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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 15/11/2025

Okay this is a wild ride from start to finish and all the various branching threads are their own specific type of delight

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

It's that time again. Get stovepipe, people. www.youtube.com/watch?v=21Qq...

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The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing- BRUNEL

YouTube video by marc burrows

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

sickos dot jpeg

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Dr. Wendy Bohon @drwendyrocks.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

This is phenomenal geology humor (full video at www.instagram.com/reel/DHHL3fI...)

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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

We can upload 3 minute videos now. YOU KNOW THE RULE

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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

So I hate tweet posts but my god this one deserves to live forever.

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.
Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Health testing of cattle for tuberculosis and brucellosis has saved so many lives and the thought that some brain worm infested scion of a washed up political dynasty will get to end that is absolutely fucking galling.

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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

With alt text, because this is far too good to leave inaccessible

a nondescript bottle of wine, with brackets denoting three levels of the wine inside

top bracket is the neck, labeled “Thanks for having us at your lovely home.”

next bracket goes halfway down the label: “Look I just think we need to add more housing in the places where people want to live, like near jobs, schools, and transit”

last track for the bottom couple inches: “Single family zoning was explicitly invented as a facially race-neutral policy to preserve residential segregation and
"local control" is the "states' rights" of our time.”

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

The spice must, like, flow, man.

Mashup of movie posters for Dune and The Big Lebowski. At the top is a list of Big Lebowski actors in small print. Below is a painted image (originally by Paul Mann) of Big Lebowski characters. Towards the bottom is the catchphrase "Sometimes There's a Man", and below that is the word DUDE in the same font as in the poster for Dune. At the bottom is a small figure of The Dude standing in a desert, with "In Theaters | HBO Max OCTOBER 22" overlaid on the sand.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Not a scrap of rubbish on the ground. No violence. No arrests. No swastikas. No nooses. Fifty thousand people all uniting to voice their objection to the absurd, peacefully observing the kaupapa. That's a power you can't dismiss or switch off.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Pisces: An unexpected visitor arrives this week, now may be a good time to reinforce any doors and windows.

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Eddie Clark @dreddieclark.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

The terms of the discussion Seymour's Bill imposes on us are in bad faith and inconsistent with the clearly documented history and actual constitutional settlement of the country. They cannot lead to good faith discussion and are not meaningfully about equal rights, despite what Seymour claims.

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

"You think you're happy chilling out in the little garden you've built for yourself, but have you considered allowing me to enrich myself by poisoning everyone and everything around you in the name of a more balanced dialogue?" Nah, I'm good. You go to Hell alone & tell the devil I'll see him never.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/08/2024

Pisces: Love can take many forms, but that pulsating, shimmering darkness in the corner of your bedroom is not one of them.

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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 16/07/2024

Bluesky continuing to cause me to ask questions I hadn't previously thought to ask myself, like "Should I get my cats a theramin?"

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The Beehive Letters @thebeehiveletters.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

Transport Minister Simeon Brown to Christopher Luxon RE: Aratere Grounding #nzpol #satire #kikorangi

Dear Christopher,

This letter is to inform you of the current stranding of the Aratere Ferry. My understanding is that the problem came from a new rudder system. Apparently they had two smaller rudders controlling the main one, and that sent the boat all kinds of wrong directions. It’s all okay though, I’ve sent them some suggestions for fixing it.

1. Cut 30% of the staffing on the ferry and focus the rest on the frontline.
2. Cancel any plans Labour had to deal with the ferries.
3. Ban cellphones on the vessel.
4. Repeal three of the surrounding waters and replace them with ???
5. Prevent any future confusion by changing the boat’s name from ‘Aratere’ to the more recognisable ‘Quick Path’.
6. Send the ferry to a military-style boat camp.

That should fix it.

Yours Sincerely,
Simeon Brown

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/06/2024

in the middle of all this my father is in danger of srs bodily harm from my mother because he got a shot to help with bird flu and is insisting on calling it the Corvid Vaccine

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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

Okay last one I promise

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/06/2024

It's the weekend, baby

Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 31/05/2024

There is no honor in making others struggle solely because you did. Persevering through difficulty is worth celebrating, but is often worth even more if you can lessen the burden for those who come after you, especially those less fortunate, less privileged. That way lies glory.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

bad back safe ways to sit down

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

Pisces: Your life is going in a direction that you never could have imagined but we promise that you are going to love your new job as a traveling toilet salesperson.

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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

The Scottish wildcat is absolutely, 100% fed up with your bullshit.

A Scottish wildcat peers out from behind a tree. It looks like a large brown tabby house cat and has a permanently annoyed expression.

Scottish wildcat behind a clump of purple heather, looking furious.

A Scottish wildcat glaring at you from among some grass.

A full-body photo of a Scottish wildcat, showing its stocky build, bushy tail, and exceedingly disgruntled expression. It looks like it was having a nice quiet stroll when you surprised it and insisted on striking up a conversation. Its muscles are tensed and poised to escape this unwanted social interaction.

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All Cats are Beautiful @starwindmoon.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

This might be the best thing Alan Moore ever did

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James Davis Nicoll @jdnicoll.bsky.social · 18/03/2024

In north west England, they have a hot beverage made by dunking a marsupial in hot water. The marsupial is put directly into the water: the koala tea of Mersey is not strained.

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace. It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.

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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/03/2024

I just got straight murdered by this. Like it didn’t just attack me, I am now dead

A tweet:

Axe Murder
@mccarthyjames
all of my plans for the future involve me waking up tomorrow with a sudden sense of discipline and adherence to routine that i have never displayed even once in my life

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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 11/09/2023

I love Whiskey Jacks because they’re like “what if we took a crow, but made it look like a cute little plush animal and gave it 1000x the drive to commit crimes

Whiskey Jack looking like an adorable little pokemon creature

Whiskey Jack stealing bacon out of a pan

Whiskey Jack trying to steal a pork chop while the owner is in the process of eating it

Whiskey Jack stealing food out of a man’s hand while he stands in front of a sign reading “BEWARE OF WHISKEY JACK” featuring an illustration of a whiskey jack staring at a hamburger

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R F Kennedy (not Jr.) @kataplexis.bsky.social · 02/03/2024

When you’ve been asked to do the prize-giving at the Market Snodsberry Grammar School.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/02/2024

yall wanna see some PG Wodehouse memes

Stolen cow creamer and Gussie fink nottle joke

Bassington bassingtons branches versus my knowledge of math

Bertie trying to wear a straw hat and Jeeves saying hold up but it’s the fallout guyv

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The Beehive Letters @thebeehiveletters.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

Simeon Brown to Christopher Luxon RE: Three Waters Replacement Name #nzpol #satire #kikorangi

Satirical Letter from MP Simeon Brown

Dear Christopher Luxon,

How are you. I am fine. I am looking forward to you and me announcing the replacement to Three Waters. Obviously we’ve gotten rid of everything Labour did, right down to completely replacing the water itself. Anyway. Here are my ideas for what to call it the new reforms.

• Tres Hydro
• H2 Oh No
• Drains, Mains, and Underwater Mobiles
• Spa-keha
• High Rates of the Caribbean
• Christopher and the Infectious E.coli’d Stream Vote
• Local Water? Dig Wells!

The last one is my fav but you choose!

Yours Truly,
Simeon Brown

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 05/12/2023

Ex-CUSE me but some of us celebrate the Coming(s) of Our Lady of Marguerite www.amazon.com/Paladins-Fai...

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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 05/12/2023

Happy Feast of Paladin Shane to all who celebrate.

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Ms Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

"Factory worker who wore a helmet all day" twitter.com/dailyportalz...

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Jason Broccardo @zoocoup.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

“Grazer could not be immediately reached for comment, as she is a wild animal living in a remote national park in Alaska”

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2023’s Fat Bear Week queen is 128 ‘Grazer’

With her blonde ears and bodacious bod, 128 “Grazer” defeated 32 “Chunk” in the Fat Bear Week finale.

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/09/2023

We, as a society, have given the morning people far too much power

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Blessing your timeline with New Zealand's greatest road sign

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 22/09/2023

Today in "linguists are not kidding when they say that language enables you to understand sentences that have never been said before in the entirety of human history"

GusTheFox: It's just one fucking thing after another for eels isn't it?
Headline: Cocaine in the River Thames is 'another
problem eels don't need', says expert

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