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@slightly76.bsky.social
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Trinkets. Odds and ends. That sort of thing. Player of games. Encumbered by CFS. Aspirational voice person. Recently bootcamped JavaScript. Enthusiastic about lethargy. Opinions mine, not employer's. Avatar by @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social

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slightly76 @slightly76.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spurs goals have been proscribed
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
British people will walk past a Starbucks, Burger King, Costa Coffee, Taco Bell, Blank Street and not even notice. Then they'll see an independent shop called Al-Badr Supermarket and cry about how the UK is being taken over by foreigners.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Ian Pethick @ianpethick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, Jeffrey Archer got into Oxford on the back of made up A level results and a non existent degree from an American university. Interesting to compare the different reaction from media and politicians to that which was handed out to Professor Jason Arday.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have an upstairs neighbor who is, I assume, a hundred horses, each made of many individual bowling balls
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
INVENTOR: i have just created the push button MARKETING GUY: should i do a press release INVENTOR: that’s how it works, yes
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
Shane (@shane_oaddo) on twitter: "Being a wright brothers hater must’ve been so crazy, you think ur about to watch 2 annoying nerds die then they give man dominion over the sky forever"
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rectangular sticker that shows a simulation of the Oregon Trail game screen with the wagon and below it says you have died from American salad
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Craig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favourite musical is 'The Sound Of U Can't Touch This' by Rodgers & Hammer Time
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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Death or glory. I'm not making two stops.
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Suella Braverman English? 🍞
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In these challenging times someone might need these: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: SHOUT to 85258 Please share x
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did a Triffid write this?
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My bear's diarrhoea problems are starting to worry me. The vet says he's getting better but he's not out of the woods yet.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig.
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François - Frozax Games @frozax.com · 14/09/2026
Debugging and tuning the AI players in KorrPadel Want to help shape the game? Playtest applications are open! #padel #padelgame #videojuegos #gamedev #PadelEspaña #indiedev
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I GUESS WE’LL SEE, SOME DAY
static.klipy.com
Jon Stewart's Boom Mic Drop
ALT: Jon Stewart's Boom Mic Drop
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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
⚠️ NEWS: Britain "Not Ready" For Nuclear War. Please share this important update. 🙏
youtu.be
Putin Asked to DELAY Armageddon - #BrokenNews
UK residents have written an open letter to Vladimir Putin asking h...
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Jennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's actually safe to invite Gen X vampires in because they're going to cancel at the last minute anyway.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Cakemittens @cakemittens
an app following the success of grindr and tinder called spindr that matches you with two princes who adore you
9:56 AM • 2015-04-15
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
thomas violence @thomas_violence
vegan huh? you know else was vegan? hitler. he was also a wiccan. and a feminist. and his name was claire. wait no i'm thinking of claire
3:59 AM • 2014-08-03
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah so we are relying on Farage's ignorance of a crime he has explained to him on tape and which the co-conspirators make clear he prefers not to know the details, but is fine with...
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why are the media being so hard on Farage? It’s not as if he’s a black academic, is it?
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck yeah
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 29/08/2026
Liam Delap's first contribution at Forest is throwing the ball into the box, the genes are strong
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slightly76 @slightly76.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
KAI HAVERTZ AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR! #Arsenal
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mildly disappointed that this isn't being shown on Dave.
A Korean TV series called Trigger.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/08/2026
I actually do have skin in the game. I’m playing skinball
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is ‘John Le Mesurier’ the French for ‘Jean the Quantity Surveyor’?
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Simon Cox @simonfrcox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you MUST message me about a national emergency DON’T SAY I “should not undertake any activity that could start a fire” SAY “do not do anything that could start a fire” You’re not drafting legislation, you’re talking to people many of whom have a reading age of 6.
gov.uk
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
idk . someone probably should’ve asked fred 😬
What happens to your blood pressure when you eat Ginger 🤔
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
X is a major national security vulnerability that UK government and politicians continue to prop up.
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Most X accounts posting about Belfast and Southampton unrest were based outside UK
Exclusive: Analysis shows 55% of accounts were overseas – and seven of 12 most-read posts came from US
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NAK👍✨Bass/Youtube @nakbass.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hello,World! / NAK Composer:NAK Bass,Guitar,Piano:NAK #Bass #Guitar #DTM #OriginalMusic www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7_S...
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【NAK】Hello,World! / NAK【Original Music】
YouTube video by NAK
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
JENNIFER ANISTON PHILLIPA SUE
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Someone once threw some herbs in my eyes. It didn't blind me but I'm now parsley sighted.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
GIVE THE MAN A FISH AND MAKE HIM GO AWAY ALREADY I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW.
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Jack Harrison @jlharrison.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now the one thing I would not do if I was already in hot water over seven figure sums of money is taunt the newspaper run by accountants into digging deeper.
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Martin D.B. Brown @martindbbrown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nods.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some sad news. The Inventor of throat lozenges died last night. As per his wishes, there will be no coffin at the funeral.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I just annoyed my sister-in-law while we were out looking for a new carpet, b/c I laughed when she said straightfaced to the store guy “It’s for a teenage boy’s bedroom. I expect to be cleaning up stains. You know what they’re like; spilling their juice on the floor.” Nope. Its set me off again. 😂
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slightly76 @slightly76.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I imagine there'll be plenty of content creators sharing short format videos of the horse drawn carriage at her funeral. For sure, there'll be totally clips of the cart.
Headline "Bonnie Tyler's funeral to be broadcast to fans around the world"
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
these Young Male Christians should form some sort of Association, then they could offer services beyond gymnasiums and shower facilities, such as short-term lodging at which it might be fun to stay
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⩜⃝Black At It @blackanarchist.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
Real. This is y’all? 👀
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slightly76 @slightly76.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hydration Break
Image from Blue Peter episode where the elephant pees on the studio floor
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slightly76 @slightly76.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bellingham here with his S-Foils locked in attack position.
Jude Bellingham with arms outstretched. Another player is behind him with his arms also outstretched. This makes Jude look like he has four arms and a bit like an X-Wing Fighter.
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