid mana is used to determine what cards can be played in certain magic decks for Commander, wherein a creature sits outside your deck to "lead" it. This lets you pay that 5 colorless mana but still gives you access to every color
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Colorless cards CAN do anything, theoretically, but the counterbalance to that is that they have to pay more than any one color for whatever effect they're trying to accomplish. In this case, this effect in colorless would cost more than 5 mana, but the exact amount is up for debate.
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Cards are designed to be costed relative to their effect and what color or colors they are; One color can do some things exclusively to itself, and does some things better/worse than others depending on the effect.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
how your email finds me
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/11/2024
i know the actual ad campaign goes back to at least 2008 but it still feels like "whats the matter lager boy, afraid you might taste something?" is the opening salvo of the backlash to the backlash against craft IPAs
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Rifling my urethra for greater distance and accuracy
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Imagine if we didn't have "Like" buttons, but instead, we had "There's a good boy" buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or one voice resonating so deeply in your Self that you feel, even if only momentarily, alive
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/03/2024
seems fair
trade offer meme
trader labeled Social Media
I recieve content
you receive massive psychic damage
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Teddy Maz, Prismari Prodigy @teddymaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Any interest in alternate wincons? Triskaidekaphile and Lab man come to mind.
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