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sarahquaint

@sarahquaint.bsky.social
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Forensic scientist, fangirl, & trivia magnet. Spouse of rahaeli. Baltimore has two syllables. She/her.

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moosetress @mistresscurvy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh my GOD THEY ACTUALLY GOT PAUL GROSS www.instagram.com/p/Dc1aDBBjfxD/
PAUL GROSS AS COMMISSIONER ROGER CROWELL
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Kade Peregrine @kadeperegrine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You're asking the wrong pack of feral ADHD craft raccoons if you want advice to limit yourself to a sensible number of hobbies
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Three queer hyperfixations in a trench coat @aniente.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't know why she swallowed the flyyyyyyyy
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Barney! He's a very croaky boy at the moment, which does not bode well for his desexing appointment on Friday. It's all URI and if he was a toddler I'd encourage them to cough all the gunk up, but kittens are even worse at English than toddlers are.
A mostly shadowed tabby and white kitten face. You can see one eye, half of a little pink nose, and a tiny splotch of paw. It's very Phantom Of The Opera as he cuddles on my chest.
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh. My. God, Becky...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THIS THIS THIS. So many people tell me "I don't know if I really NEED a cane..." and friends, as a Certified Disabled Person (tm), I am begging you, if you think there's ANY way it might help you even a LITTLE, try it! If it helps, keep using it! You don't even have to use it all the time!
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 06/08/2026
about to get on an Amtrak train and just prepared a bunch of beets that i hand-peeled without gloves, because the vibe i want to project into the world right now is "might have actually murdered the last guy who had a phone conversation in the Quiet Car"
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The sole, solitary, unitary reason the Bay Area became the center of the US startup world is because at the time today's current startup model formed, California was the only state that completely banned noncompete agreements in all forms of employment, period.
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
attn all cross-stitching librarians (incl @ilyenasylph.bsky.social): observe this adorably haunted card catalog! www.etsy.com/listing/4378...
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Midnight Card Catalogue Cross Stitch Pattern, Halloween, Spooky, Ghost Cat, Vintage, Books Xstitch, Haunted Library, Pattern Keeper, Gothic - Etsy
This Patterns & Blueprints item by HauntedFrames has 549 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from United States. Listed on Aug 6, 2026
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you are correct, Cat: that's even more hlepful than standing in my light
a large lump of orange fur looking satisfied with himself for lying on top of my cross stitch chart, which is obviously the most comfortable surface for napping in this entire gd house
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
oh, hey, I remembered it's Wednesday in time to post a #wipwednesday photo! I was matched with this project by @looseendsproject.bsky.social and have spent about 30 hours on it so far while on Yeeterus Recovery I've never done so much confetti stitching 😅 but my technique is definitely improving
A New England Patriots themed cross stitch project. It looked at least 70% done when I started, but Ms E, the woman who started it, did all the easiest parts first *shakes fist at clouds*
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have no kids. I am middle class. And I say: raise my taxes if you have to, but just provide breakfast and lunch to every school kid every school day without means testing.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"People shouldn't have kids if they can't afford them". OK, so, even if that is true ... they do anyway. Are you going to punish the kid because of choices their parents made? Deal with the reality we have rather than your notion of what people "should" do.
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I've made this point before, but it bears repeating at intervals: Yes, every kid, regardless of their parent(s)' income. Why? Well, there are many reasons, but let's go with just the top few.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I need a meme where Satan is checking his tracking info for Mitch McConnell's soul and it says "label created."
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Instead of cigarettes and chocolate milk in this house it's cigarettes and DDP
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jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i have questions
A grocery store freezer case full of boxes of frozen ice cubes. the ad copy says they are crystal clear, ultra pure, and slow-melting
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Baltimore City problems: when the restaurant charges you both the City and County bag fees because someone doesn't know independent cities exist
the order summary for a restaurant. there are five lines, including the subtotal, a Baltimore City bag fee of five cents, a Baltimore County bag fee of five cents, state sales tax, and the order total
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it comes in a model with cat scratch pads omg @rahaeli.bsky.social I'm buying this for you; happy whatever holiday
the same chair with sisal scratch pads adhered under the armsthe same chair in black with the scratch pads and two photoshopped cats, one sleeping on the arm and one scratching the pad instead as of the faux leather, which would never actually happen with real cats lol
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of the favorite hobbies of every religion major in my undergrad program was sitting in on the first lecture of the chair's four-semester cycle on the Bible even if we'd taken it already. They qualified under TWO gen ed requirements and every semester, they filled up with people who thought--
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
heads up to my DC folks
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Three queer hyperfixations in a trench coat @aniente.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Three oranges, all alike in dignity and intelligence
An orange tabby (which autocorrect tried to render as "table", and... not entirely wrong?) with large eyes and a white bib and stockings is flopped on his left side against a pair of sheepskin slippers. They are approximately the same color
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Tisha Mark @tishamark.com · 02/07/2026
Sharing for today's #ArtRepostJuly #dark Tisha Mark ©2025, Lighting the Dark, oil on linen, 20"x20" Limited edition giclée fine art prints are available (original is on hold for possible exhibition and collab): tishamark.com/product/ligh... #art #painting #SciArt #TraditionalArt
Original oil painting by Tisha Mark, "Lighting the Dark" 20"x20" oil on linen (2025). This moody, abstract-leaning seascape painting has a textured, orange-toned, atmospheric sky with textured colors of light on the horizon. Light from the sky reflects in the water below as it meets a dark, rocky, tree-lined coast.
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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Josephine Stewart @jostewart.myatproto.social · 02/07/2026
I want more...benches, parks, playgrounds, water fountains, putt-putt courses, libraries, ice cream parlors, record stores (with listening stations?!), community gardens, swimming pools, open running tracks and racquet courts, trails, picnic shelters, community-use bandstands, and AGAIN, BENCHES.
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm amused by how we're so starved for consequences for bad behavior that many non-Catholics are popcorning over every Vatican press release someone in a position of power has a moral compass-- even if it's not one I fully agree with-- and is holding their subordinates accountable! amazeballs!
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The Octopus Gallery @octopusgallery.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Got all of my pieces submitted to @romancingthevote.com! Bidding opens July 1st. Sign up at the website for notification of the auction opening. Some of these items are buy it nows and will go fast!
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
people talk about how before the internet you just had to "be okay with not knowing things" with any immediacy and honestly i was never remotely okay with that. i spent every minute of my life pre-internet just wildly frantically trying to look up whatever random thing floated across my mind
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is Ernie. Ernie is not a kitten, but he is coming to stay with me for a bit to hopefully learn how to love humans and be adoptable. He was trapped by Grace of Illoura Animal Refuge back in April.
A tabby cat with giant wide green eyes, no, even wider than you're imagining. He's inside a carrier looking very scared. The door is open and you can see a bowl of food in front of him.
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
me reading fic at 18: I will DNF for gore, scat, major character death... me reading fic at 48: I will DNF for prolonged miscommunication, plot twists that could be resolved with one (1) text, and unrealistically fast healing (if character is an unmodified human)...
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
went looking for Utena screenshots and found this lovely thread of gorgeous gifs. please enjoy with me: www.lipstickalley.com/threads/the-...
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
she's sooooooooo mean to me when I'm right 😭
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The movie has not gotten less weird since the last time I saw it, for the record
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
well, that certainly remains the queerest movie of all time become the lesbian car you want o see in the world 💖💜🌹
photo of the movie screen at the beginning of Adolescence of Utena, which we just saw in the theater. Happy Pride!
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sarah is feeling crappy this morning, so Ruth brought her sustenance (aka toy mice) and Ginny is keeping her company
A black and white cat leaning up against the pillow, looking bright-eyed up at the camera. There are three toy mice lying on the bed next to her, carefully arranged in front of the pillow so they would be the first thing the human saw when she woke up.
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Gin enjoying the catio
A black-and-white cat with lovely green eyes lies on her side on a platform in her screened in catio
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I am begging police departments to not let neurotypical people handle the tedious details of inventorying old evidence. I couldn't find some items from 1995. I eventually discovered someone back in 2007 shoved items V1, V2, & V3 into a new envelope and labeled it "item 001: misc" Ofc I fixed it
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this is both excellent online-safety parenting advice but also excellent advice for company infosec policies. Want to know if you've been breached? be crystal clear that employees won't be penalized for reporting it.
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I bought a dumpster fire for my lab several years ago. It's regularly moved to the desk of a person who made a ridiculous error by the last person who made a ridiculous error Or we go claim it ourselves when we fuck up! It's okay to fuck up; it's the cover-up that gets people in trouble
my hand holding a small plastic dumpster with an anthropomorphic smiling face on the front and plastic flames shooting out of the lid
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👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This website has the juice* *pool water full of cyanobacteria
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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Kitten Shelfie
Brown tabby kitten standing on a pile of books
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
(The answer to grade inflation, btw, isn't "tougher" grading. It's recognizing that grading, especially letter grading--not a very old system--serves employers but not students. It incentivizes cheating & corruption. Other evaluative frameworks are possible.)
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I just learned that the term "carbon footprint" was developed by BP to offload responsibility for climate change onto individuals. Something like that's happening in higher ed with AI. Institutions capitulate or dodge; students are submitting; & they believe it's their individual failing. 7/
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Crystal Fleming is on sabbatical @alwaystheself.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Interestingly, the intuition I felt and spoke from -- that embodied knowing -- is precisely the kind of thing AI, for all of its performative anthropomorphic gesturing at the simulacrum of personhood, can't do. Tech billionaires want us to believe that our embodied/human ways of knowing are useless!
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
it's true; if I want to get her attention in public, that's what I shout (otherwise, I usually call her 'babe')
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pool day at doggy daycare: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Adele Buck @adelebuck.com · 15/06/2026
If anyone needs this, a mini-thread on managing stage fright/nerves/what-have-you. I was an actress and then a very regular speaker at conferences. The biggest trick is to turn those nerves into excitement, because excitement is way more fun and way more contagious than anxiety.
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
there's a half dozen open windows in this house, plus and entire catio, but this is the window she needs to be in right now
the double-hung window in my shower is open a few inches at the top, since it faces a busy street and I'd rather not flash people without their consent. Ginny the irrepressible cat is standing awkwardly in the open portion with her left paws down on the latch and her right paws up in the open area, because it's not wide enough for a cat to sit comfortably
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evil queen jolene @queenjolene.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please enjoy my cat at optimum length, deep asleep in some clean sheets
A mostly white cat stretched out with tail up on her side in a pile of pink and striped sheets on a white carpeted floor
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