Reposted by Captain AwkwardBo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 11hToday I heard someone use the Human Centipede as a way to explain why large model AI is inevitably heading towards its own self destruction by tainting its future inputs, and honestly? It was a beautiful teaching metaphor. 717162
Reposted by Captain AwkwardCatbus @catbus.phd · 11hdon't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit 121333292
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Excellent thread! There *are* rewards for being A Good Guy Who Speaks Up even if they are not immediately obvious or publicly bestowed. First, integrity is its own reward. Maybe you didn’t save the world or change hearts & minds. But if you held the line on not making it worse, that’s something. 8718202
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#ThisFuckingGuy Cynical racist piece of shit sellout mayor who barely escaped Chicago without being indicted. As a national figure, he’s obsessed with berating Dems toward an imaginary “center.” Do yourselves a favor now: If you see him on your TV, change the channel or turn it off immediately. 19714
Reposted by Captain AwkwardPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Intimidating the job interviewer by slowly pulling a 6 foot long Italian sub out of my pants while making direct eye contact 110517
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I realize the irony given my historic consumption habits but are there perhaps a tad too many shows about Detectives Who Just Cannot Stop Detecting, No Seriously, They Live To Solve Crime. 4772
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I made my therapist belly-laugh multiple times just now so I’m giving myself an “A” for the day. 11380
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dropping off my Cologuard sample at a UPS so the sorcerers can scry my humours and prophesy about whether a Great Evil hath indeed possessed my entrails. 51325
Reposted by Captain AwkwardKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11996971916
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Which of you got me into The Tainted Cup series? Was it you, @brandyjensen.bsky.social? Deliciously weird detectives/cinematic visuals/vivid audiobook narration by Andrew Fallaize make a good balm to my Mossa & Pleiti withdrawals, at least so far. (Still mid first book, please no spoilers!) 10420
Reposted by Captain AwkwardShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A spinoff where these two use fern and frost to fight their real enemy- insurance companies 528711
Reposted by Captain AwkwardShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Knowledge is being aware that Mr Freeze and Poison Ivy are supervillains Wisdom is realising they are the two most sympathetic characters in all of Gotham 1253445
Reposted by Captain AwkwardNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How to visit an art museum with someone who isn't used to visiting art museums: 172829924
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Got my eyes dilated at the doctor and whoa everything is weird 2610
Reposted by Captain Awkwards. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 15/09/2026Okay rich friends employed with companies that do employer matching: Please help me raise $7k to support @scarleteen.com's fall fundraiser. We're expecting 7 million visitors this year (up from 5 million!) in a climate where access to good sex ed, esp. for LGBTQIA+ young people, is dwindling.pro.gofundme.comScarleteen's Raising $7,000 to Celebrate 7 Million Visitors in 2026!{{MetaTags.description}} 010694
Reposted by Captain AwkwardTropical Bird • #ProtectJho @dopegirlfresh.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026I’ll knock all this shit over 55010
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comMadonna in 'Gambler' Music VideoAlt: Madonna drying her armpits on a washroom air dryer in Desperately Seeking Susan 411012
Reposted by Captain AwkwardJeanne (she/they) @fangirljeanne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I will maintain that people who advocate for the use of AI by claiming it is sentient are wanna be slave owners. It’s like trying to sell me a toaster by telling me it is self aware. That’s not impressive, that is horrifying.static.klipy.comThe Brave Little Toaster: You're WorthlessAlt: Thr junkyard scene, from the movie The Brave Little Toaster, where the sentient appliances (vacuum, blankie, lamp, toaster, and radio) are surrounded by broken cars that are saying “You're Worthless.” 09422
Reposted by Captain Awkwarddaryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com... 2845401907
Reposted by Captain AwkwardSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 09/09/2026Abolition Teapot by Josiah Wedgwood & Sons, 1760-80. www.flickr.com/photos/birmi... 2405112
Reposted by Captain Awkwardrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job 81684261
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I made an honestly alarming quantity of Lebanese lentil soup. 8860
Reposted by Captain AwkwardQ. (they/them) @quiara.net · 03/09/2026Hi! I am honoured to do the cover reveal for T.O. Tate’s (@azlouise.bsky.social’s) SHARDFALL omnibus! To celebrate, they’re doing a giveaway! See the post on my Patreon or my reading blog for details or simply post here with your favourite Shakespearean work or retelling, any medium. Winner receives 589
Reposted by Captain AwkwardLauren Underwood @laurenunderwood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I am proud to stand with nurses at Saint Mary of Nazareth Hospital in Chicago and National Nurses United as they strike today. Speaking up and advocating for your patients should never result in retaliation from your employer. 07526
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Being outside in Chicago no longer feels like being inside a mouth. I can feel my hit points replenishing in real time. 41022
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Peter Gabriel’s live Secret World album is really getting me thru it today. 2340
Reposted by Captain AwkwardSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future. 8957111551
Reposted by Captain AwkwardOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026if you tell me "A is a bully on social media(/in print, in whatever specific scenario) but very pleasant elsewhere" you are roughly 50x likelier to convince me that they have the additional vice of cowardice than you are to convince me that they have a hidden virtue of kindness 704052811
Reposted by Captain AwkwardLeah Jaclyn @leahjaclyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Man I want to live in a world where the White Rat exists, unfortunately that does mean we have to become the White Rat we want to see in the world 012427
Reposted by Captain AwkwardAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026A list of lyrics if all lyrics were as profound as “I got soul, but I'm not a soldier” by The Killers... 1. I got hips, but I’m not a hipster 2. I got plums, but I’m not a plumber 3. I got toes, but I’m not a toaster 4. I got badge, but I’m not a badger 5. I got meow, but I'm not a homeowner 4637768
Reposted by Captain Awkwards. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 26/08/2026This thread will sneak up on you! And yes, it is about Dolly. 514744
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 26/08/2026@tkingfisher.com Just started Daggerbound and already The Dervish’s energy is amazing. youtu.be/ZjlYFWLUDBQyoutu.bePerception checkYouTube video by Tom Cardy 1691
Reposted by Captain AwkwardClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026with alt text. this is so beautiful 💕 101957714
Reposted by Captain AwkwardIsabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 25/08/2026IM RIGHT IM LITERALLY ALWAYS RIGHTclarkesworldmagazine.comWire Mother by Isabel J. KimClarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast. 23810229
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 22/08/2026How much of Gilbert & Sullivan is characters announcing what their job is in song 3964
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 19/08/2026All hail Overlord Henrietta. Under her benevolent reign, all shall experience random acupuncture sessions and be forcibly exfoliated by her raspy tongue. 524118
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 19/08/2026:Reacher does a thing on screen, like grabbing on to a helicopter in flight or chucking a bbq grill through a car window: Everyone in our house: “He is Large.” 61795
Reposted by Captain Awkward🫀nenetto [🌳 Deku edition ▿] @nenetto.com · 17/08/2026By www.jwz.org/blog/2026/08... 2043091785
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Civ 6, playing as Lady Six Sky on the easiest mode, making science & culture (not war) and surrounded by friendly city states? Honestly might not come out of the game at the end of the year. 4580
Reposted by Captain AwkwardFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026every time i watch this i remark that tony has the most immaculate vibes ive ever seen 815230
Reposted by Captain AwkwardLauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It was the "This you?" of times; it was the "It me" of times. 216440
Reposted by Captain AwkwardChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026wonderful party idea this proves love 338645
Reposted by Captain AwkwardKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/08/2026I know they’re marketing this for spam musubi, but the package design makes me very worried about the meat that went into that can. 781640251
Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Opening greeting is pure “I only love you in God’s way” aka the sickest burn my 3rd grade catechism class invented after being told hate was a sin & we had to love everyone. Usually said thru gritted teeth right before attempting a killing blow with a dodgeball. 1754
Reposted by Captain AwkwardBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026lmao at Iddin-Sin, an ungrateful little shit of yore 341713413