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Delco dad who is way more clever than you’re willing to admit. www.patwoods.dev www.givingflowers.online

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 3h
Mamdani holds Sliwa's hand so he doesn't faint getting a flu shot. No wonder the right wing media has stopped talking about our Scary Radical Mayor.
A doctor gives former Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa a flu shot on camera while the mayor, who already got his, holds his hand. Everyone is laughing.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 2h
call miss cleo, a black lady with a head scarf, famed television psychic from the 90s. speech bubble pointing at quoted skeet like she's saying it
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 3h
The best album called Let It Be.
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 3h
I was just looking in on what my daughter was watching on YouTube kids and saw two sisters gifting each other something. From the angle I was watching I seriously did not think it was a lava lamp, but something very much different. Phew, that was a near heart attack.
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Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 5h
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Tim @timzhu.io · 3h
there's only one use case yet and no one has been able to solve it. it's "something that is as intuitive and easy to use as a spreadsheet but with the robustness of an actual database." the smartest minds of our generation have tried to solve this, even made billions, but it all still sucks ass.
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 3h
Just watched "Go Deep: The DeSean Jackson Story". DeSean's brother is a film maker and was recording basically everything in DeSean's life from a young age, up through his career. What hit me most was the storyline w his dad.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 7h
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 4h
Bears fans thinking “of all the crazy Ben Johnson’s, I’m glad we got the right kind of crazy Ben Johnson”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 6h
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 7h
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 7h
It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 7h
Seriously. Fuck anyone who claims Deshaun Watson went through adversity. He got to keep his hundreds of millions. He still gets his career. So many women who spoke out against their SA perpetrators had their careers ended by people who punished the victims, not the abusers.
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The Lost Careers of Difficult Women
When women have their movie careers ruined by vindictive, controlling men, what happens next?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h
Talking about sexual assault like it was a sprained ankle
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 8h
Holy shit
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10h
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
People You May Know
Dagoth Ur
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.
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Kÿle @kbeatt.com · 9h
More space for data centers as the farms go out of business
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 9h
“writes Marcus Hates” Thank you, @inquirer.com for this very ally typo. I don’t know why you employ a guy like that, anyway. And BTW, this is in no way a defense for Trea Turner. He sucks, too.
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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 11h
This also applies to your favorite independent touring musicians, if you’re wondering why show cancellations are accelerating
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 13h
Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
Toad naps near his garden, his Stradivarius at his side.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · 20h
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your mom's favorite বাঙালি @karmitthesnitch.bsky.social · 21h
Something he can get away with that Jimmy Rollins couldn't
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 21h
Wait, did someone block the Phillies?
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 21h
Hey, look on the bright side: each homer has scored one less run for the Braves.
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Angie @rhosetintedcheeks.bsky.social · 21h
We've hit Alec Bohm cleanup in 3 straight playoffs. Real teams don't do that.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 21h
Aaron Rodgers: "WHAT THE F*CK?! CALL IT!" Mike McCarthy: "F*cking a**hole."
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 01,1968
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE PLAYING HIDE N SEEK, SLUGGO IS HIDING WHILE NANCY IS COUNTING,WHILE COVERING HER EYES 

NANCY: 14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-
SLUGGO: THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE 

SLUGGO HAS GOTTEN INSIDE A TRASHCAN
 
P2-NANCY LOOKS SHOCKED AS SHE WATCHES AN EMPLOYEE FROM THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT JUST PITCH SLUGGO INTO THE BACK OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 21h
They scored a run
Phanatic’s soul leaving his body
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 22h
🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🔕🔕🔕🔕
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Anne Hathaway in Les Misérables
Alt: I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I’m living so different now from it seemeddddddd. Now life [phillies] has killed that dream I dreamed
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 22h
Meanwhile, the Phillies hitters still have only one hit, two base runners.
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 22h
At least Wheeler lasted longer before giving up a homer
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 22h
Again
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 22h
Hey Trea: youtu.be/4ccUDrB_8jQ?...
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Major League: "OLEY Bullshit"
YouTube video by mondovich
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 23h
Braves fans seem to get very loud that any Brave hitters who send a ball anywhere in the air, but don’t seem to give a damn if the other team’s players do the same.
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BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 23h
We should give the Phanatic a drone for normal reasons
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23h
Pal sent me the video, so....
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 23h
Aaron Nola's first inning....
Dumb N Dumber diarrhea scene, but with Aaron Nola's head
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 23h
Nola stands for No LA
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 23h
Slowest guy in the league
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Me trying to breath before this game starts
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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ready for more Phillies baseball
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me right now
George Costanza “I gotta focus” meme, but for Red October and a Phillies Field of Dreams cap
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Pat Woods @patwoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey Alex, who won that Super Bowl the clue reader was referencing in that $1,000 clue?
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