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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...

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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels

Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.

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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This one?

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A public backlash is growing against the predatory companies that try to erase our jobs and monetize everything not nailed down. They want leaders who are going to unapologetically fight back. Democrats should seize that humanist mantle. And it matters who we work with.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t know this actor or this show, but this image is what were on every “stranger danger” poster in the 80’s.

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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.

WSJ EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create “Ultimate Man" AI sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035

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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

POWERFUL STUFF: SUBSTATION (1988): Afternoon PIFs intended for children's television were a curious thing. There you are, watching The Real Ghostbusters or Knightmare, when the ad break hits and you're confronted with a double electrocution. It's enough to put you off your Findus Crispy Pancakes.

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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cartoonist: Slyngstad

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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

oh my god everything is coming up milhouse

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/11/2024

is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They should do a 30 for 30 documentary on this Ted Cruz College Game Day

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter

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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

is everyone going to the memorial

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i woke up with cramps and depression but don't worry. help is here

How To Good-Bye Depression

If you constrict anus 100 times everyday.
Malarkey? or Effective way?

Hiroyuki Nishigaki

"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."

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Ilso Wildes @ilso-wildes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Did anyone else think Arjun was just gearing up to blow raspberries on his opponent's side when they first saw the command throw? #Arjun #StreetFighter6 #PixelArt

New Street Fighter character Arjun blowing raspberries on Dhalsim's side

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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

And this is why we need comedians (his name is Clayton English)

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

them: what’re your plans for the long weekend? me:

artist alison friend mcfriendy on ig portrait of a white dog trying to lick a rotisserie chicken. animal portraits on the wall and a wooded table and chairs

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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026

We've got to think of a name for our adult store. It's got to be subtle, a sly wink to entice passersby with clever innuendo. Hmm... wait...I've got it!

Sex Place®, a brightly lit mall shop selling Sextoys®

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Welch: They’re all so horny over on Fox News. Rupert, hire some sex workers and get them laid because they are, like, totally off message talking about— Jack: Have you seen how Laura Ingraham talks about AOC? Welch: She’s in love. They’re so horny over there.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm a bit burned out on (MN State Fair) crop art. It used to be like Murmur (or Chronic Town EP or Hibtone single of Radio Free Europe) and now it's like Monster. Formerly weird and now mainstream and loud. But this piece, Guernica by way of ICE, is a beaut and deserves the acclaim it's getting.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald Howard Lutnick is more Gordon Gekko than Gordon Lightfoot, and he's shipwrecked US-Canada relations while his boss Sundowns. If you could read my mind, you'd know I'd like the Gales of November 2026 to sink them to the bottom of "Lake America." by Maureen Dowd

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

someone posted on twitter that canadian geese will now be called donald ducks and i haven’t stopped laughing since.

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Lady Christy @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

STOP IT. They made plushies of the Minnesota DNR fish pond fish! 🥹🐟

Four fish plushies lined up on top of one of the wooden post barricades around the DNR fish pond at the State Fair. A Bass, a Rainbow Trout, a Bluegill, and a Walleye

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2026

“Sure, with the declining birth rate, we expect there to be some slight shrinkage in our margins, but this is well below circumcision projections from 2025” — The omnipotent creator

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God Concerned By Q3 Circumcision Numbers

THE HEAVENS—Noting that a marked downward trend had developed this fiscal year and showed no signs of stopping, The Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, reported He was concerned Monday over what He...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Do we get to randomly rename stuff too? "The president lives at the Pedophile House, where he checks in on the latest news in the Iran conflict from the Department of Massive Losses before doing an event with Secretary of Human Suffering RFK Jr."

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

trying to win a trade negotiation with Canada by demanding less French is like trying to win a game of checkers by jamming your dick in an electrical outlet

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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I love all their stuff, but this is an awesome 2 album set of their early bangers

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Bessent has been pure meme fuel.

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CreaseAndAssist @creaseandassist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

@mnsota24.bsky.social and I interviewed @whenesota.com as we discussed his blog about legacy of the Midwest Sports Channel, FSN and the current state of Minnesota sports broadcasting. Lots of interesting discussion! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e... Please re-post

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Episode #98: Midwest Sports Channel Memories & Legacy with Dan Whenesota

Podcast Episode · Crease and Assist Podcast · August 16 · 1h 14m

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Here is the lyric sheet for “In a Free Land.” I’ve been meaning to transcribe the lyrics to “Land of the Free” (I don’t see them posted online)

IN A FREE LAND
Goverment authorize education
They’ll teach you what they want you so think
Saturation of stars and stripes
Ile only freedom worth fighting for is for what you think why bother spending time readirg up on i..ings
Everybody's an authority
In a free land

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026

Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding theonion.com/hummingbird-feels-like…

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 09/09/2025

i’m laughing so much at this toad loaf i might actually cry

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

As the surgeon carefully removed first the candle stick and then the wrench and finally the lead pipe from my rectum I vowed to myself that never again would I suggest playing Clue on family game night.

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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I love you as much as I love the front right burner on my stove.

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Wilc-O’s (2022-2022): A cinnamon-flavored, vegan, gluten-free, corn puff cereal. It was produced by Off-Limits Cereal and marketed by Foxtrot, a Chicago-based convenience store and grocery delivery chain, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Wilco's "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot" album

An orange and green cereal box with a cartoony illustration of Wilco frontman Jeff Tweedy holding a guitar in one hand and digging into a yellow bowl of cereal with the other

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The Doily Llama @hanksr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Still the oddest episode of the Love Boat ever.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles…

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Jake Rudh @jakerudh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I’m once again thrilled to be your captain for our first virtual Yacht Rock cruise on Twitch tonight at twitch.tv/djjakerudh from 8 PM–1 AM CT, where I’ll be playing nothing but the smoothest hits from the ‘70s and ‘80s, along with era-defining pop culture gems. Come aboard, we’re expecting you! 🌊

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

CatDog Cheese Nips (1998-circa 2002): A line of baked cheese crackers shaped like characters and items from the Nickelodeon series. For a simple promotional cracker, there's some weird wrinkles in its history...Check this 🧵

An orange and green box with the Nickelodeon, Cheese Nips, and CatDog logos, an image of CatDog, and little orange crackers shaped like CatDog

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