BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12hA way to drive the right wing insane en masse: with no explanation or apology, prepend the words "tiny little" to their names: tiny little Pete Hegseth tiny little President Trump tiny little Tommy Tuberville think of the energy they'd expend on that it's so EASY 0124
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A lot of the discussion about 80s music engages in Pat Benetar erasure. Any account of pop culture in the 80s must include Pat Benetar, she was everywhere.static.klipy.comBenatar BestoverbiteALT: Benatar Bestoverbite 6241
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is the last month in history in which you will not be able to play Grand Theft Auto 6 060
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not all new country music is bad www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IRj...youtube.com"Gas Station" - Willi CarlisleYouTube video by Willi Carlisle 261
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm choosing to read this as "one foot out the door" 020
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have no problem with algorithmic music generation. In fact, I think it poses all sorts of interesting questions about the nature of creativity. So much so that I propose that we devote 100% of all AI compute to producing music. All of it. Every single bit. 050
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Installed Siri AI, asked it to open a webpage. It did. With Safari. I asked it to open the same page in Chrome. It told me I needed to specify. Then I specified, and it told me it couldn’t open a web page with Chrome. I should not have updated. Now a finicky idiot lives on my hard drive. 050
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So hungry for the gotcha moment that they made the error most grievously wounding to fragile male egos: they Failed To Know Sports 0161
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now with the Questionable Decisions Expansion Pack! www.e-upgames.come-upgames.comMaking Board Games Great Again!Take control of the Pentagon! Twenty American cities are up for grabs. Send in the National Guard. Put your opponents On ICE. The last one standing is the winner! 000
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HOW TO SUCCEED: Find yourself a group of friends who make snarky comments about the Council of Nicaea in the group chat 2161
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To be or not to be? THAT is the fucking question 390
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Only hiring candidates who being a full martini shaker, olives, and a chilled cocktail glass to the interview 0150
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finally got around to listening to the new Chat Pile record. Well. That was harrowing. It’s an excellent record. Maybe their best yet. But it will not put a smile on your face nor a spring in your step. 030
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I made a casserole for dinner we ate it at 5 PM now I’m going to put on my cardigan, sit in my recliner, and fear change 2260
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026thing make heat but space hold heat real good heat make thing melt this bad idea 260
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Making a bunch of merchants to populate a fantasy city and I made myself giggle with "Skullcrusher & Perkins, Confectioners" that side quest practically writes itself 2171
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tommy Tuberville genuinely trying to be the dumbest man in Alabama and he might succeed because he’s doing it from Florida 0182
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Brace yourself: U2 is about to try to be relevant again, I can smell it 6221
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I want to be thinky: Pendragon When I want to be stabby: Dragonbane When I dont actually want to play but do want to read something interesting that has stat blocks in it: Call of Cthulhu 0121
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The problem with eating breakfast at 4 AM is, wellstatic.klipy.comLOTR: Second BreakfastALT: LOTR: Second Breakfast 2170
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was a waiter for many years and frankly I don’t give a damn if you’re polite or not. Tip, don’t camp, and you can yell at me until you’re hoarse if that floats your boat, because to me? You are not a real person, you are a set of obligations occupying space, eat and leave, bucko 190
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026can we please fast forward to the part where the Dems sweep the midterms and everybody has taken a week off of work to play GTA 6 0110
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I like everything about this plan except making the pickles 381
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026WSJ Art Critic Confuses Nitpicking With Criticism 192
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have long suspected that my breathing brain is borrowing compute cycles from my thinking brain, it’s good to see those suspicions confirmed 060
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don't understand anything about Canadian provincial politics but watching the BC Conservatives' shoot themselves in the foot while stepping on a rake on their way to an own goal has been deeply satisfyingstatic.klipy.comDumpster Fire I Like A Good Dumpster FireALT: Dumpster Fire I Like A Good Dumpster Fire 050
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now would be a great time to go rob houses in the Cowichan Valley, because the entirety of its population is at this fair 130
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A fair must contain many elements that are fun and frivolous but it must also contain at least one work of folk art that absolutely takes one’s breath away 2307
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Puzzling absence of funnel cake, but mini donuts are plentiful 080
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That’s less a stroller and more a Mobile Child Containment Unit, all it needs now is artillery mounted on the prow 062
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This song lurches and meanders and digresses and never really gets to the point, which is precisely its point. It's Neil awkwardly telling us goodbye while still saying hello and it is so, so, so heartbreakingly sad yet somehow suffused with obdurate hope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDH...youtube.comNeil Young & The Chrome Hearts - Soon I Might Be Going (Official Audio)YouTube video by neilyoungchannel 0182
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hegseth sure does spend a lot of time thinking about dicks. Hard dicks. Big, throbbing, veiny, hard dicks. 283
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If this bechamel rises over the rim of the casserole dish and spills, I simply will claim that it “escaped containment”, thus avoiding all responsibility for cleaning up the mess that I caused 0120
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mastered bechamel sauce and now I’m on a quest to find all the foods that would be improved by the addition of bechamel and Gentle Reader that is a looooong list 1130
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/202620-year-old me was trying VERY hard not to reach the age I seem to have arrived at, so I think he would be impressed at the stubborn resilience of the human meat machine 0140
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A good trend for Brendan to model would be to stop shilling for Hasbro’s mediocre neofeudal power fantasy and instead to promote one (or several) of the dozens of indie TTRPGs specifically designed to critique the power dynamics he claims to be worries about 1101
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comGrim Reaper: Death's SolitudeALT: Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude 091
BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Said something mildly positive about GURPS in a TTRPG subreddit, probably getting banned for life 6110