Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026big deal. i kill myself on live stream all the time 52338 0
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialLewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it 142749689 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I have become the world’s first trillionaire 3238511 0
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026the bush is always greener on the other side 1233246 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/05/2026going to the hospital i was born at and asking them to put me back 6689 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Hammock has to be the worst place to give or receive bad news 1724457 0
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026damn right! 702554481 0
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on. 308159394726 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026world’s ending, now would be the perfect time to confess your crush on me 3938757 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society 27476691067 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 30/01/2026just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life 11558152 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialVan Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 14/04/2025Fun fact! Did you know Mother Theresa’s in hell? 8699 0
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes 836413836931 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I’m not so sure about this Elon Musk fella 3957 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/02/2025i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon 603430285 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/01/2025shoutout to the ocean, always doing you fr fr 513525 0
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I stg if these chestnuts were roasted over a closed fire I will lose my fucking mind 412225 0
