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Asher

@skydome.bsky.social
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@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 15h
We really don't make a big enough stink about the fact that Keanu Reeves is a Torontonian
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 23h
Nader has saved more lives with seat belts and consumer protections than every one of your favorite democratic politicians combined
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s always been the case that everyone involved in any type of greek life in the US should have ended up in prison without parole anyways so
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cam Schlittler is the fourth pitcher in postseason history with two 10+ strikeout games before turning 26, joining: 2025 Trey Yesavage 2003 Josh Beckett 1970-71 Jim Palmer
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Nats Squid @natssquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
baseball is mostly about pain. don’t forget that.
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was the correct move, Don Mattingly made a correct bullpen move. He put his closer in for the 7th and 8th because it was the best chance to see the 9th. Duran piped a 99.9 mph fastball that got hit. There is a litany of managers who lost with their closer standing in the bullpen.
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 29/09/2026
not seeing enough riffing on this Harper/Lee matchup tbh
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like a fucking getaway game in May. You could blame it on the stadium being out in the boonies but they didn’t exactly sell out early round games at Turner Field either.
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Michael @masmus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to ride the earthquake simulator
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this video is so funny, imagine being grilled by a US Senator who is oddly convinced that you went to an Atlanta Hawks game when you have never been to an Atlanta Hawks game
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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Andrew Berkshire @berkshire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The new normal at large grocery stores. 11 cash registers, zero cashiers working. Everyone funnelled into self-service, while one person at customer service doubles as an impromptu cashier for the elderly while also handling the customer service line. Loblaws continues to make record profits.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jonathan Frakes in "Wings"
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Seriously, just do not use muse
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
Women: hey can we have functional pockets on our clothes? Society:
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just get overwhelmed with grief for all the brilliance and human potential being suppressed like, the cognitive capacity women have to devote to just… keeping ourselves safe and dealing with trauma that could have gone into art or science or
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Steve Chambers @planningtransport.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Thanks for reminding me of this.
A short history of traffic engineering show walk, cycle, transit and car routes over time with cycling and walking getting worse.
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 28/09/2026
curated meme by unknown author in two panels using a scene from TNG "Schisms"; first panel, Counselor Troi and a random civilian are in the holodeck, with speech bubble: Computer, make this a metal table; second panel, we see an awkward wooden table with a metal musician standing on top, playing guitar and headbanging
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is the person running comms for Brad Bradbrad's campaign a Chow plant? Because wow.
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall, ig is popping off. the girlies are doxxing every single admin they can find at cornell, plus the cornell 7 and their families. women are (correctly) going scorched earth.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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Chris Turner @theturner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always enjoy hearing about someone’s first experience of Copenhagen’s bike infrastructure. It’s maybe a bit like the first time someone with cochlear implants encounters the full normal auditory spectrum
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t mind that Moreno became a top tier guy with another team. But it would have been nice to get more than four years of flashy catches from Daulton Varsho for him.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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Brian F. Kelcey @stateofthecity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
London's bridges are falling down
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simon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @trillymopena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This season was frustrating and disappointing and kinda sucked in general and I am going to miss it so so much
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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026
Phillies fans today
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scherzer getting 7 strikeouts today and Verlander 6 yesterday is bonkers. How can you not love baseball
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's me. I'm one of his girls 😭
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God having Max as a Jay was so special. Every time seeing him pitch was a thrill.
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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer is a Toronto Blue Jay.
Max windup
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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan @sporkless.com · 27/09/2026
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The Wolf of Wall Street - Not leaving
Alt: The Wolf of Wall Street - Not leaving.
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man, six years ago a six year contract felt like forever. It was a great ride, George.
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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love too weep at the ball game 💕
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happy Jim Henson’s birthday from the museum of the moving image
A display case with the Statler and Waldorf puppets above one of Henson’s sketches
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come on over to the Catch Bar! Red velvet cake that says Thank You Springer!
Photo of me at the catch bar with my white cake that has blue icing saying “Thank You Springer”The catch bar with my white cake that has blue icing saying “Thank You Springer”
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The corollary to this is that progressive urbanism must also be at least a little bit libertarian to be liberatory; to get organic, informal networks you need to allow the uncontrolled and unpredictable, whether that's different and novel housing or jobs or amusement.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From the article: “The thing we don't hear about enough, in my opinion, is the lives and humanity of pregnant people.” 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 In Judaism, the fetus is regarded as a part of the pregnant person's body until birth. Because whose life matters most is the one already born.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GEORGE SPRINGER LAST DAY MOODBOARD
Screenshot of a tweet that says “At Rogers Centre, the Blue Jays have hit a game-winning 3+ run HR in the 7th inning or later to eliminate an opponent in all 4 rounds: 

1993 WS: Carter
2015 ALDS: Bautista 
2016 ALWC: Encarnacion
2025 ALCS: Springer 

No other team has more than 1 such HR at home in their entire history Screenshot of a tweet from Jamie Campbell: This morning in Fredericton, New Brunswick. Photo by @fredcityandy

Picture of a church sign that says THANK YOU GOD FOR YOUR LOVE AND GEORGE SPRINGER!Screenshot from Republic of Doyle, Jake saying to Malachy “What do you say, Skipper?”Screenshot from Republic of Doyle, Jake saying to Malachy “One last ride?”
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
this is what the bills look like in these dumb ass unis
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Vladdy and Bo Bichette
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He literally had the most dominant start in Jays postseason history in the World Series with 2 pitches. Someone smarter than me needs to explain why he went away from the splitter. It was not an improvement.
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The difference with those other techs is that when their build out was finished we had something useful (okay maybe except for highways)
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is how i react to your shitty posts
a marble sculpture of a dude whose expression, to me, conveys incredible disgust. his hair is choppily textured and he wears a torque around his neck. 

wikipedia caption: The Dying Gaul, a Roman statue with torc in the Capitoline Museums in
Rome
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Really think they could have phrased this differently
A YouTube video about Zaccharie Risacher with the words WHY DID HE BUST?
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain, to leave room for an explanation, and to remember that the person on our screen has a life beyond the moment we are watching."
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The least troll-y answer to this prompt, applicable to both the text and the trilogy’s production, is that the past is not coming back, whether you venerate or abhor it, and view it with nostalgia or anguish. The only way forward is to find what the past has to teach you and create something new.
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