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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember when we used to go out at 9 or 10 to party on a Saturday night and be out all night? I just had a glass of wine with dinner. Goodnight. 🥱

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wisdom and grace won't save you. Here is a sledgehammer.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This has been almost a perfect day (except for the college football bets)

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I pass you on the right you should go straight to jail

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m not drunk she said drunkly

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I feel like if i opened my DMs, you guys would share your opinions with me, but I don’t care about your opinions.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just got back from the bar. It was to drop off my daughter’s ID but still counts as socializing.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Starting a 2.5 hour movie at 9pm is as optimistic as I get.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My life crisis is mid.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

[during sex] Me: what's wrong honey, you seem distracted Her: [solving rubik's cube]

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Put my phone down all day and you’d a thought I took Ritalin, with all I accomplished

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Haven’t put on shoes all day so yeah pretty good Sunday.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It was a nice day inside today

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Sex with a group of people is just a smorgasborgy

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Part of our morning routine is telling each other how many times during the night that we had to nudge them to stop them from snoring. But it's not a contest.

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Lisa Catara (official)💎 @lisa-catara.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

#Repost pearlmania500 On the day she died, Dolly Parton sent us a reminder that she wasn’t a billionaire. 📚📚📚 (And she CHOSE not to be)

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my husband looks about 5 months along and the suspense is killing me

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Gonna try and repair the clothes dryer early tomorrow so I can go get a new dryer by the close of business.

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👻 L.T. Vargus, undead and still disgraced author 👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

*seductively peeling off my crest whitestrips* hey sailor

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m Irish. We never cry. Or we cry all the time. One of those.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You always hear about murder victims being found in shallow graves, never in deep, well-built graves. There’s no professionalism anymore.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Okay, I continue to excel at being unappealing.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Got 4 work emails today like go get an ice cream or something and call me tomorrow.

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Everything is lava

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Following 189k people? I’m not sure you are going to fully appreciate me tbh.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I did touristy things today with family and smiled at strangers. I will now sit alone and drink coffee...finally.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The kid that said she was working on her budgeting just bought a tiny fridge for her make up.

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Salty in the South @saltyinthesouth.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My family crest is just a blanket so we can nap

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Wonder Kitten @wonderkitten.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Just tried to hit my weed pen backwards. I think I’m good

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Had to wrangle a black snake out of my garage. It was near the beer fridge so he had no chance.

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Billionaires be like “I bought you a house for your birthday” and it’s the House of Representatives 😭😭😭

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I don’t get invited to birthday parties anymore. I can’t stop yelling PICK A KEY every time they start singing

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Just pulled a Kevin from the office but with a cheesecake instead of chili. I still ate some.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m sorry for speeding officer. It was that crazy jazz music made me do it

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Bluesky is adult day care...act accordingly.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Can’t tell if I am catching a cold or this is just how you feel after 50.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Men die inside five to six years younger than women.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

She was rare like a film about above board narcotics cops.

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Who wants to day drink and pretend things are ok?

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just bought a mega millions ticket otherwise known as my retirement/healthcare plan.

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Every time you speak, the elephant in the room does jerk-off motions behind your back.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Me: It’s sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I’m sick in bed. Cat: I think I’ll eat the eyes first.

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

In my remedial math class we were told to divide ourselves into two groups and it was a clusterfuck

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

20’s: flirts with the bouncer to get in the club 50’s: flirts with the bouncer to kick you out and send you home

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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Successfully dodged yet another get together. I’m beginning to think I might just be antisocial.

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