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stpaulfly

@stpaulfly.bsky.social
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Data center engineer. Fly fisherman. Gravel biker. Companion of a rescue named Ladybug.

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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 4h
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 3h
Making him a martyr to the coming generations of others who want to harm us. Nice work.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They know the audience.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The great Dennis Hastert has died. I hope the dirty snitches are happy. by Jim Jordan
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Almost as bad as listening to someone talk about their damn golf game
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like they overinflated Christopher Walken
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
🎶WHOA BLACK BETTY PLASTIC LAMB WHOA BLACK BETTY HOOVER DAM WHOA BLACK BETTY SEBASTIAN STAN WHOA BLACK BETTY CHOCOLATE FLAN 🎶WHOA BLACK BETTY JIM AND PAM WHOA HELEN REDDY DIAPHRAGM WHOA UNSTEADY AMSTERDAM WHOA DUANE EDDY GIANT CLAM
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
3 edibles deep through this staff meeting and i dont think i work here
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did anyone collect that ball after the roof collapsed?
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh c'mon Grandma, let the kids have some damn coffee.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 03/10/2026
2027: u.s. invents triarrhea
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
do whatever the spooky dressed up dildo says and nobody gets hurt
Valley Morning Star, Harlingen, Texas, October 28, 1949 ad depicting a hot dog in a ghost sheet making a spooky face, but it just looks like a vibrator in a dress.
The text says "serve grafs skinless wieners for your weeny witch hallowe'en party"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
she's a 10, but she don't use jelly
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Classic case of holding your nose while you cast your ballot.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even before the Faber news, I felt a big letdown from the Wild...And probably a goodbye to Hughes. Something off this year.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember when drunk Vikings Nation thought he was the long term QB of the future...
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@jmwproductions.bsky.social
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
scrippsnews.com
Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm good with it, and it's a good reminder of all the shows that I've missed. And The Wire is still my all time fave and they got that at the top.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
dudes rock
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone who's actually spent time in jail can tell you what a joke that show was. I think I lasted 2 episodes, which was 2 too long.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoever the camera dude was capturing these shots last night deserves an Emmy.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This one?
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That fucker saying my name and falling face first on the rocks at the Mississippi headwaters in Lake Itasca are the two vacation traumas I never recovered from.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A public backlash is growing against the predatory companies that try to erase our jobs and monetize everything not nailed down. They want leaders who are going to unapologetically fight back. Democrats should seize that humanist mantle. And it matters who we work with.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With some good young D, not so sure about Bogo's time here. Lorenz needs a little time, but he'll be a player
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Javelina Habba @7000moonpies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now there's a nice collection.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It must have been 84 or 85 they were headliners on the Powerslave tour with Twisted Sister opening. So much hair on the stage that night. Very good though!
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know this actor or this show, but this image is what were on every “stranger danger” poster in the 80’s.
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut....
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Mike Noble @mikenoble.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ultimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
WSJ EXCLUSIVE
Belgian Scientists create “Ultimate Man" AI sex bot that they believe will replace real men entirely by 2035
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hell of a debut album by the other Uncle Tupelo offshoot
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
POWERFUL STUFF: SUBSTATION (1988): Afternoon PIFs intended for children's television were a curious thing. There you are, watching The Real Ghostbusters or Knightmare, when the ad break hits and you're confronted with a double electrocution. It's enough to put you off your Findus Crispy Pancakes.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cartoonist: Slyngstad
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stpaulfly @stpaulfly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A lot of reasons they looked awful much of this game, but BFlo wasn't one of them.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh my god everything is coming up milhouse
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/11/2024
is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They should do a 30 for 30 documentary on this Ted Cruz College Game Day
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is everyone going to the memorial
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i woke up with cramps and depression but don't worry. help is here
How To Good-Bye Depression 

If you constrict anus 100 times everyday.
Malarkey? or Effective way?

Hiroyuki Nishigaki"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."
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