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Stephanie Wyeld

@stephaniewyeld.bsky.social
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Laugher, writer, mom. MEng, BSc plus I took a grammar course and learned how to dangle a participle. I wrote that thing that one time

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darkwinterlitmag @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well done! Such a fabulous book! @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social
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Giller Prize @gillerprize.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Book of Maggie by @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social, published by @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social, was inspired by Mary Magdalene's erasure from the earliest Biblical records. youtu.be/KdXXzqJYqQU #GillerPrize #CravingCanLit #Canlit #canadianliterature #fiction #canadianfiction
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My childhood Sunday school teacher turned up at my dad's funeral today and cornered my daughter over lunch to tell her she's going to hell and I feel like this explains A LOT about why I wrote The Book of Maggie. Anyhoo buy my book I'm not okay a-fwd.com/asin=B0GQNLT...
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The Book of Maggie
Amazon.com: The Book of Maggie eBook : Wyeld, Stephanie: Kindle Store
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Maggie is on this Giller list 🤯🤯😭😭 gillerprize.ca/2026-craving...
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I've received my launch copies!! You can buy The Book of Maggie at my launch (or I guess directly from me if you turn up at my house). Sign up here: www.eventbrite.com/e/book-launc... I can't believe it but 90 people are already registered so get your spot before we become a fire hazard.
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BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
it’s called breaking news because it’s trying to break your will to live
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom you: you DO have kids me: WHAT
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm less annoying if you just buy it a-fwd.com/asin=B0GQNLT...
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The Book of Maggie
Amazon.com: The Book of Maggie eBook : Wyeld, Stephanie: Kindle Store
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Phantom of the Opurra
Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Thank you DarkWinter Press for choosing to bring my book baby into the world!!
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The world is falling apart, but you could pre-order The Book of Maggie (DarkWinter Press) and support this lil Canadian and her Canadian publisher. a-fwd.com/asin=B0GQNLT...
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The Book of Maggie
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darkwinterlitmag @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
DarkWinter Press is excited to announce that the Kindle version of The Book of Maggie, the compelling debut novel by @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social Stephanie Wyeld is now on pre-sale, with the paperback coming on March 5th! Pre-order the Kindle version by clicking this link!: a-fwd.com/asin=B0GQNLT...
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The Book of Maggie
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Apparently, APPARENTLY I look my best in a sloth suit.
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"You're just trying to sell your book" yes I spent 7 years writing it I'd like someone to touch it and tell me it's pretty
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The serenity prayer is way too long. God grant me the breakfast
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Cover reveal!! Stay tuned for book launch details for March in a completely (in)appropriate venue. I can't wait for you to meet my girl, Maggie.
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Instinctively opened Twitter for 6 months searching for the funny people and then realised you're all here. *Sighs with relief*
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Flat Earthers are the only people who become less of a problem when you push them too far.
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Yes hello? I'd like to return this shit show I didn't order it
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Lucian Childs @lucianchilds.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Drunk Fiction at The Caledonian with my writing group last night! @edseaward.bsky.social, @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social @kenharvey.bsky.social. Plus Peter Small. Thanks to Emily Weedon for putting the event together and being the consummate host. Drunk Fiction has become my favorite writer hang!
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darkwinterlitmag @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
We can’t wait to get this brilliant book out into the world!
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Hiiiiiii I just wanted to share that I just signed with @darkwinterlitmag.bsky.social for my novel, The Book of Maggie, to come out in spring 2026. Please love me
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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 04/05/2025
canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but it’s sorry for being like that
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Trump Wants To Be The Pope and Other Things Men Have Had The Audacity To Claim They Can Do (And Often Do) ~a short lesson in history
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Welp it's good being a libtard
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David Fisman. @dfisman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
For what it’s worth, here’s the editorial I sent the Globe and Mail April 5. The Globe took a pass. Balancing Individual Rights and Community Health Requires Knowledge of History
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This Easter, my husband and I went to Nightmares, the haunted house in Niagara. I boight the $8 picture, which is unlike me,but it was adorable. He looks like Indiana Jones and I look like I'm on meth.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
this dog has "dangerous reoffender" written all over his face
Headline: dog nearly dies after eating Easter egg, says PDSA. Photo is of a woman holding a gold-wrapped chocolate egg and a small terrier-type dog who looks longingly at the egg
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
there’s an elderly man with dementia playing “what does this button do?” in the cockpit of the plane we’re all on
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I have nothing to offer but this dog butt. It's the best I can do.
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Ok I was not mentally prepared for thunder snow on April 2
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
My kid just jump-scared me and I didn't scream NOT TODAY SATAN please clap
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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’m going to have a real hard telling if it’s an April Fool’s joke this year.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Measles
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Just because I don’t want to join in on your war plans doesn’t mean I don’t still want to be invited to your war plans
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Stephanie Wyeld @stephaniewyeld.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Quit the thing you love or give us your DNA is a totally normal, sane thing to ask only women. Nothing to see here.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 25/03/2025
welcome to my Only(war)Plans
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Instead of a garden, this year I’m going to cultivate my grudges
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/03/2024
I put the "ugh" in "thoughts"
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
hey just saw this are you guys still bombing yemen
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Leta McCollough Seletzky @letaseletzky.com · 24/03/2025
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
OMG, people! May he who has never accidentally texted secret war plans to a journalist cast the first stone!
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Vance (excitedly reading Tinder profile): "Loves: upholstery, eyeliner on dudes, bailing out Europe—" DAMN IT! [swipes left]
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I know it’s not “classified war plans” bad but RFK jr just faxed me what appears to be a photocopy of a butt
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