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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 5h
You see, I’m not just a half-ok, increasingly withered face! I also bake; which I did today. This is a 12” long cheese scone. It’s even edible! 😲✌️
This is a giant scone. A scone is apparently a nicer and softer version of a US biscuit, which apparently are dry as fck. But I’ve never had one.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 14h
Badly manipulated images and dubiously worded letters are cool and all. But I won’t be impressed until AI breeds genetic mutants on a spaceship and unironically calls me an insect.
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Shodan Glitch: AI Cybernetic Face
Alt: Shodan
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UNDERTALE: Despite everything, it’s still you.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#TillysMovieReviews 🎬 The Martian In this feature length episode of Gardner’s World, Matt attempts to grow crops in the most nutrient-poor soil he can find. He achieves modest success, but ultimately gives up & abandons his garden for home. The only perseverance on display is from the viewer. 2⭐️
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 78 #FakeBookTitleFriday
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚  No. 78

#FakeBookTitleFriday
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 32 My favourite sex position is WASD.
Fingers
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IainCiplinski just bought me coffee. Thank you so much!
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 32 My favourite sex position is WASD.
Fingers
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1. That’s 2. Not 3. My 4. Job
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this about sums everything up, what do you think? 😅
Fcuk, facility, fcuk
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, fine. Beat that. 😜 #My9Games
My 9 games…

Ultima 7. Doom. XWing. Sim City 2000. Dungeon Master. Half Life. Baldurs Gate. Deus Ex. Civilization 2.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, fine. Beat that. 😜 #My9Games
My 9 games…

Ultima 7. Doom. XWing. Sim City 2000. Dungeon Master. Half Life. Baldurs Gate. Deus Ex. Civilization 2.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Star Trek the Next Generation (1987) released 39 years ago, today. Star Trek the Original Series ended only 18 years earlier.
A totally brand new seriesAn ancient old series
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NewProfilePic Checking my Level of Violence and feeling determined! 🌼
Sans and Papyrus
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The passion of the Undertale fans at this soundtrack concert was really infectious (err… in a good way) ♥️🧡💛💚 I don’t remember when I’ve felt a better atmosphere at a gig I’ve been to. I’m going to be buzzing about this for a while 💀✌️
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
♥️🧡💛💚💙
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This afternoon I was filled with determination, as I went to see Undertale performed by a live orchestra in London. 🎵❤️ So, my nephew recently got me into this game, which he has been obsessed by for yonks. Meanwhile, I just killed Toriel and apparently that was bad? Who knew!
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Flowey Undertale Menacing Smile
Alt: Flowey Undertale Menacing Smile
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#TillysMovieReviews 🎬 Paranormal Activity (2007) When Katie moves in with boyfriend Micah, she brings a guest with her to stay. Inexplicably, Micah decides to record their every moment on CCTV, even whilst they sleep. Unsurprisingly, Katie & guest react badly to this creep show. Just odd. 1⭐️
Paranormal Activity
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am on my way to a gig in Hammersmith with my 15yo nephews! Whoop! Although… not wearing my glasses, I stood up from my seat (an aggressively self folding one like this) to check the tube map opposite, then sat back down without looking behind me… You can guess what happened next 🤣
Aggressively folding tube seat
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 77 #FakeBookTitleFriday
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚  No. 76

#FakeBookTitleFriday
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, I remember Eye of the… Shut up and look at Underkeep on Steam 😲👍
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turns out the real grand theft was by Rockstar.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy #TillysGameversary 🎂 to Myst (1993) Myst was the seminal ‘90’s CD-ROM experience. The aim of the ‘game’ was to torturously click through a series of CGI holiday snaps apparently belonging to someone who went on the most boring island getaway of all time. All without falling asleep.
Myst
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy #TillysGameversary 🎂, System Shock (1994)! Famously, it was a hellish experience using Microsoft SharePoint which gave Looking Glass Studios the idea for System Shock's evil AI, SHODAN. Merciless, evil & totally out of control, SharePoint is still in use today.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t dance like no one is watching, dance like if they gaze long enough into such a Nietzsche-like abyss of cringe, they will take permanent psychic damage.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 31 How woman increase their sexual pleasure? Baby, it's easy - we just think of 1990's big box PC games, 3.5" floppies and OPL2 midi. #Dosgaming
News article: "How woman increase their sexual pleasure, according to scientists". (None of them woman, presumably).
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doom you say? Neigh I say, like a horse. Dungeon Master! It is not my favourite game, but it's the game that made me. I was about 8 & played at a friend's house. The feeling of 'what's round the next corner', the camaraderie, the mystery - I went from no interest to obsessed with video games. 🥰
The black gate of Dungeon Master...
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Helping my nephews with their maths homework this evening, because I’m the designated maths wizard… “Hey, what do you call a maths parrot who doesn’t like to eat? Polynomial. Polly. No. Meal.” Yeah, you heard. 😛
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What Can I Say But You Like That Lollipop
Alt: Boom
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ruin an action hero one-liner: Arnie: “Stick around, for a minute.” Arnie: “I’ll be back soon.” Bond: “Vodka Martini. I don’t mind how it comes.”
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Arnold Schwarzenegger as Terminator: I'll Be Back
Alt: Arnold Schwarzenegger as Terminator: I'll Be Back Soon
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It turns out that humming the incessantly droning tune to Doom 2 Map 13: Downtown is really fricken addictive, …but also makes people side eye you quite a lot, is if you’re in the middle of some sort of minor breakdown.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Monday and it's #TillysArt day! A pair today - these are my Venture Bros. crayon drawings, drawn in Crayola 🖍️ (and a dab of white paint for the bright whites). Size 12" x 8" roughly speaking and I do like to speak rough. 1/3...
Venture Bros crayon drawing by @bhaal_spawnVenture Bros crayon drawing by @bhaal_spawn
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Movie quotes you wouldn’t want to hear in bed. I’ll start - Han: “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell.”
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Chewbacca's Reaction
Alt: Chewbacca's Reaction
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guys, knock me on the head with a stale French loaf or something. I’ve been awake since 4am 😳
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When did the years written on clothing stop being retro years; 20-30 years ago like 1974 or 1982; and start to become modern years only about 10-15 years ago, like 1999? Anyway, in my mind the purpose of this jumper is to mark the birth of the original Unreal Tournament! Whoop! ❤️ #NewProfilePic
1999 jumper
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, for real this time... Grand Theft Auto V (2013) is now as old as Crazy Taxi (2000) was then Grand Theft Auto V was released.
GTA VCrazy Taxi
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Grand Theft Auto V (2013) is now as old as the Wright Bros. first flight (1903) was then Grand Theft Auto V was released.
GTA VWright bros flight.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When did the years written on clothing stop being retro years; 20-30 years ago like 1974 or 1982; and start to become modern years only about 10-15 years ago, like 1999? Anyway, in my mind the purpose of this jumper is to mark the birth of the original Unreal Tournament! Whoop! ❤️ #NewProfilePic
1999 jumper
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've just finished watching series three of Interview With The Vampire. It has some of the best visuals, acting, script, choreography, music, I don't know... fangs, donuts and bats I've ever seen. 😲 What a show. I'm going to find the soundtrack...
The Vampire Lestat
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A mysterious stranger just bought me a coffee. Thank you so much!
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 76 #FakeBookTitleFriday
Dungeons and Dragons - The Phantom Blowjob
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is where the magic happens for me. Show me your gaming setup! ❤️
My study...
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A mysterious stranger just bought me a coffee. Thank you so much!
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is where the magic happens for me. Show me your gaming setup! ❤️
My study...
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HOW can the same band be responsible for the repetitive, meaningless, sound torture that is Birdhouse in Your Soul 🤮🤮🤮, a song that makes you want to put a campfire out with your face, AND Mickey Mouse’s epic hotdog song.
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 75 #FakeBoo
Michael Knight: the Magic Jazz Hands Bastard
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The comic timing of this prophecy of global destruction is absolutely epic. 🤣
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☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BBC Newsnight from the other night. 👩🏼‍💼 Presenter: “The people making AI think it will kill all humans. Experts, do you believe them?” 👵🏻 Expert: “No. Some humans may survive. Anyway, it’s more likely we’d be enslaved, so it’s fiiiine. 👍👍” Well, I for one welcome our robot overlords. 😅
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