Reposted by John SnowDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GenX should get a prize in our Ibuprofen 1216445
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Seize the day, Eat pie for breakfast, Punch a clown, Desecrate a holy relic 66623
Reposted by John SnowPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026for example maybe the next administration renames the lake “Sundar Pichai is a Bitch” i’m just spitballing here 17117558
Reposted by John SnowKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Do we know for certain JD Vance didn’t meet Dolly Parton within the last 72 hours? 21658
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Reducing my carbon footprint by walking into the ocean 092
Reposted by John SnowAmber @risettemd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026SpaceX and Tesla are basically copying Enron at this point. Economists realize that, right? 29264731466
Reposted by John SnowMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026LEFT: Two-time winners of World Cup. RIGHT: Ten-time loser of Iran War. 2040897
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If you would like to have a 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell just dial 1-900-BRAIN STEM 171
Reposted by John SnowStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A person can have leftwing views about class, poverty, inequality, etc. and still have regressive views about women, POC, immigrants, LGBTQ people, in an combination. They can even have (or pretend to have) progressive views on all the latter and then be shitty/hypocrites in their personal lives. 714117
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026WhiteClaude: when you drink a Whiteclaw for breakfast and let Claude do all your work. 010
Reposted by John SnowGod @thegodshow.com · 30/06/2026Thou shalt expand and reform the Supreme Court. Thou shalt only support candidates who promise to do so. Can I get an amen? 50370811219
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So predictable. Didn't see Gorsuch joining the Fox news grandpas, though. 010
Reposted by John Snowceej @ceej.online · 28/06/2026For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel 763486458
Reposted by John Snowgeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“still punk,” i whisper after apologizing to the unseen squeaky dog toy i startled myself by stepping on 21843137
Reposted by John SnowFuck this timeline 🫘 @anonymousnow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026They couldn’t foil a baked potato. 051
Reposted by John SnowBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together. 214180782620
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Knicks celebrations are a small preview of the massive public expressions of joy when It finally happens 1213
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026New York beating Texas is also a major vibe shift. This is just the beginning. 000
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Make no mistake, this is not just a huge win for the Knicks, it's a huge win for Mamdani. The Knicks winning a title on his watch will forever cement his legacy among NYers. 051
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Hey breeders, the assignment is simple: make more weirdos. 000
Reposted by John SnowMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Putting estrogen in my boyfriend's drink so he sneezes quieter. 7343
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I don't know who the fuck needs to hear this but the purpose of politics is to acquire power to enact policies that materially help people, not produce a morally upstanding minority party. 030
Reposted by John SnowYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026not loving the way this worldwide game of mad libs is turning out 122819
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Interesting how California was willing to do all that election fraud to defeat Pratt but just didn’t have it in them to take out Hilton. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/u...nytimes.comHilton Beats Steyer to Win Second Spot in California Governor Race 052
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026MJ was a real one. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/s...nytimes.comMarc Johnson, Street Skateboarder Who Shaped a Sport’s Culture, Dies at 49 010
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026"I’ve had to lower the y-axis on our issue approval chart multiple times over the past couple months to compensate for how quickly Trump has lost support on inflation." 110
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Democrats, just an FYI that THIS is how you do politics: gothamist.com/news/fifa-wo...gothamist.comFIFA World Cup tickets for $50? For lucky New Yorkers, yes.The city announced plans to lottery off 1,000 tickets at the bargain-basement price. 010
Reposted by John SnowUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/05/2026but she’s taking some time to work on herself 854897
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Our ability to etch 20 billion transistors into a space the size of a fingernail so that we can argue about whether the earth is flat while we take a shit is simply unrivaled. 050
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Pre-love, as in I really pre-love what you’ve done with the place. 000
Reposted by John Snowlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/05/2026there's a now-constant low grade conflict on this site between people fundamentally still divided on their feelings about democratic primaries in 2016 and 2020 and frankly i think the whole thing is stupid 1360826
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The hantavirus-panic industrial complex is in full swing now. There is NOT going to be a major Hantavirus outbreak. But why let that get in the way of stoking fear to drive traffic? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/14/h...nytimes.comHantavirus Doesn’t Spread Easily but Officials May Be Downplaying Risks 010
Reposted by John SnowTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/05/2026prosecution: side bar, your honor?😒 defense: salad bar, your honor?😏 judge: oh fuck yeah, case dismissed, tap tap tap 0281
Reposted by John Snow𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you believe that humans are the result of “intelligent design” you probably never saw me choke on my own spit. 613942
Reposted by John SnowJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/05/2026easily halving my screen time by keeping one eye closed 1520616
Reposted by John Snowandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/05/2026I keep alexa because I think it's good for amazon's language model to be trained on someone who always tells it to shut the fuck up 1448890
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"It was the best of A321EOW, it was the worst of A321EOW." 010
Reposted by John Snowwint @dril.bsky.social · 03/04/2026when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore 946058761
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026New York just isn't the same now that all the wealthy people have left and I have refer to everyone as comrade. 070
Reposted by John SnowJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Some Thanksgiving conversation starters: "How about everything going on in politics these days?" "I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think? "I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex." 1520941
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Pro fucking move. Grifters gonna grift. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/b...nytimes.comShe Took JPMorgan for $175 Million. That Doesn’t Include Her Restaurant Bills. 130
Reposted by John SnowJohn Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2025UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice. 517034
Reposted by John SnowHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped. 775891551
