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ouinne

@ouinne.bsky.social
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I have dogs. More accurately my dogs have a human valet, if you do not want 40 million pictures of dogs this is not a feed for you. I also like wandering around looking at trees. I’m not here to argue, debate club clowns get blocks. She/her

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 2m
smokey dog stress level: two (2) moose have been brought into the snuggling area #hiSunny
Sunny, the bluetick coonhound surrounded by stuffed moose 
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 21h
i'm not here to learn i'm here to do skateboard tricks and crush mountain dews
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 37m
sometimes I try to decide which books i would read if i could only have ten for the rest of my life. i don't know why i do this, though, because it causes me an anguish.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 51m
i am going to say as a best practice you should not plant dense fast growing evergreens on either side of your front walk so your visitors fear they're starring in a guerilla version of the shining unless the hapless future owner does acrobatics with a hedge trimmer once a month.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 7h
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 1h
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Adorable Assassin Ace 🏴‍☠️ @gaythanksbye.northsky.social · 2h
a very polite badger, very handsome
a very nice badger facing me with little front claws pointed in toward each other, sitting on wet clay ground next to a large dry stone. low natural daylight, exterior shot
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 9h
Oh, and if what you’re critiquing is a stage costume—you clearly don’t understand the environment actors work in. Go find every single incandescent bulb left in your area and turn them on in your face. Now dance, sing, and emote. I’ll pick you up from the hospital in a few days.
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW: DHS agents tracked people observing ICE arrests, photographed them, ran their plates, pulled personal information, and added them to a Palantir database, according to newly unsealed court filings. w/ @regret.bsky.social
wired.com
ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 3h
Nightmare Before Christmas version of Cinderella where giant wasps help her get dressed
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3h
she is so calm during games that it’s occasionally unnerving #hiSunny
Sunny the dog, blindly blocking the view to the quad box and wondering what the big deal is 
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 5h
@gregthemiller.bsky.social i was literally stuck behind a woman buying four billion lottery tickets today and it made me think of you
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 5h
the pope IS elected actually theres a great movie called the conclave (2006) about the election of Pius II and it is great five star recommendation.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 5h
friends cheer yourselves today thinking about how the Ceausescus spent their christmas in 1989 and pray with Pat Robertson that we see what the lord did for others.
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amazondelivery.bsky.social @amazondelivery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
keep making fun of our service members shaun. but at the end of the day, they're the ones who get to come home to a 10% veterans discount at hobbylobby.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 6h
The Morning Monty declares a moratorium on personal space.
Fluffy gray tabby crammed into the spot between my thigh and the arm of the couch, where he has made himself comfortable on my fluffy cream-colored robe.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 13h
I have absolutely wondered about this. Amazing.
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Anti-fascist, Pro-Tortoise. @mcneany-matthew.bsky.social · 8h
Ravenous tort
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 6h
if we used all these advances in technology to make the trades safer and less physically taxing it would be infinitely better than all the shit being "invented" lately that just makes everything terrible instead of better.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 6h
a fine young gentleman went out SKWERL SPOTTING this morning and got a pupcup afterwards for being good with his great aunt while i ran into costco for two viburnum and a 100' garden hose. BUT THE HOSES WERE GONE, BAD COSTCO FOR BREAKING MY HEART
red brindle greyhound sitting like a person in the backseat next to his great aunt who is stretched out on her side of the cartwo brindle greyhounds with their ears pricked in a sunny park
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 7h
get you a friend like @mostlyinane.quest who will alert you to the online symposium for the 100th birthday of the Blue Castle. c'mon everyone let's talk about Valancy.
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Symposium & Exhibit Launch: The Blue Castle at 100: L.M. Montgomery's Ontario Story
In 1922, L.M. Montgomery and her family vacationed in the Muskoka Lakes region. The beauty of rugged landscape inspired her to write The Blue Castle (1926), a departure from her...
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eight years ago today the Saudi government murdered WaPo columnist Jamaal Khashoggi. Today they own 49.5% of the biggest media/news company in America.
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Sean Aitchison @sean8urson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Guys I heard Rod Serling say my name, age and current goings-on am I screwed
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Miles! @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social · 22h
Sickos yes dot jpg
A large mojito next to an even larger water
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 23h
when you are a sad lil man who can smell and see the gouda but it is not for you
little red brindle greyhound looking up so sadly at the delicious cheese he can't have
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
where do bad rainbows go A PRISM!!!!!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where did you get your sense of humor? 1. saturday morning cartoons 2. British TV 3. cosmic weirdness 4. at the bottom of a deep dark well
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im sorry but if you use "the computer, a thing invented specifically for math, cannot do arithmetic" as part of DEFENDING IT you are just a dipshit and i can't help you other than block you.
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I'm not talking about cases where math problems are shunted to an actual calculator. I'm talking about just the LLM alone answering those arithmetic problems.
It does not answer them with 100% accuracy (indeed that's how you know it's not a calculator) but it does much much better than chance.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when i tell you that i hate the post 9/11 support tha tr00pz wankfest so much i park in bullshit veteran spaces at stores ON PURPOSE but even so finding out that man funded his cartoonishly villainous hatch act violating commercials with funds for dead soldier funerals has my jaw fully on the FLOOR
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok, one more bump today! Big, big, BIIIIIIIG action piece in The Kraken Busters, end of an era, adios to a real one*, etc *where "one" = "horrible monster"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
puppy ponders on a rainy day
red brindle greyhound lying on a round blue dog bed looking sleepy
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WESA @wesa.fm · 02/10/2026
A leader in the Democratic National Committee, state Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta, is calling on Western Pennsylvania House member Aaron Bernstine to step down in the wake of a news report that Bernstine referred to Kenyatta with homophobic slurs during an argument with union leaders.
wesanews.org
Calls grow for Pa. Republican Bernstine to resign after allegation of homophobic slurs
A leader in the Democratic National Committee, state Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta, is calling on Western Pennsylvania House member Aaron Bernstine to step down in the wake of a news report that Bernstine ref...
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Hiding in the Burgh @hidingintheburg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bandcamp Friday is TODAY! 100% of 💲 goes to the artists, so go forth and support the bands you know, the ones that have been recommended by friends, and the ones you find just bouncing around. 🎵🎸🪕🎻🎹🎷🪗🥁🎶
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"It could chill rights of contractors to make political contributions" -- unearthed footage shows Susan Collins in 2012 fighting to protect contractors from having to disclose political contributions (we recently learned she was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme involving a contractor)
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yesterday our biggest 'AI is great!!!!' guy did his usual annoying "well copilot said" in work chat and then he looked at the source and it had hallucinated the whole thing. I did NOT go on my forty minute rant about statistical modeling and the nature of truth but it was a near thing.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have to say i was not expecting my bog standard humanist orientation to become a white hot flame due to the bastard son of autocomplete
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
these are tough times, and we all deserve nice things. So, earlier than expected: exeunt Black Jack Kraken keithpille.com/the-kraken-b... #comicoop
A comic panel about a ship getting ready to ram a giant squid
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anyway if you see a news story about a fat man in denver being shoved in the back of a cop car while singing the internationale, what up it's ya boy.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can yall do something for me? next time your dog does something good, applaud them like they just did a sick guitar lick. because boswell gets SO EXCITED
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Rebecca Sear @rebeccasear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dolly sang Jolene in Welsh (in collaboration with a singer-songwriter from my hometown) 💔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Dolly Parton sings Jolene in Welsh in recording released after her death
Parton's niece Jada Star and Welsh singer Bronwen Lewis say the country artist was proud to sing in Welsh.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
does anyone want to see my entire career summed up in a single post?!?! 😭
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this will absolutely get you scanning FOR billboards instead of trying to avoid loking at them
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Jordan 4D @jordancarroll.com · 02/10/2026
WE’RE THE PERSONAL INJURY SPECIALISTS AND WE’RE ABOUT TO REPRESENT YOU
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 02/10/2026
fighter with his wife and mom and grandma in the background, throwing him protein shakes, tagging out, meemaw from behind with the eames chair,
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
[via Lubee Bat Conservancy]
A big dark bat (Malayan flying fox) stretched out horizontally, chin to the sky, to lick a tomato slice hanging from a heart-shaped wicker garland.
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Renee @jg-pgh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hmu with all of your favorite vegan spots in the city and south hills (i know there are many) so that he falls in love with pittsburgh (not to move here or anything, just to come back frequently, lol)
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