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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8h
punk’s not dead
“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4h
judging by the size of this alleged toddler, i’m suspicious this is ai
an ai military funeral — the deceased soldier (maybe a marine?) has been seen back together crooked & doesn’t fit in his casket, which somehow, a toddler is able to peer down into
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 5h
I cant decide if yelling at the pope about local AI models is funnier than Rod Dreher trying to push his book in person
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Richard Baker @bakerart.bsky.social · 5h
Still life from 9 years ago, oil on canvas, with a vivid background which is actually a very zany summer shirt, an African carved seated figure with a flat hat, fruits and gourds plus what I think are a couple of Armenian cucumbers #stilllife #oiloncanvas
Still life from 9 years ago, oil on canvas, with a vivid background which is actually a very zany summer shirt, an African carved seated figure with a flat hat, fruits and gourds plus what I think are a couple of Armenian cucumbers
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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 4h
Last night I left the balcony door open because it was nice out and woke up to a raccoon sneaking in to eat my cat's food. All I could see was a big furry tail lol Told him to get out and closed the door after he was gone. Dexter was mad as hell but didn't hiss or yell at him which was unusual.
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James Petruzzi @hawaiianimages.bsky.social · 5h
"Gaze long enough into the laundry, and the laundry will gaze into you" #Caturday
My full laundry basket with a ticked tabby occupant burrowed under the clothes, head visible at lower right and tail at upper left (he is a Long Boi)
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 5h
"No one elected you" I beg your pardon
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Conclave Vape
Alt: Cardinal Tedesco vaping furiously in the movie Conclave
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 7h
I keep seeing people say some version of "it used to be normal to politely disagree on things before the Internet," and I don't think that's right. It was and remains normal to not be a shithead in face-to-face communication. We just have less of that now, and WAY less with people we disagree with.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 5h
this is how it feels knowing i'm going to wear the same style of skinny jeans i discovered in 2013 for the rest of my life
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 5h
Humpback Whale ‘Rio’ Heads Back West Toward SF Bay After Ending Up In Sacramento River sfist.com/2026/09/22/h... 🧪 🦑 🌍️
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Humpback Whale ‘Rio’ Heads Back West Toward SF Bay After Ending Up In Sacramento River
A wayward humpback whale known as “Rio” is heading back toward the ocean after making its way inland from SF Bay into the Sacramento River last week, where its unusual detour drew crowds of excited…
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 6h
currently being gang stalked by shadow demons who are trying to prey on my deepest fears and insecurities to cause a psychotic break. Does anyone need anything.
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Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 4h
1946 Studebaker M15A Pickup 4-Speed
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1946 Studebaker M15A Pickup 4-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 1946 Studebaker M15A Pickup 4-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #267,663.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5h
When you die they tell you who let the dogs out
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Jeanne Timmons @mostlymammoths.bsky.social · 4h
Peaceful setting up north.
Water cascading down a series of rocks, pooling at one place and then continuing down below.  A wooden fence on a rock wall is part of the viewing area.  The area is starting to look like fall, with yellow leaves appearing amongst the green.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 18h
First time catching a sunset in a squirrel eye. Might make this a thing.
The vertical eye of a squirrel with the reflection of the sun setting over trees in the distance and the reflection of the tree in the foreground
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 18h
Opening a daycare as a front for my Fight Club for babies.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"soy boy" is NOT an insult! "soy boy" is the name of the creation i carved from fermented bean curd and whom i am going to make real using the darkest of magics
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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sueromantic furries have to be folks who are romantically attracted to Sue, the T. rex If not, I'll be very disappointed 💕 🦖
A full mounted skeleton of a T. rex in the Field museum of natural history
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Shaily Patel @vox-magica.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
makes you wonder why schools keep targeting religion departments for closure, doesn’t it?
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me today.... So glad the weekend is almost here 🫩 Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm. Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC. 📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
Small translucent amber figurine carved in the shape of a squatting monkey. The figure has a detailed face with expressive eyes and rests its chin on its hands, appearing thoughtful. It sits atop a rectangular platform supported by four rounded, balloon-like legs.
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Kevin Wilbraham @kpw1453.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ‘Malone Hoard’ - 19 polished stone axe heads from the Neolithic which were found at Danesfort House, on Malone Road in Belfast during the 19th century. Now part of the collections at the Ulster Museum in Belfast. 📸 My own. #FindsFriday #Prehistory #Archaeology #Belfast
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hegseth going after "weirdos" in the military? he's never served in Ranger or Paratrooper units or he'd know - weirdos know how to get commo up by bouncing signal off hills and can reprogram the radio blindfolded. they also max PT tests and qualify expert marksman. not many gymbros can keep up
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ornate Saxon copper disc brooch decorated with gold and garnets, AD 650-670. It must have been a treasured possession! From Floral Street, Covent Garden, once the heart of ‘Lundenwic’, the early Saxon town of London. Museum of London 📷 by me #FindsFriday #Archaeology
My photo shows a circular Saxon brooch made of copper, the front of which is ornately embellished with gold and garnets. There are five raised, circular, gold bosses which are outlined with inlaid garnet slabs, and each set with a central, round garnet. Four of the gold bosses are arranged around a fifth, larger, gold boss in the centre of the brooch. The central boss sits within a star-like, four-pointed geometric shape composed of a mosaic of inlaid garnet slabs. The outer edge of the brooch is decorated with two rows of tiny inlaid polished garnets. The eight gold sections at either side of the four smaller bosses are decorated with raised gold filigree which looks like looped, braided cord. Parts of the brooch are worn, with some chipped edges, and missing garnet stones. The brooch measures approximately 7 cm in diameter. It is displayed on a clear glass surface. It was excavated from a woman's grave by AOC Archaeology in 2000 ahead of development construction works. This type of brooch was a fashionable status piece amongst wealthy aristocratic Anglo-Saxon women in the AD 600s. The woman's grave also contained glass beads and silver rings.
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taenia @taenia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They have some really good ones, too
A cuddle puddle of Australian Wood Duck ducklingsAustralian shelduck with shelducklingsA Pink-eared Duck with four neatly organized babiesA pair of Black Swans swimming with a group of fuzzy little cygnets
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN it's baby duck season in the Southern hemisphere?!???
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Michael Namikas @michaelnamikas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is cruel and unusual punishment. Some people probably deserve to die but our justice system should not and cannot decide and administer that punishment
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
DO NOT INJECT THIS
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michael Tracy is physically normal looking. What people are responding to is that you can tell just by looking that he doesn't respect or give a shit about anybody- he doesn't even comb his hair before he goes on TV. You can actively see the stink lines coming off him. It's gross.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/10/2026
it's no coincidence that the "no sex scenes in movies" discourse is driven by a generation that has never not had access to on-demand pornography. they didn't have to spend the 80s patiently biding time between brian de palma films just to catch a glimpse of skin. it's unabashed tiddy privilege.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026
Anyway, seems like a shitty day so I thought people might want to look at some cows looking like extras is Midsommar.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026
It’s called Almabtrieb and it’s great
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I almost forgot that it’s cow parade season
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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah it's skull season baby! youtu.be/8XW9vJQHRDk?...
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Skuller
YouTube video by Zorak
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New favorite negative audiobook review: the woman who criticized the Transatlantic accent I did for the part of an aging 1940s starlet, because she thinks I’m British and making fun of Americans
“Loving every conversation (Ms Marple is a triumph), the setting, the line of characters (-Sylvia), the connections between them, motives, 1st person narrations. However the accent on Sylvia is offensive, no American says "Baby"like that. Do Brits think we have speech impairments? I listen to Brit mysteries daily and this is the worst American accent. I will have to skip her chapters entirely next listen. Love overall!”
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It's Gloria! @smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to be real with you guys but I googled what that gal who is being executed right now did and, well, gotta admit dying a tortuous death is also what happened to her victim. Coleen was her friend and trusted her and got led into the woods and beaten to death for it
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a bunch of people are apparently threatening to kill michael tracey. i understand their concerns, and i think it’s on him to address them
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026
filtering the fuck out of your face not only gives you a warped sense of yourself, it perpetuates unattainable ideals for anyone who sees your pics and doesn't realize they're altered. this shit really should not exist
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 01/10/2026
the tiktok scolds are finding out about the aristocrats joke and it's so funny. the actual joke sucks ass and is boring imo but getting actually mad at it is kinda funny in a meta way that I can't really describe lol
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Ren-emy Of The State🏳️‍⚧️ @ratgalactic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Old fat white guy sitting in a pool with a fountain, surrounded by tropical plants.
Text reads:
Unbothered.  Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: WHY DO YOU HATE US SUCH A LONG WALK... JK THANK U 4 THE INFO Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #abac0e2d566 F: #f47a723dfa9
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: RIGHT NOW THE ANTI SKID IS NOT ILLUMINATED. ITS BEEN INTERMITTANT WE WILL PLAN A NORMAL LANDING AT JFK-BUT READY FOR A FAILURE IF IT HAPPENS. PERF IS GOOD Area: Virginia, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a907d393e16 F: #fa4dcf3cf46
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Laura Seay @texasinafrica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm at the Ryman Auditorium tonight, where the Indigo Girls played their anti-death penalty anthem "Faye Tucker" while not knowing that the state of Tennessee was simultaneously botching another execution.
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Joe Cirincione @joecirin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The last U.S. soldier has finally left Iraq. They never should have been there in the first place. $3 Trillion and 550,000 deaths later, we can say with certainty that the war was a catastrophic blunder. joecirincione.substack.com/p/we-warned-...
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We Warned You. The Iraq War Was a Disaster
On September 30, the last US soldiers left Iraq. They never should have invaded.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Purposefully being Danish at a historical inauguration for men is a form of cisnormativity
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Them: I’m in the computer science department (AI fanboy, extractive labor, lack of consent, thinks they’ve built god) Me: I’m in the computer science department (the kind of dweeb excited by the combination of a disc drive and number pad)
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to eat these fluorite hedgehogs so bad.
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Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution @whoi.edu · 30/09/2026
What's the connection between the floods, wildfires, and drought in the headlines? Join us for a live virtual discussion with ocean experts to understand El Niño's consequences around the world—and in your community. 📲Sign up for #OceanEncounters: go.whoi.edu/2026-el-nino
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