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Keith Ng

@keithng.bsky.social
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Data plumber/word baker

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 21h
Advisors: minimise them, be nonchalant, treat them as unserious Luxon: who? Never heard of them. No idea what they are. Don't know what a political party is. What's a question? Words: are it? Is thing symbol letter order? Goo goo gah gah
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23h
There's an elite squad in the Greens whose entire job is to scrub, by any means necessary, all photos of CS looking like a dork from the Internet. Levelled a whole block to remove a photo of her eating a filled donut.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Farmer" comes from Latin "firmus," signature or contract. As in "tax farmer" or "farming out a task." That's the actual meaning of farmer; it 100% means wealthy landlords, not the people who do the work.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is what you get when bsky is all "hi i need to report a murder" twice a day
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Max Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 27/09/2026
I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person.
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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Simon Wilson @simonbwilson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At the heart of Nicky Hager’s book is a tale of how a group of cynical hard-right ideologues made racism a winning political platform, not because they’re white supremacists, but because it suited their interests. My Hopetown post is here #nzpol simonwilsonhopetown.substack.com/p/dirty-work...
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Dirty work and the disinfecting sunshine it deserves
Nicky Hager’s new book ‘Dirty Work’ reminds us how much we’ve lost in the last three years
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One time during COVID, my AI* went rogue, broke containment and sent messages to the newsroom channel continuously, effectively DDOSing our editorial team. It was pretty hilarious (that I didn't get fired) * Github task? cron job? bash script?
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haha okay but I'm actually fully into this. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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ACT promises noise cameras to combat boy racers in Tāmaki
The ACT Party is pledging to crack down on noisy vehicles and hike fines for drivers causing a nuisance.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are they just describing every undesired behaviour as "rogue AI breaking containment" now??
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The prequel to Cyberpunk: 2077
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
over the past few weeks several AI evaluation/cybersecurity experts have explained how what's happening is a result of human incompetence rather than "AI going rogue". I'm begging the media to show a shred of journalistic integrity and stop parroting what altman or amodei say
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Nicola Gaston @nicgaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is 💯. It has been notable that a lot of media have led with the sexual harassment allegations, even saying that they are the most or only (‼️) serious thing in the book. As much as we need to take sexual harm seriously, that is wrong & Nicky Hager has said so. It’s the democracy, stupid
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Dirty work and the disinfecting sunshine it deserves
Nicky Hager’s new book ‘Dirty Work’ reminds us how much we’ve lost in the last three years
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Mike 🇺🇦🕯️ @mike-teevee-1971.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chris Penk getting his new column off to a great start by reviewing a book he hasn't read and declaring that it belongs "in the fiction section". I hope Stuff's editors are proud of themselves.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm betting the documents will definitely *not *be Smith's "Companies colluding to raise prices is the real problem" or "Excess profits are the real problem" or "you have to pay your workers a living wage" from Wealth or "admiring rich people is in fact a moral failing" from Moral Sentiment.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah fuck them up, Ombudsman
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Mark @maetl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“We have completely detached our sense of what makes a good solution to a problem” This is a really good post and I greatly appreciate it. I’ve talked a bit before about the lost art of symbolic AI but more recently I’ve drifting towards framing of profligate use of scale in the 64 bit era.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you recall from Dirty Politics, all the denials *preceded* the arrival of Rawshark. They claimed the quotes were taken out of context, which set the stage for Rawshark dropping logs. Dropping logs didn't really make sense beforehand
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The stages after are: * yeah we paid this person but it's not what she says it is anyway she's a disgruntled employee who was a bitch * yeah we did it but so what, this is normal CEO stuff * why do you hate free speech you communist
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For what it's worth, it's probably going to come down to "it wasn't a settlement for sexual harassment, it was a sparkling special severance bonus".
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Hager book isn't just a Hager book. First comes the book, then come the denial - which are actually really important for setting the goalposts for the next step, which is other journalists trying to establish the claims for themselves. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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'No claims': Taxpayers' Union 'categorically denies' sexual harassment payout claim in Nicky Hager book
The Taxpayers' Union has rejected a claim in Nicky Hager's latest book that it settled an employment dispute involving allegations of sexual harassment against its executive director.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bonus content: while I was working on that case, one building in Auckland went into covid lockdown and I was staying in it and I watched all of Warrior Nun and I enjoyed it www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/of-all-th...
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Of all the Airbnbs in all of Auckland, I picked the building with a Covid case
OPINION: Here's the key to surviving a surprise lockdown: low personal expectations.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
While I await a copy of Dirty Works, here's another anecdote from Dirty Politics: I was a technical consultant on the public health folks' case against Slater/Graham/Rich. One key piece of evidence was the IP log of the Whaleoil website, which...
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🔜 Soon Lee @soonleenz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Farrar vs. Farrier: how to tell the difference. By @xtotl.bsky.social Toby Morris.
Screenshot of a post by artist Toby Morris with very simple sketches showing the difference between the Davids with caricatures of their heads: Farrar is bald & is shorter, placed lower on the screen, Farrier has dark hair & stubble & is taller, placed higher than Farrar on screen.
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Peach Sometimes @ehjc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bran is one of our best and you should read any of his books really. Honestly. newsroom.co.nz/2026/09/23/p...
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Portrait of an author's 'quiet masterpiece'
NZ's best literary profilist interviews Wellington writer, lawyer and cultural critic Brannavan Gnanalingam
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought I signed up to set up some Google Forms for a volunteer org, but now I'm trying to explain to them why self-hosting a vibe-coded PHP website is Not Great from first principles, because *apparently* gutteral screaming is not "a real explanation"
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Josh | writer, painter, tinkerer @tworuru.com · 22/09/2026
Let’s not forget that one of the main reasons the Taxpayer’s Union has enjoyed such oversized influence is the news media giving them an endless platform, to the extent that Stuff partnered with them on the “Ratepayers Report”, which was a thinly veiled TPU email harvesting operation
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Keith Bolland @fretfultexts.club · 22/09/2026
An intentionally poorly edited version of a TV screengrab showing Pat Robertson praying. The caption from the broadcast reads “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.” “JESUS” has been crossed out and “Nicky” written above it, and “ME.” has been crossed out with “Jordan Williams” written next to it.
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Kate Pearce @secvalve.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The security team at Trade Me rarely has an opening, but right now we have one. We are an industry leader in securing and building for/against/with AI and cloud technologies. www.trademe.co.nz/a/jobs/it/se...
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Security Specialist - Intermediate, Trade Me | Trade Me Jobs
Security Specialist - Intermediate (Full time, Contract) for Trade Me in Wellington, Wellington.
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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WE ARE BEING CANCELLED cheques to the usual address please
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Tze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Retro @keithng.bsky.social themes in the key of Cray: 'Schadenfreude is a sometimes food' [the time is now]
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turns out, the joke was that they did this three years ago!
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You, a baby: "why the AI bubble is about to burst" Me, a prophet, a true visionary: "how did nobody see the AI bubble coming and what it can teach us about the next bubble and how we can not learn it"
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is this reverse racism??
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So MBIE officials recommended spending less, but targeting the money towards local music festivals. And Louise Upston chose to spend much more, but hand it all to multinational companies and overseas artists.
They reveal MBIE’s reasoning as to why it advised the government against investing in concerts, including a lack of “wider benefit opportunities” and “no international brand visibility”, though it said many countries, including Australia and Malaysia, offer concert funds. Instead, MBIE suggested funding local music festivals with a smaller, discrete, one-off fund. This is advice which Upston also seems to have ignored; late last year, the long-running music festival Splore called it quits, saying its $240,000 funding request had been denied.
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
just turn the Washington memorial into a laser obelisk the way the founding fathers intended
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's around 20-odd jobs per data centre.
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Ennuimageddon @ennuimageddon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Plus, who needs a smooth container to store their keys in their butt? That's just an extra unnecessary step!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/09/2026
i thought this was very funny
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Keith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There was a UK show called Misfits which featured, among other things - the superpower of lactokinesis
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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