Reposted by John SnowDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GenX should get a prize in our Ibuprofen 1216445
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There could never be another explanation, like an attempt at a high-concept ad designed to convey the idea that when you wear Chuck Taylors that’s all people notice about you. That’s just a ludicrous idea. 001
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Seize the day, Eat pie for breakfast, Punch a clown, Desecrate a holy relic 66623
Reposted by John SnowPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026for example maybe the next administration renames the lake “Sundar Pichai is a Bitch” i’m just spitballing here 17117558
Reposted by John SnowKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Do we know for certain JD Vance didn’t meet Dolly Parton within the last 72 hours? 21658
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Reducing my carbon footprint by walking into the ocean 092
Reposted by John SnowAmber @risettemd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026SpaceX and Tesla are basically copying Enron at this point. Economists realize that, right? 29264731466
Reposted by John SnowMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026LEFT: Two-time winners of World Cup. RIGHT: Ten-time loser of Iran War. 2040897
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If you would like to have a 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell just dial 1-900-BRAIN STEM 171
Reposted by John SnowStephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A person can have leftwing views about class, poverty, inequality, etc. and still have regressive views about women, POC, immigrants, LGBTQ people, in an combination. They can even have (or pretend to have) progressive views on all the latter and then be shitty/hypocrites in their personal lives. 714117
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026WhiteClaude: when you drink a Whiteclaw for breakfast and let Claude do all your work. 010
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Defund SCOTUS and add 91 more justices. Make the court completely unworkable. Render it useless. Grind it into dust. 010
Reposted by John SnowGod @thegodshow.com · 30/06/2026Thou shalt expand and reform the Supreme Court. Thou shalt only support candidates who promise to do so. Can I get an amen? 50370811219
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So predictable. Didn't see Gorsuch joining the Fox news grandpas, though. 010
Reposted by John Snowceej @ceej.online · 28/06/2026For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel 763486458
Reposted by John Snowgeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“still punk,” i whisper after apologizing to the unseen squeaky dog toy i startled myself by stepping on 21843137
Reposted by John SnowFuck this timeline 🫘 @anonymousnow.bsky.social · 16/06/2026They couldn’t foil a baked potato. 051
Reposted by John SnowBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Fascism's a fever you break with shit like what happened in New York last night. Create more excuses to feel things like that together. 214180782620
Reposted by John SnowThanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Knicks celebrations are a small preview of the massive public expressions of joy when It finally happens 1213
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026New York beating Texas is also a major vibe shift. This is just the beginning. 000
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 14/06/20261000 justices. Make it completely unworkable and render the court useless. 000
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Make no mistake, this is not just a huge win for the Knicks, it's a huge win for Mamdani. The Knicks winning a title on his watch will forever cement his legacy among NYers. 051
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Hey breeders, the assignment is simple: make more weirdos. 000
Reposted by John SnowMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Putting estrogen in my boyfriend's drink so he sneezes quieter. 7343
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Just putting men in their 20s changes them. The question is, can you listen, learn, evolve and grow? A lot guys don't. That's what we now call the manosphere. GP is clearly of that world but seems to have the self-awareness to exist outside of it. 120
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Your reasonable and evenhanded approach is brave. Good luck! 030
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I don't know who the fuck needs to hear this but the purpose of politics is to acquire power to enact policies that materially help people, not produce a morally upstanding minority party. 030
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Cool, bro. Those incest victims who have to carry their pregnancies to term because we can't get enough votes in the Senate to legalize abortion really appreciate it. I'm sure if you explain how important your principles are, they will understand. 100
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Now that is a winning message. Have you thought about getting into politics? 200
Reposted by John SnowYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026not loving the way this worldwide game of mad libs is turning out 122819
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hey, just a heads up that actual voters in the real world give 0 fucks about the dominant political opinions on BlueSky 300
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Interesting how California was willing to do all that election fraud to defeat Pratt but just didn’t have it in them to take out Hilton. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/u...nytimes.comHilton Beats Steyer to Win Second Spot in California Governor Race 052
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Trump’s intelligence is that he understands there are a lot of gullible people in the world who will love you for telling them what they want to hear. 020
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This all ends when Trump dies. But like the other civil war we are going to need a reconstruction period with changes to the constitution to prevent this from happening again. 381
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Well thank goodness she stated publicly on live microphone that she had nothing to do with Epstein otherwise we might believe this obviously untrue claim. 0251
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Kook or not, he seems to understand that talking about your crystal collection is the best way to connect with Los Angelenos. 020
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026MJ was a real one. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/29/s...nytimes.comMarc Johnson, Street Skateboarder Who Shaped a Sport’s Culture, Dies at 49 010
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026"I’ve had to lower the y-axis on our issue approval chart multiple times over the past couple months to compensate for how quickly Trump has lost support on inflation." 110
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Democrats, just an FYI that THIS is how you do politics: gothamist.com/news/fifa-wo...gothamist.comFIFA World Cup tickets for $50? For lucky New Yorkers, yes.The city announced plans to lottery off 1,000 tickets at the bargain-basement price. 010
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Also glaring evidence that they have no idea how the economy actually works. 020
Reposted by John SnowUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/05/2026but she’s taking some time to work on herself 854897
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Some people just can’t accept that they paid to watch Matrix Revolutions. 0100
John Snow @snowjohn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Our ability to etch 20 billion transistors into a space the size of a fingernail so that we can argue about whether the earth is flat while we take a shit is simply unrivaled. 050
