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Mike Wiser

@drmikewiser.bsky.social
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Evolutionary biologist, teaching-track associate professor (knowledge transmitter), board game and cat enthusiast, archer, teller of Dad jokes. Sarcasm doesn't have to be mean. Also a "damn greenblooded hobgoblin". Ursula said I'm cool. I read a lot. 🏳️‍🌈🧫 👨

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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 4h
I miss having a power button on my computer. Physical keys to allow you to turn the thing off and on again when the software seizes up are an obvious good.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 5h
This is a well written and frankly moderately depressing article about a particular instance of the reality of women's college sports in the US. slate.com/culture/2026...
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She Was a College Beach Volleyball Star. Then She Was Abruptly Kicked Off the Team. The Real Threat to Women’s Sports May Be to Blame.
Republicans have made women’s sports a signature issue. What’s really happening shows how cynical that is.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
As we head into academic job posting season, a standard disclaimer: If I don't repost one from your department, most likely it's because you're in a state that is dangerous for many people to move to. It's not that you or your colleagues are bad, but many of the most vicious laws are state ones.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 11h
Thing I have learned to be very explicit about with my students when it comes to exams: If a particular word or phrase is part of the vocabulary of the unit, I won't define it for you during the exam. But if it's not, then absolutely I can.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 17h
Me: You know, I really should get a good cooking thermometer. Also me: Very rarely roasts meat.
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Gaspar Jekely @jekely.biologists.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
In the Vatican, at the "Evolution and Development" meeting organised by the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, an academy founded in 1603 and joined by Galileo in 1610. www.pas.va/en/events/2026/evodevo.h… Meeting organised by Eddy De Robertis and […] [Original post on biologists.social]
Rome, picture of St Peter''s basilica at night
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is yet another reason why a bunch of us were screaming that this administration would not just be a normal Republican government.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Question for the hive mind: If I wanted to buy a bunch of individually wrapped butter packets -- the kind you can get at a diner, bakery cafe, etc -- where would I do that? I checked out both the local Gordon Food Services and Amazon, and couldn't really find what I was looking for.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, a class action lawsuit isn't the *worst* legacy.
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Society for the Study of Evolution @sse-evolution.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nominations are due Wednesday for the SSE Lifetime Achievement Award! The initial nomination form is brief; full nomination packages will be requested for select nominees. Learn more: www.evolutionsociety.org/society-awar...
Background image: A gold trophy on a table scattered with gold star confetti. Text: Society for the Study of Evolution, Lifetime Achievement Award, Nominations due September 30.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"But now Billy was dead, and the state of Connecticut said he owed $232,733 for room and board during his earlier prison stay. Selling the house where DeSenti now lived alone would help satisfy that debt." ctmirror.org/2026/09/27/t...
ctmirror.org
They served their time in prison. Then the bills arrived.
Hundreds of CT residents have had money seized through a law that allows the state to charge a fee for every day a person spends in prison.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: <purchases a product> My ads: <switch entirely to the company that made that product>
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Red pandas are the best pandas, and I am prepared to die on this fairly inconsequential hill.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honestly, I wonder if this sort of thing is just another cultural expression of xkcd.com/2501/ . I don't really listen to the radio or read music criticism. Since Covid started, I've not been working out in a gym, and I've barely set foot in a restaurant. How *would* I be exposed to new songs?
xkcd.com
Average Familiarity
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New art day! The metal smiths came by, delivered my art, and installed it for me.
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Gina Baucom @gbaucom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Early career faculty in Evolution? I would love to chat with you!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him)(it/its) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EVENING MEDS TIME CHECK! I'VE TAKEN MINE! What about you? Are you hurting? Thirsty? Tired? Check to see if you need meds, a snack, caffeine? Please for a Crow? Thank!
Earnest looking little crow guy looking at you from the shoulder of a road.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As of today, the CDC has changed (reverted) their Covid guidance to make the vaccine recommended for all people over 18. In addition to being a smart public health move, this recommendation also means insurance must cover it. Read more here: www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... Listen to a breakdown here:
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
David Quammen's essay in The New York Times today closes with this paragraph. It's both a scientific falsehood, and an incredibly dangerous narrative. If you're willing to give me five minutes of your time, I'd like to explain why.
The Ebola virus doesn’t need to spill back. It abides in its reservoir host, and awaits its next opportunity. A virus can’t climb out of a bat or a monkey and fly off in search of human prey. It can only spill over. If humans left the reservoir host alone — not hunting it, not capturing it, not eating it, not exporting it live, not disturbing its forest habitat — the virus wouldn’t re-emerge in humans. It would remain where it is, harming no one. But of course that’s not what happens. And when viruses spill, they often spill into us, because the human population is such a big, busy target.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know, people talk about Tim Cirry being a Muppet. But if you stop and think about it, Dolly Partson had substantial Muppet energy too.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aposematism is the term for organisms that advertise how they toxic they are with very bright colors. Predators learn that those newts with bright red bellies, or insects that are yellow and black striped are Not Pleasant, and avoid them. This raises troubling questions about gummi worms and Peeps.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thankfully, the cat vacated my lap of his own free will (he went to go drink some water), so I will be able to make it to work on time without doing sacrilege.
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Lars Brudvig @lars-brudvig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Join us through the Presidential Postdoctoral Fellowship in EEB! Conduct your own research, mentored by 2+ EEB faculty. $65k salary + research/moving $. All areas of EEB welcome. Apply by 11/1 I co-chair this search and am happy to field questions Spread the word! eeb.msu.edu/initiatives/...
eeb.msu.edu
Postdoctoral Fellowship - Ecology, Evolution, and Behavior
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aposematism is the term for organisms that advertise how they toxic they are with very bright colors. Predators learn that those newts with bright red bellies, or insects that are yellow and black striped are Not Pleasant, and avoid them. This raises troubling questions about gummi worms and Peeps.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, that and "AI is an absolute disaster in the field of education, just a giant screaming comet descending from the heavens making all educational contexts less efficient and more time and labor intensive for a given amount of learning."
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Damien C-C @dccc-phd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"You should be writing."
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Afternoon cat check:
A tabby and white cat (front right) and a black cat (back left) nestled together on a purple blanket, both looking towards the camera.
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Maitreya Dunham @maitreya.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Exciting news: @uwgenome.bsky.social will be hiring for two tenure-track faculty positions this year, one open rank and one assistant professor. Both are “Genome Sciences” interpreted broadly so we welcome applicants working in a variety of fields and methods. Ad will be out shortly.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: To summarize, I should stop taking [redacted], start taking [redacted], and contact [redacted] about blood and imaging tests? I'm sorry, I just want to make sure I understood the next steps. Dr: Don't apologize! We train new doctors to do these summaries; it's great hearing it from a patient
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Kate Heartfield @kateheartfield.com · 24/09/2026
At the pre-meeting for a panel I let drop in very uncool fashion that I've never been as keen to do a panel as I am for this one, and the moderator asked why. First, it's at the Stratford Festival! Second, it's an actor, a scholar and a novelist (me)! Third, it's about fairies! Anyway it's today!
stratfordfestival.ca
Do You Believe in Fairies? | Stratford Festival Official Website
Stratford Festival
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honestly, the small but steady stream of "some company committed a crime against you, again, here's your $7.42" is one of the most weird and unexpected aspects of living in America for me.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The more we buy into the logic that academia needs to be more like "the real world"--the more we buy into the idea that all we're doing is training students to go out and be good workers--the less we are fulfilling any sort of distinct mission, and the less exciting our work is our students.
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Steve Russell @steverus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We’re recruiting to an assistant/associate professorship in Pathogen Genetics- come and join us. www.cam.ac.uk/jobs/assista...
cam.ac.uk
Assistant/Associate Professor in Pathogen Genetics
Applications are invited for an Assistant or Associate Professorship in Pathogen Genetics to be held in the Department of Genetics. We are searching for a talented individual with a track record of fu...
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Ben de Bivort @debivort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hello friends, the Harvard Life Science departments have banded together to hire a new colleague working at the intersection of Life Sciences and AI. Could be primarily an experimentalist, or could be primarily a compute/theorist. academicpositions.harvard.edu/postings/16773
academicpositions.harvard.edu
Tenure-Track Professor in Life Science and AI
The Life Sciences Departments in Harvard Faculty of Arts and Sciences seek to recruit a tenure-track professor whose research is at the interface of AI and life sciences, from methodological developme...
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The answer is death. It was not until much later when medicine healed more than it killed. You know why physicians began to be called doctors? Because they wanted to distance themselves from the barber-surgeon origins and claim some of the veneer of respectability and science of professors.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember: do NOT rob a bank today. Today they can see you.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"When in doubt, cover your mistakes in cheese" is S tier cooking advice.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The wizard puts a decoy book on the floor next to him for the little cat to mirror instead of climbing on top of his grimoire.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whales and Wales are pronounced the same (by most people). This means that the phrase "In [Wales/whales], in particular, we have a lot of sheep farming" potentially seem rather different depending on how your brain interprets the homophone.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I, personally, have never set my home on fire. Clearly, this indicates I do not have homeowner's insurance. Why would I pay my hard earned money for insurance I never use?
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On the impact of sarlacc on ecosystem nutrient cycling and energetics
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michigan has been doing this for a few years now. As a single person without children, I say: great! Tax us and use the proceeds for things like this. The US is one of the wealthiest societies to ever exist. If we can't even assure kids get food, what the hell is the point of living in a society?
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Daria Van Tyne @dariavantyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My lab at Pitt is looking for a Laboratory Technician to help our research and phage therapy efforts. Please share and apply! cfopitt.taleo.net/careersectio...
cfopitt.taleo.net
Laboratory Technician
Click the link provided to see the complete job description.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This week, I'm learning just how disruptive an interruption to the steam delivery system is on my campus. Power outage over the weekend --> steam system shut down --> may take a week to be fully restored. And the steam system powers heat and hot water in a quite a few buildings.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The wizard casts mage hand and uses it to boop the little cat's little pink nose.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here's hoping my current university sues them, providing a nice mirror to when my undergrad was sued by Metallica over Napster.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tonight’s extra-dumb napkin cartoon…
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If your very first interaction with someone is scold them for using a clothes dryer and decry their needlessly destroying the planet, boy howdy do you need to log off and gain some perspective.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OK, so normally I'm not a Lego person, but I think I need to reconsider that.
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