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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦

@ladychristyk.bsky.social
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Northeast Minneapolitan. 🍒🥄Bibliophile.📚 Shameless nerd. 👓 Plant Lady. 🌱👩🏻‍🌾 TTRPG & Board game enthusiast. 🎲♟️ Avid Baker. 🥧 Cat-Mom.🐱🐱 She/Her.🖤

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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 8h
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #43 Duration: 20 minutes Critters spotted: 2 bunnies Observations: Nice cool, calm evening. 😌 I did my walk and now I am going to make 2 huge chocolate chip cookies, because life is about balance. 🍪⚖️
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 9h
Yessssssssssss 🖤
A pair of handmade wooden guillotine earrings with blades made of mirrored plexi resting in a woman’s open palm
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 15h
This reminds me of the time we lived in a neighborhood with a walking school bus and I was waiting to cross at a crosswalk behind said walking school bus and a small child looked right at me, his face gravely serious and yelled “YOU GOTTA BE HOLDING HANDS OR YOU’LL GET HIT BY A CAR AND DIE!”
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 17h
Belated Spooky Season AWOOOOOOOOO 👻🎃
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Doron Clark @doronclark.bsky.social · 23h
To my neighbors, and the place we call home.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fascinating parts of my body that were caused to vibrate by assorted frequencies at the Sunn O))) show tonight, a list: - my fingertips - my eyelids - specifically my middle two toes - my tailbone
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s been a goddamn day but now I’m at The Loon Cafe for a Grape Ape and then Sunn O))) is going to vibrate my internal organs with a wall of sound at The Palace and I think that might fix me. 🖤
A delightfully purple Grape Ape cocktail sitting on a coaster on a table surrounded by assorted menus and waters
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Come play spooky board games with us on Thursday!! 🎃👻🦇💀🕸️
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am trying to get Nadja to come cuddle with me in bed, but she’s far too busy doing Cat Crimes™️.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went to renew my state-issued ID and they make you take your glasses off for your photo now, so here’s hoping both my eyeballs are pointing in the same direction. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #42 Duration: 21 minutes Critters spotted: A crusty little white dog who went off like a sinner in church when I had the audacity to walk past the window they were sitting in. 😤 Observations: Even more Halloween decorations went up after the nice weather today! 🎃👻
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100% the late night television commercials for the Time-Life ‘Mysteries of the Unknown’ book series. IYKYK 😱
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Come play in this incredibly fun one-shot my husband is running! @landofeem.bsky.social is a #ttrpg where you’re just a little guy (gender neutral) getting into all sorts of shenanigans. Think Lord of the Rings meets Mad Max, but if all the characters were muppets! 😆
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
About to set off on a thrifting mission to find one very specific-looking thing for my Halloween costume. Please send your good thriftin’ vibes my way! ✨🎃✨
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Café Marguerite has a new Fried Maple Cinnamon Roll Latte on their seasonal drink menu and it’s delightful. 🍁☕️
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Update: IT WAS @lillywachowski.bsky.social ‘s PERSONAL ARCHIVAL PRINT 😮😍
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
About to see a hella rare 35 mm archival print of The Matrix at The Heights! So excite! 😆
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In tonight’s @landofeem.bsky.social session we are currently fighting a bunch of armed sentient animatronics in what is essentially a goblin-run version of Ye Olde Mill in a goblin-run amusement park and it is only marginally more terrifying than the OG Ye Olde Mill. #ttrpg
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally getting around to heat-setting the block print bandana I made at the Beaver Day Parade and it’s so cute! 🦫 The tiny little beaver lodges, the little beaver with the flowers, come on now. 🥹
A chocolate brown bandana block printed with a sweet little beaver holding flowers in one corner and two tiny little beaver lodges in the opposite corners and a block print featuring beavers, turtles, birds, and more flowers and botanicals in the middle
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Targeted ads are once again trying to sell me a flannel pajama jumpsuit and I cannot fully express to you just how much I do not want to get 75% naked to pee in the middle of a cold Minnesota winter night.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We did it, gang. 🙌🏻
A woman’s hand holding a Peanut Butter Swirl Brownie in such a way that you can see the very fudgy cross section and the rest of the 8x8 pan rests on a piece of parchment in the background
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #41 Duration: 19 minutes Critters spotted: One pupper who borked at me while protecting their yard Observations: Lots of neighbors out there getting after the perfect bonfire weather tonight! 🔥
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made this tonight and it was delicious! (Though how could it not be when you plop a whole wheel of Garlic & Herb Boursin in the middle to get all melty & stir in at the end? 🤤) realfoodwholelife.com/recipes/butt...
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Sausage Orzo Butternut Squash Bake
Italian sausage and orzo bake with butternut squash and creamy Boursin. Everything cooks in one pan for an easy dump-and-bake casserole!
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Doron Clark @doronclark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lawns signs available! Keep sign management intern Ethan busy and get yourself a Vote For Doron lawn sign. If you have a sign from the January 2025 special election, we can bring you a sticker to update the sign. forms.gle/nGEmC1BehNtu...
A man holding a blue sign with white letters that reads:
Vote For
Doron
State Senate
DFL & Labor Endorsed
DoronForSenate.org

The bottom of the sign has a union hug and a disclaimer.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I’m going to make a pan of extra fudgy, peanut butter-swirled brownies for dessert tonight.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you love The Heights like I do and want to help support them to keep doing what they’re doing & get some sweet membership benefits along the way (discounted tix 🎟️, special screenings 📽️, free popcorn & soda refills! 🍿) their Jewel Membership just went live! 💎 www.heightstheater.com/membership/b...
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Become A Member | Heights Theater
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #40 Duration: 15 minutes Critters spotted: 2 bunnies 🐰 Observations: It’s positively brisk out there! 🍃
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have been looking for my favorite nail file for WEEKS and finally just found it when I reached into a little-used pocket in my work bag and stabbed the shit out of my hand. Keep life exciting, set booby traps for yourself. 🎉
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amen @rowanpinepodcast.bsky.social
An art piece featuring an illustration of a pig  surrounded by stars and the text ‘May Circe claim 7 more swine for her herd’ in butter yellow on a gray background
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #39 Duration: 20 minutes Critters spotted: None, too damp out for critters 🌧️ Observations: Nearly peed my pants when a huge black walnut fell from a tree and hit the sidewalk just behind me and scared the bejesus out of me 😱
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Heights is showing a super special, rarely screened 35 mm archival print of The Matrix this Saturday night as part of their centennial celebration and if that is your thing, there’s still tix available for both showings! We’ll be at the 9:30. www.heightstheater.com/films-and-ev...
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The Matrix | Heights Theater
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just completed the stupidest CE course of my life. The answer to one question wasn’t even in the material presented. I know this because I used the search function to search for the answer terms once I was done and NONE of them were even in there. I thought I was losing my damn mind. 😠
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #38 Duration: 20 minutes Critters spotted: - Clover the neighbor husky - 2 bunnies Observations: Dense fog settling in, nearly full moon, neighbors have started putting up their Halloween decorations, peak spooky season vibes out there tonight. 🌖👻🎃🕸️
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Even after all these years, Savage Aural Hotbed went so hard they literally blew a fuse at The Cedar. We love to see it. 🤘🏻
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Savage Aural Hotbed gave us a ‘FUCK ICE’ followed by this song ‘inspired by living through Minnesota this last winter’ full of angle grinders on a steel drum, I felt that in my soul. 🖕🧊
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About to see Savage Aural Hotbed live at The Cedar for the first time since they were at the Walker in the early aughts and I’m so pleased to report that despite them all being grandpa age, they’re rocking the same stage fits made of black hefty bags and electrical tape. 🖤
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hooray hooray for the Beaver Day Parade! 🎉🦫 What a wonderful celebration of beavers and all they do for our ecosystems! Here we all are collaboratively building a beaver lodge along the river with sticks and branches from our own ecosystems (our yards).
A group of beaver experts, enthusiasts, and supporters clad in beaver, lily pad, turtle, black-eyed Susan and other woodland creature costumes all adding sticks to a collaborative willow beaver lodge on the shore of the Mississippi River in Graco Park in Northeast Minneapolis.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Prepped this Spinach & Cheese Strata last night and got it into the fridge to rest before heading out to dinner with a friend. @thatwordyguy.bsky.social popped it into the oven to bake this morning before I got up. Teamwork makes the dream work ✨
A Spinach & Cheese Strata topped with delicious crispy bread cubes and gooey melty gruyère and Parmesan cheeses, resting on a butcher block countertop on silicone hot pads after being removed from the oven
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Went to Mestiizo w/ @polychromic.bsky.social tonight & I’m STILL thinking about the Birria Egg Rolls we had. The tender birria, the crunchy carrots & scallions, all wrapped up in a perfectly crispy egg roll wrapper, sat atop an avocado mousse and served with a ponzu consommé. Just a perfect bite! 🤤
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And for those of you that have no idea wtf I’m on about, TOMORROW 09/27, 2:30-5:30 pm. Come celebrate these amazing little ecosystem engineers! 🎉🦫🎉
A green flyer with a very cute beaver illustration at the bottom that says BEAVER DAY PARADE September 26th 30-5:30PM
~~ Graco Park Ne MPLS
(810 SIBLEY ST. NE)
Beaver enthusiasts, experts, and neighbors Let's unite in celebrating beavers and learning more about all they do as ecosystem engineers and climate mitigators in the Twin Cities and beyond!
Learn, Make, Play: 2:30pm-4:00pm
Learn about beaver research and behavior from scientists and ambassadors, get ready for the parade with face paint or accessories, print beaver bandanas, and more!
Parade Kick-off: 4:00pm
Bring a prepared beaver (or beaver friend) costume or make a last minute accessory at the event! We will spread the joy of 
beavers by walking along the river from Graco Park to Boom Island and back, wearing or carrying our hand-made creations. Bring your noise-makers!
MORE INFO HERE
RAIN or Shine 
#mspbeaverday
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Y’all, my stick for the Beaver Day Parade ritual beaver lodge is going to be so good, you don’t even know. 🦫🪾
A screen shot from an email about the Beaver Day Parade on 09/27 encouraging participants to ‘Bring a small stick or branch from your ecosystem to contribute to our willow beaver lodge! (for an end-of-parade ritual by the river!)’
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nadja was being very sassy the entire time I was putting on my cozy slippers and I’m choosing to believe it’s because she doesn’t have a pair of cozy slippers of her own.
A sassy little floofy gray and white cat with blue eyes sitting on the floor and looking up at a woman who is wearing cozy brown shearling lined slippers
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Paper Plane
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #37 Duration: 19 minutes Critters spotted: None Observations: While I did not spot any critters on my walk, I did receive a text from @thatwordyguy.bsky.social with a video showing Nadja sitting on the soundbar, so I probably get to reconnect that now. 🙄
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As Satsuki the Orphan (and her tiny orange cat), my strategy of taking advantage of all the free meals at inns and focusing on painting panoramas was not a winning one, but I still had a lovely journey in Tokaido. 🌸 #boardgames
The player card for Satsuki the Orphan featuring art of a small Japanese girl with her tiny orange cat and also partially finished panorama cards of the Fields, Mountains, and Sea panoramas
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Doron Clark @doronclark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vote yes! Passing the MN constitutional amendment on this year’s ballot will increase funding to all public schools including about $1,000,000 per year to Minneapolis Public Schools. Don’t skip it - leaving this question blank is the same as voting no. (PS - Edison scored!)
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yard skels 4 DFL @dclxvives.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve got the Ilhan Omar and Keith Ellison campaigns on board and working on getting more. DM me if you (or someone you can persuade) have one or more giant yard skeletons and are down for it 💀🤘🏻
The Bernie sanders “once again I am asking you…” meme but asking to put a DFL lawn signs in the outstretched hands of your giant yard skeleton.
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tonight is the night! Come hang! 🥳
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #36 Duration: 19 minutes Critters spotted: 1 bunny Observations: There is a definite chill in the nighttime air. I was glad I wore a trusty flannel on tonight’s walk, especially when the breeze picked up. 🍃
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🪦👻Lady Cryptsty👻🪦 @ladychristyk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evening Constitutional Log: Day #35 Duration: 19 minutes Critters spotted: - 5 bunnies (A new record! 🐰😮) - Clover, the neighbor husky 🐕 Observations: First night back out after dealing with some upper respiratory ick I picked up on the flight back from Québec. Feels good to be back at it. 💪🏻
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