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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I guess Vegas would frown pretty heavily on me having a bunch of jokers when I play poker

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/01/2025

Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

"this isn't my first rodeo" - guy on only his second rodeo with loads still to learn

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

people talk about the pros and cons of daylight savings time like it's a deadly serious and respectable policy proposal but I oppose it on much more basic grounds: it's just a fundamentally silly idea not worthy of respect

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

Man, imagine how embarrassing it would be if you were the guy driving the city works contractor tractor for mowing the playing fields and you get caught up in one of those tractor convoys and everyone thinks you're one of them

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2023

this haunted french breakfast place is giving me the crepes

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Blessing your timeline with New Zealand's greatest road sign

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André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Your timeline has been blessed with accurate maps of the Hutt

A map of NZ relabelled so that every location is Hutt-related, and the South Island is replaced with a large penguin, question marks, dragons, etc. Kāpiti is Hutt Coast, Bay of Plenty is Hutt of Plenty, Antarctica is Lowest Hutt, etc.

Map of Australia relabelled so that every location is Hutt-related: it is the Commonwealth of Westernmost Hutt, a protectorate of the capital of NZ, the mighty Hutt City. States are labelled as Queen’s Hutt, New South Hutt, Commonwealth Capital Hutt, Huttoria, Huttmania, Huttelaide, Northern Hutt, and Hutt River Province

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Sometimes I think maybe our accent is a bit ridiculous as I just had to ask several times in a conversation "wait, are you asking me or telling me"

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, then a few more steps, then you get in the cab to the airport

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Haven't really used the site yet but going to experiment with crossposting the hits from Twitter

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Plea-bargained down to manslaughter on the dance floor

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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 14/09/2023

Tuzla Bank, Bosnia & Herzegovina /r/brutalism

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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 14/09/2023

Villa Sarabhai in Ahmedabad, India by Le Corbusier, (1955) /r/brutalism

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Gf asked me to explain the difference between Roman Empire and republic. Most men only dream of a moment like this

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 04/07/2023

when movies get deleted for tax reasons, they should legally become public domain. people should be allowed to upload it anywhere they want. that's the tradeoff you make if you wanna delete your own movie released this year for a few extra bucks, and i think it's fair

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/07/2023

Apes got too woke

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Alright where my hogs at and where my earnest peeps at?

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Steve @nzsd.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

Prepare for disappointment

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