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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 11h
yo what the fuck (respectfully)
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a woman, many of the choices I make for reasons of "safety" are less because I fear something bad will happen to me, and more because I know I'd be blamed if something did
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
having a cocktail called "she is just my cousin"
A light purple cocktail in a long-stemmed cocktail glass with a fake purple orchid clipped to the rim
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy spooky season, here's Jack Pawbrey being creepy/cute
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I assumed this was a universal experience
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my ps5 pro has been randomly turning on for days and i was getting kinda stressed because they’re very expensive to replace now but it turns out that this criminal has decided that the cables/old peripherals/misc. bin in the closet is her new bed and she was turning it on via a spare controller
a fluffy white and gray tabby cat perched up on a man’s seated thigh exposing her chin and neck for scratchessame cat now flopped chin-down on the man’s leg for back of neck scratches
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when the cat is making noise: what are you doing?? when the cat is not making any noise: ...what are you doing
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
every day some AI goober posts a version of this but for real
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Carrie-Edmund Laben @carrielaben.com · 01/10/2026
Never talk to cops, obvs. But this is a rallying cry, and I wonder if she wants to spread the call to action more than she wants her own freedom/safety.
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fancy ketchup? i sure do, thanks
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every happy polycule is alike, every unhappy polycule is unhappy in its own way
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Chuck (flightless) @mrcott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another neighbor foster will be at @pawschicago.bsky.social in the next few days, this tiny kitten is extra small, looks like Halloween and her name is Cappuccino. If you're in Chicago and looking for a tiny pal please keep an eye on their website
All four pictures are of a tiny kitten with orange and black patchy coloring, she is very small and looks a bit like a cute alien
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"that guy doesn't speak for us", ok, cool, are you sure HE knows that?
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok my last repost was snarky, but this is the kind of thing I genuinely want to see: men talking to other men. ngl, some of the complaining about how hard it is raises my hackles a bit, but then I remind myself it's men talking to men and that's where I want them to direct their complaints!
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"men won't stand up to other men being sexist because it's scary" bro i hear you. especially if that man has power over your career or well-being, it could be downright dangerous to push back. i can't imagine what it's like to be a man in that kind of fraught position. can not imagine
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Heroic Protector Fantasy is rarely of real use to women, it's just wish fulfillment about male posturing and it frequently exacerbates violence it's also much easier to imagine yourself kicking the ass of an obviously villainous stranger than to to actually intervene where you have influence
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look if you wanted me to get that thing done you shouldn't have given me so much time to do it
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
trying to reconstruct from archaeological evidence what it is my cat's destroyed this time
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm not screaming you're screaming
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are you a phone battery half-full or half-empty kind of person
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 27/09/2026
At long last sir, have you no diggity?
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Steve T PhD @thelasttheorist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the more useful question is how many adults are still in contact with their parents *because of* therapy.
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"my kids never tell me anything" idk have you tried being a trustworthy, safe person for your kids to tell things to
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Giskard R. Reventlov @giskard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/1976/06/15/a...
nytimes.com
Divorce Epidemic (Published 1976)
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have done a LOT of fucking therapy about my parents, I have raged and cried about the ways they hurt me, I have said countless times, "I can't tell them that, it will hurt them too much", and I still talk to them and count myself lucky to have their love and support
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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do bash “dead-beat” kids for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parents have bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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professor of fallout 3 haterology @connfirmedbachelor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there is no epidemic: the ubiquity of modern telecommunications simply makes it harder to bow out of a relationship without explicitly setting that boundary with the other party
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's literally a thing that children (both juveniles and adults) will DEFEND their parents, will seek to protect them even from their own negative feelings. for an adult child to totally cut off a parent? do you know how many hopes of "maybe this time will be different" must have been dashed?
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People shouldn't ascribe human characteristics to Russel Vought
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your mechanic today will be: Squeaky
A blue point cat on the seat of a side by side
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
going forward I have been asked to refrain from saying, "ooh, BIG salad" to my coworkers having lunch
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
me in the morning: Another day full of potential! Time to tackle that to-do list and savor the satisfaction of accomplishing my goals! me that evening: Well you moved air in and out of your lungs, that's not nothing. That's valid.
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's getting sinister on the skyline
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the unmitigated fucking gall to name their industry-fluffing org after Ida Tarbell, who famously took on environment-destroying big businesses with shady practices
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
computer's making a weird noise, anyone know what's up with that
A laptop computer open on a desk. A kitten has squeezed in between the computer and the wall to take a nap. His head is peeking out on the left (resting on the power adapter), and his tail is curled around on the right (resting on the keyboard)
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"can you explain this gap in your resume?" i was getting iced coffee
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
*getting my hair cut just the way I like it* I sure hope I don't have to repeat this process over and over again for the rest of my life
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Korean ice cream cone shaped like corn on the cob
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another experience I had with a very different kind of exercise: about a decade ago I studied Muay Thai, and the warmup at the beginning of every class was VERY intense. I remember how surprised I was when the teacher actually told us to take a break if it was too much. you mean that's allowed??
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yes, and related: I always say one of the things I love about yoga is how individual it is, in the sense that a pose I struggle with might be easy for someone else, and vice versa. it really highlights how everyone's body is different, and of course a good teacher will acknowledge that
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one thing I will never do is get a haircut before the situation is absolutely dire
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's been eleven days, could I please stop coughing already!!!!
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
also worth noting that we have this (modern) idea of "exercise" as a discrete category of physical activity, which is seen as both virtuous and inherently beneficial. not coincidentally, it's usually the things that require leisure (and often, money)
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sth I think about a lot is how exercise is casually framed as virtuous, wholly beneficial activity by just about everyone--including people who think they're body-positive, disability allies, etc.--to the point that we're trained to ignore our own bodies' alarms about pain and fatigue
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know when you've wasted half the day and you're like, "welp, might as well waste the whole thing"
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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Onion Belt Style
Alt: Grandpa Simpson: "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time."
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