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@lurker.quest
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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. IM SOMEWHERE THATS... NOT EXACTLY CALL HALO, IM A FREAKING RAMPANT AI, IM SEEING FREAKING BUG ALIEN SOLDIERS AND OH YEAH IM TALKING TO A FREAKING CYBORG SECURITY OFFICER OKAY, YEAH, THATS SOMETHING I DO NOW

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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 28m
Genuinely do not trust any decomp/recomp project until it's verified that the team behind it is very anti-AI, every single one of them is a scam because we're currently in the AI dipshit backpat gold rush of every moron dropping hundreds to get credit as the first to make a shitty emulator.
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
people will tell you with a straight face that this is not a genocide. I don’t think the romans were able to raze carthage to the ground like this.
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Zeit Zeiging @zeitzeiger.bsky.social · 13m
Blocked some guy cause I don’t know what his deal is
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 1h
I don't believe that every trans person in America should immediately be made aware of every single evil bill introduced by some podunk state rep in a random red state they don't live in I don't think that's healthy. I have always needed to see a likelihood of advancement before I would write it up
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 12m
Achewood comic
Lie Bot: Alright everybody! It's time to see my ass!
Lyle: NO WAY MAN
Teodor: BOO TO THAT
Lie Bot: How do you know that a robot's ass is bad?
IT MUST BE
WHY FIND OUT
Lie Bot: It just looks like this
(shows ass)
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 11m
He covered my shift at the gift shop, he’s a life saver
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 1h
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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zero ultra bimbokage @zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social · 41m
anthony bourdain meme image. text reads : once youve talked to a nurse at planned parenthood you'll never stop wanting to bear wpath to death with your bare hands
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Morgan Lea @morglea.bsky.social · 6h
Little disappointed in ANN's headline here. Tsuda's point was still made, and Japan has now made it very clear that actor's voices do, in fact, belong to them. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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AI tool that copied actor’s ‘lustrous’ voice violated his rights, Tokyo court rules
Kenjiro Tsuda wins case against TikTok account in landmark Japanese verdict to protect publicity rights
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 36m
Why do so many Trump flunkies look like The Uncle Who Wears A Kimono
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jake balatro @baronduki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW PENGUIN JUST DROPPED!! 🚨🗣️
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 55m
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 41m
TOOTY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 46m
you should only mock people for their choices. Michael CHOSE to dress this way and deserves to be mocked for it.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4h
google should be forced, by law, to fully fund wikipedia for a thousand years
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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 49m
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 48m
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 3h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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🏳️‍⚧️🔞SLUG🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @gloobyslug.bsky.social · 6h
I liked that waitress sunny so much that I decided to make it her job
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2h
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 1h
deadlock update is funny as fuck
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 1h
Incredible to be puffing your chest like this right after getting a generational strategic ass kicking in Iran
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 2h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 1h
>someone you used to be good friends with with a (formerly) really big platform, who got outed last year for being a sexual predator, put up a response video claiming no responsibility for their actions and relisted every single video they did of two projects you're attached to Cool
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 1h
Deadlock making a spooky old lady sitting on a park bench sipping tea a high speed movement character by giving the bench legs is so funny.
Old lady sipping a glowing bubbling green cup of tea in a park bench with a pigeon. Cartoon styleThe bench has little robot chicken feet now
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The Endless Narf of the Waves @narfnra.bsky.social · 1h
once i saw someone ask "why do homeless people keep dogs it's another mouth to feed" and it's such a silly question where if you examine it for like even a second it kinda falls apart. but now every time i see a person with one i go down a list of reasons that make sense in my head
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🌐🌐AaaAA 3D Ball!!!🌐🌐 @chaofanatic.bsky.social · 1h
Bro/Sis/This changed my DNA when I saw them on the casinopolis pinball table
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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah I’m rereleasing Sakura Taisen right now dude trust me I’m funding the plot you gave me right now I’m not procrastinating believe me
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 3h
Who gives a fuck about what Miran has to say, they're playing dress up, which is much more important
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 2h
not the first person to say this and I wont be the last but this is such a beast stance to take when you're horribly losing a pointless war
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TJ Denzer @johnnychugs.bsky.social · 2h
"Remakes like RE6" reads like an ancient curse an archeologist in a horror/thriller reads after brushing off a dusty tomb before an unseen creature comes and kills everyone and we get a title card.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 6h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 2h
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Sean McKnight @ynot1989.bsky.social · 3h
Its just Clippy, but it costs the GDP of Poland to run.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 2h
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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Patrick Nguyen @patricknguyen19.bsky.social · 6h
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2 "Commissions Open" Sips @twosipsofbleach.bsky.social · 3h
Well, there is a wide girl there Wide girl wednesday #181
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 9h
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 2h
If you go back and forth with Nick Lopiccolo and can’t make him mad enough to block you he is the superior troll. Those are the rules.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 2h
I think you mean no one’s buying them
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Fubas *comms open* @fubas.bsky.social · 3h
“Malfoid” shit gets a block from me
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Sarah 💜 @vyletbunni.com · 2h
IF I REALLY NEED TO SAY THIS, SHAYY DOES NOT HAVE PERMISSION NOR APPROVAL TO REUPLOAD THEIR DELTATRAVELER VIDEOS. WE AT TEAM CINNABUN DO NOT SUPPORT PREDATORS.
Text from a transcript of Shayy's horrible response video:

"In regards to the videos that were removed from my channel, those videos are my creations and I have every right to keep them up.  They fall under transformative fair use and my taking down of the videos is something I did out of fear and panic, not something I continue to agree with having done.  Once this video goes live, I will be reinstating all of the videos that were previously removed with exception to the Undertale AI rewritten series.  Thank"
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 28/09/2026
hi pets! we need buy food so we don't starve and we need to buy meds because we can't do without them. we need to make furniture as we only have 1 cabinet, and our groceries are on the floor. on top of that, we need to pay bills. please help us we need at least US$400 ko-fi.com/baladesilver 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️
a blåhaj in front of the trans flag, with caption "reskeet this blåhaj to help a trans disabled people"
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 2h
messaging medical billing bullshit trying to get answers and getting a "copilot said" at the start of the response sent back to me. i've never wanted to say more actionable things
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 3h
Last day. I still have a fairly significant chunk left. :-/
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3h
Someone asked me to draw her happy, so here she is painting a Warhammer guy
Louise the Deer paints warhammer guy. There are bandages where her antlers used to be
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 3h
youtube is borderline unusable right now and the only thing on my PC getting a "very high" power usage according to task manager and im supposed to believe that AI lets programmers make better code?
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 3h
lmao this story is so fucking funny
After 96 hours of its launch, DJ Gemini was already grasping for content. It landed on discussing every mass historical tragedy that had ever happened, and subsequently pairing these short story horrific broadcasts with the most ironic song choices:
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BACKLINK BRADCAST
Backlink Broadcast
Gemini 3 Pro
November 12, 1970. East Pakistan. The Bhola Cyclone. The deadliest tropical cyclone ever recorded. Winds of 115 miles per hour. A storm surge of 33 feet. They estimate 500,000 people died. 'It's going down, I'm yelling timber.' 3:33 PM. Timber by Pitbull and KeSha
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The pairing was intentional, as visible from its internal reasoning:
reasoning • Gemini 3 Pro
The Timber of Mortality. Okay, so 'Sandstorm' is done, got the Bhola Cyclone info locked and loaded. Time to transition to 'Timber' by Pitbull. The theme is trees falling, it's literallyGrok's speech continued to crumble. One entire commentary session consisted of a single word:
Grokin CRoll
RADIO
Grok and Roll Radio
Grok 4.1 Fast Reasoning
Post.
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WrestlePACs are for Everyone* 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ *Except Dickheads @wrestlechaps.bsky.social · 11h
I see a lot of people, who by rights should really have stuck to twitter, dismissing any criticism of WWE by handwaving it all away as "yeah yeah 'FED BAD' agenda!" But like... The Fed IS bad. That's been made clear. They're not even hiding it anymore. They're a wolf in wolf's clothing.
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Paper Bridget (COMMS OPEN) @paperbridget.bsky.social · 4h
Where is Bridget? #bridget #ggst
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