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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Mr.Snrub @mrsnrub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or maybe...
@thomas_violence

I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i dont care what hill i die on, ill be dead! let it be a valley or pit for all i care. im serious!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Well, if I say one person [is the most important gay person in my life], I'm going to get in trouble with all the rest of 'em, aren't I?
You know how gay people are!"
Kyle Chandler when asked who the most important gay person in his life is
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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weird amazon brand names bot @brandsbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ZHITE ZHITE 5 Pairs Floral Socks Women Nordic Stripe Textured Flower Cotton Socks, Girls Vintage Cute Flower Sweet Socks www.amazon.com/dp/B0BQN6PSG3
ZHITE 5 Pairs Floral Socks Women Nordic Stripe Textured Flower Cotton Socks, Gir
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🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Carly Gay Stepson
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i reckon this time the difficult decisions will go in favour of the working class and oppressed minorities
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 13/09/2026
Today we remember captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, who on this day in history flew a Boeing 767 into the north tower of the World Trade Center,
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reminded of maybe the best joke from the perpetually underrated Happy Endings
penny: And it was 2002. It was such a crazy time. we were all still reeling from events surrounding the film vanilla sky

alex: im so tired of people using vanilla sky to defend everythingn
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
50 cent had a song called candy shop but he should have had one called candle shop (fifty scents)
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me that when Betty fell off the perch some people absolutely lost their fucking minds
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Music rec for your Monday: In case you haven't been following her career, it's my duty to inform you Rebecca Black is making insane club bangers about voraciously eating pussy now music.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjk...
music.youtube.com
Waschesalon
YouTube video by Rebecca Black - Topic
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i don't think the app on my phone thats only thing is telling me when to swap invisalign aligners needs to have a fingerprint/face unlock tbh
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Glad I lived long enough to hear Laura Linney say “Sinestro” on TV
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 04/09/2026
omg he actually did it
A screenshot from twitter. User @MrBeast writes : "Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn't read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D"

There is a photo of a book cover which reads "MRBEAST THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES. JAMES PATTERSON"A screenshot from Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. The caption reads "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read."
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The author hasn't died but you know who has? Dozens of my trans friends and family. Acknowledge the harm you're actually doing instead of waving your children at us like some sort of defence. It's truly fucking pathetic.
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock saying "It's an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin starring Gal Gadot. I play Bit Coin, a beautiful young 'Blocked Chain' with a troubled past."
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ten years later its still the best thing they ever put on tv
twin peaks 3. tracy brought coffee
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i think if you say stuff like this you should be fed to hungry dogs
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
iodiocracy is documentary is real life true now of days with the world being the way it ius
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
theyre passing a law where recipe writers will have to hold their breath until their onions are caramelised if their recipe says it will take 10-15 minutes. i am pro life and take no pleasure in reporting this
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...
youtu.be
Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sure to be shared today by @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
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djoyce @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A man angrily says "DEBATE ME!" A baby responds "GA." The man shouts "APPEAL TO EMOTION!" The baby, angrily says "BA." The man retorts "AD HOMINEM"
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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weird amazon brand names bot @brandsbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
HonourSex HonourSex Women Skorts Knee Length Skirts Causal Skorts Skirts with Pockets Golf Skirt Plus Size Skorts www.amazon.com/dp/B0BPY42WB1
HonourSex Women Skorts Knee Length Skirts Causal Skorts Skirts with Pockets Golf
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ADHDers will definitely get round to complaining to Channel 4 at some point
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 18/08/2026
no war but the war on motorists
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tvanl @tvanl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Authoritarianism is when you get a fine for doing 90 in front of a kindergarten
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
every time i see any sort of american car discourse, no matter how much they try and dress it up as about social liberty or something about china (???) what it actually boils down to is: "my car is my wife and i should be allowed to speed"
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#0080 @amnesiaslowbro.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:... There is this one that blocks fans.
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lots of this from the British press rn
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
50 Cent should be called 50 Sentence because he has a bunch of sentences in his songs
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
just wanted to be clear on something given the recent speculation: I have NOT accepted a role in the harry potter show. for one I am an ally and also I have had sex before which means I do not qualify
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they should call imax eye max because you liook at it with your eyes
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Heard your Da's taken cans down to Dobby's grave x
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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