Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i can quickly and effortlessly solve puzzles intended for two-year-olds 361156108
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialEnnui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guy in an Aggie hat saw my Hog hat and said with a laugh “hope you have a terrible day on Saturday” I responded “I always do” and I don’t think he was ready for it 829416
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialAnton @anton.beauty · 27/04/2026a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack” 4843551165
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/04/2026Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead 1103473347
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs) 222851294
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialkate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 28/03/2026baseball guys be named glorp shitto 716217
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026when all your friends are going to the No Kings rally but you’re the King of Queens 234517
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Newsom this, Newsom that, why don't you Dewsom work 716825
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Tomorrow you may see James David Vance or some other purported Catholic from this administration with ashes on their forehead, it’s important to remember that it’s all just for show. 181476377
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/02/2026when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is 201703128
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialsadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 16/02/2026my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) 16934191
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16/02/2026This is fucking sick 1890778
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialMax Read @maxread.info · 13/02/2026when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload 263100331
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/02/2026a non-messy biathlete hero emerges 31289
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026POV you’re riffing on bluesky 832773149
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialTom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin 12802175
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialBen Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this 15166182073
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservative… 138167823688
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/02/2026time and time again, MAGA Republicans are more excited to target and root against American athletes who have spoken out against them (or, in this case, merely expressed ambivalence) than they actually are to celebrate winning American athletes 967196
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 27/05/2025doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude 104985734
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialTW @twesq.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I need a Muppet College Gameday where the only human is Saban. 2052478
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/02/2026this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children 5455731025
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/02/2026This is a really strong line to go with. I hope they use it a lot. 227839
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialWrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look 186641781
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 28/01/2026The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny 226600760
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Special Agent Dale Cooper you would have absolutely killed on Reddit. 229321
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/01/2026"Father I feel like blocking you because you aren't racist enough" Step to it then! 10754
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The very well-accepted term for "stripping the legal protections of a minority group and then sending a paramilitary force to carry them away" is "ethnic cleansing." They are planning to ethnically cleanse Springfield, Ohio. 5631021118
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026don’t bullshit me if they described a movie from Neon like this you’d be first in line 820217
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz 8592571357
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialcameron @famousceleb.co · 30/01/2026lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live 251501119
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialJacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 29/01/2026I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...youtube.comGeorge WashingtonYouTube video by unvmebad86 541950668
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The Departed (Scorsese, 2006) 1235248
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialLemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026What did Obama mean by this? 71138176
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialIt's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television 92596922
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026THIS IS THE MOMENT JARRETT STIDHAM BECAME PRESIDENT 71438
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialSam @samd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026January is almost over and there have only been 3 homicides in Minneapolis so far this year 2 of them were committed by ICE agents. 31184339
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialMark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The Republican position now appears to be that you have a constitutional right to openly carry a gun in public, unless you do so while expressing a view that the government dislikes, in which case the secret police can shoot you to death on the spot. 6636021181
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialMel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026A few photos from today’s rally and march in Los Angeles. Taken by me. 217644
Reposted by @sugarbiskits.bsky.socialWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today 9534966414277
