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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ugh the onus is on me again? that's the worst place for it to be, from my perspective
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you should ask for a refund
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You have free will. You can make a Kpop style photocard of Willem Dafoe if you want to
A green and pink decorated photocard holder with a picture of Willem Dafoe in a pink sweater and necklace looking demurely downward and smiling
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yooo
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how does he fuck his beard up so bad every time
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
psh my goat
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
italian american guy putting some hotdog water in his mac n cheese to loosen the sauce and make it coat the pasta better just like his nonna (pronounced wrong) taught him
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also i am one of dozens of people who do not own a car. this whole "you're in a bubble" thing is so stupid because it relies on the idea that "culture" is this single centralised thing and you if aren't aware of [popular thing] you are somehow in a self-constructed silo
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Count Snrub 🧛 @mrsnrub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or maybe...
@thomas_violence

I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the point is rolling stone and others are saying it isn't fine and we must all listen to the same stuff as each other lol
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't have a radio
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live in England why are you shouting at me
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rolling stome
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i dont care what hill i die on, ill be dead! let it be a valley or pit for all i care. im serious!
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he was liverpool's best player in that game, somehow
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Well, if I say one person [is the most important gay person in my life], I'm going to get in trouble with all the rest of 'em, aren't I?
You know how gay people are!"
Kyle Chandler when asked who the most important gay person in his life is
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cancelled after 28 seasons
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weird amazon brand names bot @brandsbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ZHITE ZHITE 5 Pairs Floral Socks Women Nordic Stripe Textured Flower Cotton Socks, Girls Vintage Cute Flower Sweet Socks www.amazon.com/dp/B0BQN6PSG3
ZHITE 5 Pairs Floral Socks Women Nordic Stripe Textured Flower Cotton Socks, Gir
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🎃 ~hanni~ 🎃 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
well well well, if it isn’t ol’
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Carly Gay Stepson
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is this on kickstarter can you share the link
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
different letters
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Darren Fletcher is a right wing propaganda machine unto himself
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i reckon this time the difficult decisions will go in favour of the working class and oppressed minorities
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
A concrete bollard painted to look like Marge Simpson.
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 13/09/2026
Today we remember captain Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, who on this day in history flew a Boeing 767 into the north tower of the World Trade Center,
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reminded of maybe the best joke from the perpetually underrated Happy Endings
penny: And it was 2002. It was such a crazy time. we were all still reeling from events surrounding the film vanilla sky

alex: im so tired of people using vanilla sky to defend everythingn
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
50 cent had a song called candy shop but he should have had one called candle shop (fifty scents)
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me that when Betty fell off the perch some people absolutely lost their fucking minds
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
size of yer forehead mate
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Music rec for your Monday: In case you haven't been following her career, it's my duty to inform you Rebecca Black is making insane club bangers about voraciously eating pussy now music.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjk...
music.youtube.com
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YouTube video by Rebecca Black - Topic
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i don't think the app on my phone thats only thing is telling me when to swap invisalign aligners needs to have a fingerprint/face unlock tbh
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sluggboi @sluggboi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hey just a heads up that Robin Hood was a thief and leftist
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Glad I lived long enough to hear Laura Linney say “Sinestro” on TV
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 04/09/2026
omg he actually did it
A screenshot from twitter. User @MrBeast writes : "Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn't read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D"

There is a photo of a book cover which reads "MRBEAST THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES. JAMES PATTERSON"A screenshot from Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. The caption reads "I'm one of the few people who've written more books than they've read."
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The author hasn't died but you know who has? Dozens of my trans friends and family. Acknowledge the harm you're actually doing instead of waving your children at us like some sort of defence. It's truly fucking pathetic.
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