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It's not OK that we're being called slurs by the Sec of Defense. It just isn't.

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Was absolutely destroying Elden Ring until I met Messmer. God damn, good sir. You make Malenia seem like the tutorial boss.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 2h

Was absolutely destroying Elden Ring until I met Messmer. God damn, good sir. You make Malenia seem like the tutorial boss.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 6h

The fact that 50% of the country experiences things regularly and yet it's revelatory / shocking when they talk about it really says a lot.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 6h

Jeanine's already getting the cork twister ready for a busy night

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 8h

GOP strategists: Oh shit everything is falling apart we need a new distraction Sen Schmitt: What if we bring up Jan 6 and make Jack Smith look good while making us look like a bunch of conspiratorial sycophantic jackasses? GOP strategists: ...

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 9h

Geez what are they putting in the water lately

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 9h

Geez what are they putting in the water lately

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 18h

I'm post-op and I've had several experiences with gyn exams and that shit is inhumane.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 20h

Folks, I'm but a humble homosexual but I think straight men really gotta get their shit together because wtf is this shit lately

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 20h

Watching this teen girl waitress flirt with two boys makes me want to vomit out my salad 🤮 Girl what are you even doing they clearly have single digit IQs. Combined.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 23h

Porn used to have class

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Horror film where a depressed man goes to the doctor and body horror ensues as he is surgically crafted into Pagliacci

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 23h

If you liked Sonic 2 more than Sonic 3 and Knuckles, how'd your transition go?

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Michelle, a good witch @hiyinx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Golden Halberd! Or Blasphemous Blade

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's actually been proven by scientists in science labs that it's impossible to hate Earth, Wind and Fire

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rare Amber uncomfy selfie angles AKA angles where I feel less comfortable about my femininity

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cute is kinda my thing ngl

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When life gives you a chibiface, you make Kawaii-ade

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As a tranny, I have more bravery in my left pinkie finger than this man has in his entire body.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Are you and Michelle the same in private as you are here?"

Amber and Michelle doing a funny Sponge Bob knockoff about Diogenes of Sinope fucking with Plato

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Only two had orchiectomies?

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can you believe I get to be with her ❤️

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can't believe this article was only a few hours old before this man's entire political future went up in flames. "We hear he's trustworthy" - hours before he defames a witness with false information on live television.

We hear the VP views Schmitt, 51, as trustworthy, intelligent, articulate and a deft political operator.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't think there's anywhere near enough focus on Senator Kennedy nearly tripping over himself to hold up Schmitt's stupid poster board the second time. He was so excited 😭

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good morning to everyone but especially Sen Eric Schmitt. May this day be the longest you've ever experienced.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Are you and Michelle the same in private as you are here?"

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I will evangelize Phantasy Star IV until I die. Fucking GOAT JRPG

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This whole Senator Schmitt thing is a reminder that no matter how corrupt these assholes are, it's wholly surpassed by their incompetence.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can't get over the fact that Senator Schmitt literally had a posterboard "gotcha" ready-made but was so embarrassed to be caught that he wouldn't show it again when asked by the very person he accused of conspiracy.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's not nearly as severe as most cisgender women's stories, but my first experience of sexual harassment as a woman was in an elevator. A man was sizing me up with his eyes and said "Mmm mmm mmm your husband must enjoy you.... Lucky guy." Never reported it, didn't want to be the nail sticking out.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rare Amber uncomfy selfie angles AKA angles where I feel less comfortable about my femininity

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Horror film where a depressed man goes to the doctor and body horror ensues as he is surgically crafted into Pagliacci

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is the old school RisetteMD some of you may remember from the early 2020s

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People like Professor Bollocks could have, should have and probably DID know better. From the very onset we knew COVID was a vasculitis posing as a respiratory infection. It binds endothelial ACEII receptors. That's why the early tests were all wildly abnormal coagulation labs like D-dimer.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you've got Dunning and Kruger by the balls

Senator Schmitt, about to find out that he's a colossal moron

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Super America, the best country on Ultra Earth

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Right wing talking points are deliberately highly homogenized and prepared way ahead of time / disseminated to influencers and anchors. It's exceedingly obvious that none of these people were prepared for what just happened.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the early 2010s my dad used to send me these obnoxious fake political chain emails and I would fact check every one of them. One day he got angry about it so I asked him "why are you mad at the person who tells you the truth and not the person who lied to you?"

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's super weird to see how the entire right-wing media echo chamber all had clearly prepared presentations after this Jack Smith thing (VP talk, Smith discredited, etc) and they didn't have enough time to adjust those narratives after that massive clusterfuck.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wow what the fuck is wrong with the upscaling in the Switch 2 version of Witcher 3? Looks fucking atrocious. Like if you upscaled 480p to 4k 🤮

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's a game from the 90s called 3D Ultra Mini Golf and one of the courses is pirate-themed. The opening intro always sounded like "Yarr, ye kicked me in the dick" and it's the only thing I can hear.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For those that don't know, this is what happens if you inject testosterone but don't lift weights / work out.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reminder that Principal Belding was 40 in Saved By the Bell

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Southern Baptist Convention would like to remind members not to play Freebird during service.

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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone introduce Trump to Romana Didulo.

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