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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋

@willmacaoidh.bsky.social
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Plebeian by day, sleepy by night. Words w/ Headstuff & Chordblossom xo

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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tired of accepting the things I can’t change gonna attack instead attack you attack you attack you attack you attack you
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/09/2026
people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Turns out I had so much in the tank to insult Ed Sheeran about.
Facebook messenger conversation. An image of Ed Sheeran with a vacant expression is accompanied with a caption “when I was six years old, I laid an egg”. 

Reply chain:” You can tell he has no soul”

“Just an absolute fucking mannequin-homunculus.
Like if you piled tissue paper into the shape of a man and instilled him with the silent childhood wish of a boardroom coatrack”
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Irish Traitors feels like I’ve been transported to a strange world where everyone is thick as champ
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Alan Dunne @aldunne.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026
I'll save you a click. Irish experts say that ADHD is a neurodevelopmental condition, and diagnosis and treatment are life-changing. it's ‘dividing medical opinion’ amongst cranks and haters maybe
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My toaster narcs to Meta whenever I have toaster waffles. My fridge has informed Samsung of my cleaning habits. The good people at Dyson know I stuck my hand in the vacuum to see what happens
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It must be deeply humiliating to be a far-right populist this morning. Trying to string the words together to pretend Farage achieved a glorious victory must feel like passing a kidney stone.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It would be nice to be respected even once.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Someone raises the suggestion that perhaps the elderly & sick should just die in the heat & a neoliberal MP has an erection so intense it kills them instantly.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I am, in many ways, a whippet
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
God… not looking forward to telling the kids this evening. The first Christmas without Starmer is always the hardest.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“Bird found in good shape but dead”
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Status Yellow High Temperature warning issued for Ireland

22 Jun 2026 10:04

A Status Yellow High Temperature warning has been issued for Ireland, with Met Éireann forecasting temperatures in excess of 27C in the coming days.
The warning comes into place at 12pm tomorrow and will end at 9am on Friday.
The forecaster warned that there may be water safety issues due to increased use of lakes and beaches, as well as uncomfortable sleepingRalph Wiggum from the Simpsons sitting on a bus. “(Chuckles) I’m in danger”
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Ann (she/her) @agvbergin.net · 21/06/2026
Rounding-up heat preparedness information for the coming week here in the UK, a thread, 🧵 The best and most comprehensive guide to heatwaves is from the British Red Cross. If you only bookmark one page to come back to, make it this: www.redcross.org.uk/get-help/pre... 1/8
redcross.org.uk
Heatwaves in the UK | Support and advice | British Red Cross
Heatwaves in the UK are becoming more common. Learn how extreme heat could affect your life, as well as advice on preparing for extreme heat and first aid help.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’m going to miss my favourite one-liner; “Keir Starmer looks like a tie with a man attached”
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wooby @ruby.gay · 19/06/2026
Palworld figured it out? Palworld?
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tried to get into the gym via the wrong door and it immediately scolded me
Liam,
Your membership doesn't give you access to the easy access door. If you require access to this door, contact your Gym Manager. Alternatively, use a different entrance.

Thanks, PureGym
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Depressed by ban. There are so many problems related to social media: Radicalisation, hyper-rich racist oligarchs, the numbing of the mind on infinite scroll, the spread of extremism, the opaque nature of campaign money online in elections, beauty standards, Chinese interference. Could go on and on.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 15/06/2026
Mandatory age verification and the banning modern public towns squares for young people is, and forever will be, governmental and societal abdication of responsibility so that those in charge don't actually have to dare hold big tech accountable for the very real public harm they can foster.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/06/2026
A three panel meme of Fred Armisen in Parks & Rec as Raul.

Showing support for Palestine? Straight to jail.

Protesting about climate change? Jail.

Inciting racist riots? Believe it or not, straight to Radio 4 Today programme.
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nohostages.bsky.social @nohostages.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
English commentators need to stop analysing Northern Ireland through an English lens! When you see anti-immigrant riots in Belfast, Ballymena or Larne and immediately reach for "Britain's far-right problem", you're missing half the story. This isn't just racism. It's loyalist terrorism. 1/
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Saoirse McHugh @saoirsemc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Some outlets appear to be prepared to "legitimate concerns" their way through actual lynchings.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
X dot com is a fucking cesspit. Every response to every tweet is flooded with racists, fascists, bots, spewing all manner of disgusting rhetoric. All lies, all easily disproved stats. Just robots and people with less critical thinking than cattle, played for fucking fools by newspaper owners.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Could ye even give a fuck about Interior Design Masters? Between the AI, the Lockheed Martin sponsorship & absolute nonsense takes from the judges, it just feels like arbitrary shite to fulfil some kind of contract. Lia’s a great designer though, no harm to her.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
An idiotic scam here, launched by the Times of London in 2011 when it declared that abuse gangs were left to run unchecked not because the cops don’t give a fuck about kids in care, but because they had been terrorised into tolerating it by Janice in HR. 15 years and counting.
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 09/06/2026
Lockhart, Buckley, Allister and others whipping people up into a frenzy today, knowing paramilitaries and racists ALWAYS take advantage of any cover given. They must be in an orgasmic fits of ecstasy tonight. Let's see if they're so keen to get airtime tomorrow, the horrible c**ts.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Pretty crazy that chiropractic is taken seriously when it has never been proven to work and was founded by a mad fucker who had it explained to him in a dream
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every time the Belfast Telegraph starts an article with “Irish speaker” these guys spring into action to leave a worthless, smug comment
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning
LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don't want to code, the researchers who don't want to research, and the lawyers that don't want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful Al is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs' outputs tend to be people with low standards.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 22/05/2026
No, he really, really doesn't.
Sundar Pichai Understands Why People Are Anxious About A.I.A.I. is viewed as the most profound technology humanity will ever work on. It’s progressing at an extraordinary pace, and humans aren’t evolved to process that much change. People, rightfully so, are anxious about the future that this technology will bring. I understand; it feels natural with such a profound technological shift. We have had far simpler technological shifts where there has been anxiety, but this is of a scale unlike anything we have seen before.
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Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Actually quite sick at Sinn Fein, they will be the reason this bill fails. They are siding with the government???
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I’ve really enjoyed SNL UK so far but the last two were both like pulling teeth. Really bad swing/miss ratio. Got some extremely hearty laughs out of the first three though.
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Helen Shaw - Athena Media @athenamediaie.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The disconnect between how we see 'value' in our environment and landscape, happy to flog it to visitors and buy into Irish 'exceptionalism' - when in reality we're wrecking the place; water as a resource (and water pollution, mass industrial extraction) is a critical issue for Ireland #spéirghorm
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Saoirse McHugh @saoirsemc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Same with any attempt at stopping pollution into drinking water sources. They say rural but they mean a few thousand people with financial interest. Not the actual communities trying to live in the countryside
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Saoirse McHugh @saoirsemc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Regulating airbnb being turned into another "attack on rural Ireland" shows how ridiculous and meaningless that phrase is. Increasing the available houses so people can actually live where they're from as opposed to being priced out by landlords and holiday homes is an attack on rural Ireland 🤷‍♀️
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Could not have fucked it up harder
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I know we’re in an era of forced contrarianism and post-truth, I just don’t think I expected people going to bat for skin cancer.
A hand is being dipped in used car oil with the caption “When it's freezing and your doing an oil change so you pull the oldest trick in the book”. 

Colin Miller - “"Good luck with skin cancer" as if your balls aren't full of microplastic”
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Zack Smith - ““Used oil causes cancer" so does your cell phone that never leaves your side”
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Dave LaMora  - “These comments smell like soft hands brother”
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We can have it all friends
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Keeping a close eye on the stock market
Emails from 2021 sent by Revolut: “Only 10 days left to earn €40 for inviting….”Emails from 2023 sent by Revolut: “Only 7 days left to earn €60 for inviting….”Emails from 2024 sent by Revolut: “Last 7 days to earn up to €200!”
Emails from 2025-2026 sent by Revolut: “Only 7 days left to earn €30”
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Kids incentivised to wait 10 years for a doctor to give a shit about them. the government demands it take 15 years.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@legaleagle.tv is going to love this
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Had a dream I worked on the Cocaine Bear production and it was my job to feed the bear cocaine.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Picked up my phone to google if I’m wiping my ass correctly. Modernity etc
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Kerry Katona’s dismissal of the langoustine marked a Red Letter Day in the war on words meaning something
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The Spooky Educator @literarybeardo.blacksky.app · 25/03/2026
Airline baggage fees were implemented to offset rising fuel costs in the early 2000s in case you were wondering if this would be temporary.
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
ah pal
Front cover of J.D. Vance’s book “Hillbilly Elegy” with the title replaced by “I’ve completely fucked it”.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/03/2026
there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. what that means is, i can do whatever i want and anyone who implicitly makes me feel bad by abstaining from consumption should in fact be the one who is ashamed
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Conspo @conspo.obviously.moe · 24/03/2026
it really be like this sometimes
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Lemon Mac Aoidh 🍋 @willmacaoidh.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Must be incredibly fluid, huh.
From the BBC: Israel and Iran continue to strike each other after US says plans for talks with Tehran remain 'fluid'.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared
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