Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026big deal. i kill myself on live stream all the time 52338
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialLewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it 142748689
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialmothra stewart @gorl.gay · 09/07/2026if my water bottle wanted me to drink water it would've thought about that before living twelve feet away from me 515521
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I have become the world’s first trillionaire 3238511
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026the bush is always greener on the other side 1233246
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialsoup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 02/06/2026polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans 103479518
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026this is my kind of company motto right here 67122192365
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Me at work pretending to be nice 014225
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/05/2026going to the hospital i was born at and asking them to put me back 6689
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 16/03/2026that “baby” yoda is an old man. it’s okay to kill him 1872479
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Hammock has to be the worst place to give or receive bad news 1724457
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialmuch like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026damn right! 702555481
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on. 308159404726
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialOld Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Ideal relationship dynamic 146140532810
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 15/04/2026So, it's okay for a cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors come, but, when I do it, it's "rude" and "antisocial." 611842154
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026MY pope leo ain't weak on crime 281534169
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/04/2026world’s ending, now would be the perfect time to confess your crush on me 3938757
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society 27476691067
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down. 141134471931
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 30/01/2026just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life 11558152
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight 112439
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialVan Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 14/04/2025Fun fact! Did you know Mother Theresa’s in hell? 8699
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes 836413716927
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Call the stock market a cybertruck the way it’s crashing and burning 962271
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I’m not so sure about this Elon Musk fella 3957
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialTana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Me: "I need to go out more!" Also me every time I'm free: 316427
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 26/02/2025a big sandwich might be life changing 732083207
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialmamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 23/02/2025coffee with a sweet little pastry on the side feels like romance to me 54811
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/02/2025i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon 603430285
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted a donut with my cup of coffee. 2644727
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 01/02/2025It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up *my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich 432976
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/01/2025shoutout to the ocean, always doing you fr fr 513525
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Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 15/12/2024playing a game of Sorry! with my dad so i can finally hear him apologize 528248
Reposted by @sprucie.bsky.socialJon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I stg if these chestnuts were roasted over a closed fire I will lose my fucking mind 412225
