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Soph Nolienta

@swatch-that.bsky.social
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Mexicana 🇲🇽 Milennial geek. My knee cracks 🎮 Mario | Fire Emblem | Pokemon 📱 FEH | MHPuzzles 🇪🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇷🇺

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 22h
If you can’t handle me when I’m depressed, you don’t deserve me when I’m vaguely sad
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 16/10/2026
An edit of a screenshot from The Good Place that reads "Konami figured it out? Konami!? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are reading a book as an old, withered potted pointsettia appears on the scene.
Potted plant: Ahem!

The foxes look at the flower, startled, as it addresses them.
Potted plant: I am Cuetlaxōchitl, the ghost of christmas flower past!

The foxes look at the flower, and somehow it looks back at them, in mutual disbelief.
Green: You're early.
Cuetlaxōchitl: What?

The foxes are still staring at the plant, clutching the book, while the plant somehow slouches in disappointment.
Blue: It's only october.
Cuetlaxōchitl: Aw.
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Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…
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Berensreverie 🤒 @berensreverie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just leave me here #berensart2026
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🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The last time politicians got this mad at a government-funded hedgehog project, a terminally ill girl got shot
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『 ajolteontrash』 (3/4) @trashjolt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
74🎄19🎃 Have roc
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The people who screamed that children would be emotionally scarred by hearing a drag queen read “Jack and the Beanstalk” are OK with those same children watching Pete Hegseth’s livestream of a man getting his brains blown out by a bunch of guns.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
variety.com
Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Jennifer Szalai @jenszalai.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was a short call, Carlberg said: All the poet would say was she
was "in Iceland," where she was
"listening to the wind."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The AI backlash is completely the fault of the dishonest hype merchants whose only talent is innovating new ways of lying. You pissed people off, now everyone hates you (justified) and your tech (less justified, but again, your fault)
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 19/11/2025
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Dance like no one is watching. Like no one came to your dance recital. Your dad? He completely forgot. How do you feel? No, don't tell me. Show me.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Former Trump supporter in media and/or politics? Opinion discarded. It's that easy and nothing of value will be lost. You helped create the dumbest stove-touching in living memory. Sit there and shut up while we try to clean up after you
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Daily Wah (red pandas) @dailywah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY ITS INTERNATIONAL RED PANDA DAY! Have a Daily red panda getting booped :3
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✨​Shining Biscuit🍪 @digitslayer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
HAPPY RED PANDA DAY! ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Parrot Lying
Parrot Lying
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summer's End
A digital painting of Buizel. A Buizel inside a glass of lemonade.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re trying to hide the shocking truth: he’s stop motion now
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
who cares if aliens invade earth. what are they gonna do, ruin it
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lake America
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Alvia Alcedo @alviaalcedo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Space dragon: Carina Nebula Any more space suggestions? #dragon #artistonbluesky #fantasyart #space
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Designercon @mahoukarp.com · 28/08/2026
space pikachu 🌌 #art #pokemon
illustration of pikachu wearing a space suit and floating in space
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe I'm in the minority here but if people who support AI are being shamed into silence then it's working. The shame is working as intended. The left's biggest problem is that it's afraid to hurt the feelings of folks who need to have their feelings hurt. Let them experience introspection for once
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/04/2024
The microwave demands sacrifice
Some dumbass set the microwave in the office to child mode so the buttons don’t work. I had to unplug it. 

Picture is of a microwave and the display says CH,LD

Reflection of headless me in the door with lunch in hand
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Designercon @mahoukarp.com · 19/08/2026
tiny kaijus 🦖 #art #godzilla
Illustration of godzilla, rodan, mothra, and king ghidorah. These are monsters from kaiju films
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm old enough to remember calling the movie theater and having to write down all the playing times for the movie I wanted to see.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Charles Schultz: His parents neglect him, the other kids laugh at him, a mean girl tortures him with a football. Even his dog thinks he’s a loser Publisher: I dunno Charles Schultz: and he’s bald for some reason
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
ATTN: if you want to commission someone, but not entirely confident in your ability to avoid paying a slopper for genAI trash? There's a site or that. 👇
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
c o l l e c t i o n
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Adding to the collection
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Anime screenshot in which Togepi, Pikachu, Cyndaquil and Totodile are super happy 'cause they have glasses full of Miltank milk and the text "don't let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions".
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/07/2026
When the president is so dumb the infectious disease doctor touches his own face.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🪖🥷🙅‍♀️🗺
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dethmaid @dethmaid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
C.C.
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GarabuGus, pero en forma de botellita de catsum @gusgux.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Otro día otra batalla
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Advos @advosart.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He's just sleepy
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a bird saying, "Shall we plan our annual birt meeting? How's 7AM?"
The second panel shows two more birds, one saying "Yes!" and the other saying "Sounds good!"
The third panel shows two more birds, one saying "yep!" and the other saying "yup!"
The final panel shows an owl with an exhausted expression.
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