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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 18h

Next time the gang plays Secret Hitler I'm bringing my 137-year-old grandfather from Argentina

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 19h

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Adolf Hitler had to write an essay about why genocide is bad before he was allowed to retire to Argentina.

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Wherever there's a pile of rotting meat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a trash bag bursting in the sun, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way maggots squirm when they molt. An’ when we find a glistening lump of shit in the grass, –why, I’ll be there too.” -- if Tom Joad had been born a housefly

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Francis Scott Key later became a baseball umpire, but he got tired of people yelling at him "OH SAY, CAN YOU SEE?"

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

IDEA FOR A TV SHOW: Undocumented workers lay traps for child molesters, titled ALIEN VS PREDATOR

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They're worried about the birth rate? Nine months after he dies, the birth rate will SKYROCKET

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I was very confused by the new Resident Evil movie because it doesn't suck.

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RIP, Peter Max, the only graphic artist I can think of whose brand was so omnipresent that he managed to get his own cereal. Reid Miles never got a cereal. Hipgnosis never got a cereal. Roy Kuhlman never got a cereal. Only Peter Max. His work graced everything from earrings to phone books.

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Patel, leaving the hearing: Well, they're not talking about my alcoholism anymore!

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

PATEL (to himself) don't mention the dogs don't mention the dogs don't mention the dogs don't mention the dogs SENATOR: Mr. Patel, do you fuck dogs? PATEL: Would that be so bad?

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oh no, not Ed Sheeran! Now I'll never be able to watch that season of Game of Thrones again

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So Giuliani fucks his cousin, Trump fucks children, Vance fucks couches and Patel fucks animals. Am I all caught up?

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In other news, please look at this photo of a 16-year-old Willem Dafoe playing Charlie Brown in a production of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What is it, what nameless, inscrutable, unearthly thing is it

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I wonder how many stars of the 1970s are now known primarily for their guest shots on Columbo. Like, do people go up to Faye Dunaway and say "Oh, I know you, you wore that horrible party dress in "It's All in the Game!"

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Went into a movie tonight without realizing it was an Angel Studios picture. I have never left a theater faster.

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hate them all you want, but man, cockroaches are good at scuttling. 10/10 scuttlers

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We're laughing at how terrible he looks, but someday soon his flesh is going to slough off, revealing his true Brundlefly form, and then we'll be sorry

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Released on Tuesday, September 11, 2001:

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Thomas Edison invented putting light bulbs over people's heads when they have an idea. That's how he invented so many things, he just walked around looking for people with light bulbs over their heads, and then he'd go ask them what they were thinking about. Then he'd steal their ideas.

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