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BitterOldPunk

@bitteroldpunk.bsky.social
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I could tell you but I’d have to bore you. Fan of tuna noodle casserole and ugly music. Alabamian lucky enough to live on Vancouver Island. I talk too much about tabletop role-playing games.

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12h
The collected works of Bob fucking Dylan
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 12h
A way to drive the right wing insane en masse: with no explanation or apology, prepend the words "tiny little" to their names: tiny little Pete Hegseth tiny little President Trump tiny little Tommy Tuberville think of the energy they'd expend on that it's so EASY
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A lot of the discussion about 80s music engages in Pat Benetar erasure. Any account of pop culture in the 80s must include Pat Benetar, she was everywhere.
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Benatar Bestoverbite
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the last month in history in which you will not be able to play Grand Theft Auto 6
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not all new country music is bad www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IRj...
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"Gas Station" - Willi Carlisle
YouTube video by Willi Carlisle
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm choosing to read this as "one foot out the door"
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no problem with algorithmic music generation. In fact, I think it poses all sorts of interesting questions about the nature of creativity. So much so that I propose that we devote 100% of all AI compute to producing music. All of it. Every single bit.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Installed Siri AI, asked it to open a webpage. It did. With Safari. I asked it to open the same page in Chrome. It told me I needed to specify. Then I specified, and it told me it couldn’t open a web page with Chrome. I should not have updated. Now a finicky idiot lives on my hard drive.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So hungry for the gotcha moment that they made the error most grievously wounding to fragile male egos: they Failed To Know Sports
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now with the Questionable Decisions Expansion Pack! www.e-upgames.com
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Making Board Games Great Again!
Take control of the Pentagon! Twenty American cities are up for grabs. Send in the National Guard. Put your opponents On ICE. The last one standing is the winner!
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOW TO SUCCEED: Find yourself a group of friends who make snarky comments about the Council of Nicaea in the group chat
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wasn’t me, I don’t have a spoon that big
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be or not to be? THAT is the fucking question
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only hiring candidates who being a full martini shaker, olives, and a chilled cocktail glass to the interview
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally got around to listening to the new Chat Pile record. Well. That was harrowing. It’s an excellent record. Maybe their best yet. But it will not put a smile on your face nor a spring in your step.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a casserole for dinner we ate it at 5 PM now I’m going to put on my cardigan, sit in my recliner, and fear change
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I agree, you are sorry
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thing make heat but space hold heat real good heat make thing melt this bad idea
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Making a bunch of merchants to populate a fantasy city and I made myself giggle with "Skullcrusher & Perkins, Confectioners" that side quest practically writes itself
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville genuinely trying to be the dumbest man in Alabama and he might succeed because he’s doing it from Florida
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brace yourself: U2 is about to try to be relevant again, I can smell it
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I want to be thinky: Pendragon When I want to be stabby: Dragonbane When I dont actually want to play but do want to read something interesting that has stat blocks in it: Call of Cthulhu
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mike Watt. Are there other bassists?
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The problem with eating breakfast at 4 AM is, well
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LOTR: Second Breakfast
ALT: LOTR: Second Breakfast
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
None more prone
A fat gray cat stretched out on a bed. He looks very comfortable.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was a waiter for many years and frankly I don’t give a damn if you’re polite or not. Tip, don’t camp, and you can yell at me until you’re hoarse if that floats your boat, because to me? You are not a real person, you are a set of obligations occupying space, eat and leave, bucko
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
can we please fast forward to the part where the Dems sweep the midterms and everybody has taken a week off of work to play GTA 6
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like everything about this plan except making the pickles
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WSJ Art Critic Confuses Nitpicking With Criticism
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have long suspected that my breathing brain is borrowing compute cycles from my thinking brain, it’s good to see those suspicions confirmed
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't understand anything about Canadian provincial politics but watching the BC Conservatives' shoot themselves in the foot while stepping on a rake on their way to an own goal has been deeply satisfying
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Dumpster Fire I Like A Good Dumpster Fire
ALT: Dumpster Fire I Like A Good Dumpster Fire
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some amazing quilts
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now would be a great time to go rob houses in the Cowichan Valley, because the entirety of its population is at this fair
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A fair must contain many elements that are fun and frivolous but it must also contain at least one work of folk art that absolutely takes one’s breath away
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
knight fight (actually a couple of dames)
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Puzzling absence of funnel cake, but mini donuts are plentiful
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s less a stroller and more a Mobile Child Containment Unit, all it needs now is artillery mounted on the prow
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally made it to the fair
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"You Suffer" by Napalm Death
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This song lurches and meanders and digresses and never really gets to the point, which is precisely its point. It's Neil awkwardly telling us goodbye while still saying hello and it is so, so, so heartbreakingly sad yet somehow suffused with obdurate hope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDH...
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Neil Young & The Chrome Hearts - Soon I Might Be Going (Official Audio)
YouTube video by neilyoungchannel
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hegseth sure does spend a lot of time thinking about dicks. Hard dicks. Big, throbbing, veiny, hard dicks.
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If this bechamel rises over the rim of the casserole dish and spills, I simply will claim that it “escaped containment”, thus avoiding all responsibility for cleaning up the mess that I caused
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First Rule of Bigfoot Club
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mastered bechamel sauce and now I’m on a quest to find all the foods that would be improved by the addition of bechamel and Gentle Reader that is a looooong list
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Huff” the proper term is “huff”
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
20-year-old me was trying VERY hard not to reach the age I seem to have arrived at, so I think he would be impressed at the stubborn resilience of the human meat machine
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No love for “Greg Cattux”, I see
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A good trend for Brendan to model would be to stop shilling for Hasbro’s mediocre neofeudal power fantasy and instead to promote one (or several) of the dozens of indie TTRPGs specifically designed to critique the power dynamics he claims to be worries about
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Said something mildly positive about GURPS in a TTRPG subreddit, probably getting banned for life
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